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> I am excited to tell you about the PMs re WEBPILOT franchise, Thanks Freeuaepharf for letting me know!
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dandy*
post Apr 14 2018, 09:42 PM
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We are excited to tell you about the WEBPILOT franchise opportunity! We offer our franchisees an outstanding IT franchise opportunity that allows you to meet the communication needs of businesses in your area. You can learn from our experience to build a strong business.

We propose to open your own business (web studio) IT franchise in your country or city. We offer trainings and all the materials you need for an immediate start.

Email: seorayua@gmail.com
Whatsapp: +79063121620



So is anyone else tempted? ohmy.gif


Plus I've always kinda wanted to start a thread to collate all the weird and wonderful spam we get to try and figure out why on earth they think we are their target market.
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:43 PM
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Already ordered!
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:44 PM
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My communication needs are not being met; perhaps I'll give them a call?
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I've already taken TWELVE.
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:46 PM
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Bizarrely this person joined on October 25th 2017, did they really join and then wait until now to start spamming members? What is the thought process here?
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I can see it now, Freeuaepharf is going to SLAY the rate.
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:48 PM
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Before coming into the thread, I thought this was gonna be about our prime minister laugh.gif
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:49 PM
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The clear and concise messages are on a PAR to be fair.
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post Apr 14 2018, 09:53 PM
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russian spammers god bless them
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post Apr 14 2018, 10:10 PM
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Haha, 'Bettybiz' is now equally as excited to tell me about this amazing chance. I've naturally replied to let her know that Freeuaepharf has already pointed it out to me.
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post Apr 14 2018, 10:17 PM
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PM spamming is it now? I thought we had controls on this. Maybe that's why it's taken them so long to get round to you Dandy, they've been busy PMing everyone else for 6 months but no one's said anything.
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post Apr 14 2018, 10:24 PM
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Oh, you mean it's been going on for ages and indeed I am no longer relevant even to spammers?!! cry.gif cry.gif cry.gif
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post Apr 14 2018, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(dandy* @ Apr 14 2018, 11:24 PM) *
Oh, you mean it's been going on for ages and indeed I am no longer relevant even to spammers?!! cry.gif cry.gif cry.gif

at least you even get any spam
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post Apr 14 2018, 10:31 PM
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my first thought was "oh thank god they avoided me"
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post Apr 14 2018, 11:08 PM
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Heres what some spammer posted on the shoutbox a while ago. I have taken out the product names.

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With the increase of age, many people have bags under the eyes. For those who read me, me and my eye baggage wails are nothing but archaic. But don’t mehh me now because what I’m going to share later will pop your eyebags if not your eyes out. ______________ can Remove Eye Bags with _____________ Eye Cream in just 2 minutes.

____________: Best Anti-Aging Eye Cream for Eye Bags Removal
____________ Singapore Review

I know the name of this anti-aging eye cream sounds somewhat a hyperbole – “_______” is one, and “_______” is just…Really. Do they have to do this? This product promises to diminish the visible signs of ageing and minimizes the appearance of fine lines and pores for a flawless finish. It also claims that users have seen dramatic results in seconds. I repeat. SECONDS.

(website link)

Go under the “eye creams” or “eye masks” section of this blog and you’ll know I’m constantly on the hunt for eye products that can, first and foremost, remove my eye bags because obviously, this is the department I need the most help in. I’ve come to a point where, instant or perennial, so long as they’re orthodox fixes, I’m in. So, heck that. Let’s just pow this through. Just look at this image of _______________ Reviews.
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post Apr 14 2018, 11:14 PM
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Cards Against Humanity teas
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post Apr 15 2018, 01:44 PM
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Picking random cards out of my 'bigger blacker box', in order, I have filled in Snake's blanks:


"With the increase of age, many people have bags under the eyes. For those who read me, me and my eye baggage wails are nothing but archaic. But don’t mehh me now because what I’m going to share later will pop your eyebags if not your eyes out. Altar boys can Remove Eye Bags with flightless birds Eye Cream in just 2 minutes.

Chainsaws for hands: Best Anti-Aging Eye Cream for Eye Bags Removal
Tories Singapore Review

I know the name of this anti-aging eye cream sounds somewhat a hyperbole – “the systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life” is one, and “the black Power Ranger” is just…Really. Do they have to do this? This product promises to diminish the visible signs of ageing and minimizes the appearance of fine lines and pores for a flawless finish. It also claims that users have seen dramatic results in seconds. I repeat. SECONDS.

(website link)

Go under the “eye creams” or “eye masks” section of this blog and you’ll know I’m constantly on the hunt for eye products that can, first and foremost, remove my eye bags because obviously, this is the department I need the most help in. I’ve come to a point where, instant or perennial, so long as they’re orthodox fixes, I’m in. So, heck that. Let’s just pow this through. Just look at this image of Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus Reviews."
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post Apr 15 2018, 04:46 PM
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QUOTE(dandy* @ Apr 14 2018, 11:10 PM) *
Haha, 'Bettybiz' is now equally as excited to tell me about this amazing chance. I've naturally replied to let her know that Freeuaepharf has already pointed it out to me.

I received one from this source this morning... Naturally I was so excited at this chance I accidentally hit the delete button...
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