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dan-G
post Jan 15 2020, 08:25 PM
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Share your (least) faves below.

Crazy Kids (feat. will.I.am)
I'm buzzin' off these bubbles
I'm sippin' and I guzzle
I'm the new n**** that says Mazel Tov
I bring the trouble
If they don't have no alcohol
Then I'm gonna smuggle
Some Rose, Chandon, drink 'til I see double
She put boobies in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles
I, I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait
Kissing while we talkin'
So I'm speaking with a mumble
[mumbles]

E.T. (feat. Kanye West)
I know a bar out in Mars
Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars
Cop a Prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid high, straight up out the jars
Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me what's next, alien sex?
I'ma disrobe you
Then I'ma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do
I tell you what to do, what to do, what to do

2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q)
Uh, pull your panties down from under you
Beat that pussy up, make you wanna holla Q
Drunk in a bitch, high on that Mary Jane
Pussy in my mouth, pussy on my pinky ring
Nasty, baby me do it in the backseat
Swear this marijuana keep it cracking
Lights, camera, action
I ain't doing nothing 'til the cash
Money, money, money, weed, fashion
Draped up and dripped out, keep the trees passing
Girl toot that thing up, f*** me, f*** rapping
Days of our lives so clap, clap that cake
Spreading your thighs I pump, pump your brakes, ay
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post Jan 16 2020, 12:28 PM
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I'm never a big fan of Rakim's verse in 'Guilty All The Same' by Linkin Park. It makes the song feel out of place and the lyrics sounded cringe.

For someone being called a "great MC", well, I don't think that part was great.


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post Jan 16 2020, 12:35 PM
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Lil Wayne has 2 classics in this category.

Juicy J - Bandz A Make Her Dance:
Uh, pop that pussy for a real n****
Pull out my black card, that's my lil' n****
Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel n****
Smoking on Keysh' Col', gimme me chills n****
What's your real name? And not your stripper name
I make it rain on ya, like a windowpane
Bandz a make her dance, Tunechi make her cum
Hit-it-from-the-side-like-a-mother-f***ing-bass-drum!
Two hoes on one f***ing pole, two hoes on my f***ing pole
I don't tip, I pay bills, bitches call me buffalo
Her stomach in and her ass out
I'm flyer than the ones they pass out
If money grow on trees, I branched out
I'm just waiting on my bitch to cash out (Ha ha)


Paris Hilton - Good Time:
I'm f***ed up, I can't tell you what's what
All she know is suck f***
I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass 'butt what'
Tunechi never slacks without a button up, I rolled the dice and lucked up
I'm all in, I'm all in
More money more problems
More money will solve them
It's YMCMB bitch
Paris, do you speak french? I get special treatment
Girl turn over, good defense! We turned down for what
Tomorrow isn't promised
Tonight is all we got
And times like these are timeless
She f***ed me like she love me
Love is such a science, do you think it's love? Thanks for not replying
It's Paris Hilton bitch!
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post Jan 16 2020, 01:59 PM
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Excuse me what is wrong with ET?
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post Jan 16 2020, 02:04 PM
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I object to the implication that Kanye's verse on 'E.T.' is bad. It's a great verse imo, a little bit goofy but it fits the theme of the song perfectly.

The first one to come to mind is T.I.'s verse on 'My Love' by Justin Timberlake which runs completely contrary to the entire point of the song.
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post Jan 16 2020, 03:02 PM
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2 Chainz's verse in Jason Derulo's Talk Dirty

Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my p**is
Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck
Chest to chest, tongue on neck
International oral s*x
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Bought a jet, what do you expect?
Her p***y's so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"

2 Chainz was on some good tracks, 'We Own It' especially, but this rap verse is just mellow.gif sorry.


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post Jan 16 2020, 03:22 PM
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I love that Bandz A Make Her Dance verse, it's as ridiculous as the song it's on, just has the unfortunate implication where people call Lil Wayne a hack because they don't know what internal rhyming is.
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post Jan 17 2020, 05:48 PM
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Suit & Tie, Jay-Z's contribution:

Get out ya seat, Hov, uh
All black at the white shows
White shoes at the black shows
Green card for the Cuban linx
Y'all sit back and enjoy the light show
Nothing exceeds like excess
Stoute got gout from having the best of the best, is this what it's all about?
I'm at the rest-aurant with my rent, disturbing the guests
Years of distress, tears on the dress
Try to hide her face with some makeup sex uh
This is truffle season
Tom Ford tuxedos for no reason
All Saints for my angel
Alexander Wang too
Ass-tight denim and some Dunks
I'll show you how to do this young uh!
No papers, catch vapors
Get high, out Vegas
D'usses on doubles, ain't looking for trouble
You just got good genes so a n**** tryna cuff you
Tell your mother that I love her 'cause I love you
Tell your father we go farther as a couple
They ain't lose a daughter, got a son
I show you how to do this hun!

C'mon Let Me Ride (Skylar Grey ft Eminem)

She’s distracted, by my reflectors
Man, I can tell this chick’s attracted
My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips
With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
Shagging’s something I'm a pro at, but I ain’t practicing shit
Allen Iverson of safe sex
Condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat
My fantasy is to have you land where the kickstand is
Got this bitch gaggin’, they call me the broad killer
I’m the cousin of Godzilla
‘Cause I spit fire and my dick’s draggin', zig-zaggin' up the avenue
Pullin’ these chicks in my antagonist wagon, screamin’

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post Jan 17 2020, 06:32 PM
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Jay-Z's contribution to Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk', so much cringe. I remember when I had an MP3 file of that (back in the day) and edited his verse out of it.
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post Jan 18 2020, 09:07 PM
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There's a verse on 'Drownin' by Boogie Wid A Hoodie and the rap by Kodak Black goes -

"I'm the shit I'm farting
Don't know how to potty"

Yuk.
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post Jan 19 2020, 08:39 AM
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oh my the Eminem one posted above ^ cringe very much
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post Jan 19 2020, 02:59 PM
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Drake's verse in Nicki Minaj's Only rolleyes.gif you'd think it'd be Lil Wayne but noooo

I never f***ed Nicki cause she got a man
But when that's over then I'm first in line
And the other day in her Maybach
I thought God damn, this is the perfect time
We had just come from that video
You know LA traffic, how the city slow
She was sitting down on that big butt
But I was still staring at the titties though
Yea, low key or maybe high key
I been peeped that you like me, you know
Who the f*** you really wanna be with besides me?
I mean, it doesn't take much for us to do this shit quietly
I mean, she say I'm obsessed with thick women and I agree
Yea, that's right, I like my girls BBW, yea
Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
Yeah, so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable
Ass on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Claire Huxtable
Oh, yea, you the man in the city when the mayor f*** with you
The NBA players f*** with you
The bad ass bitches doing makeup and hair f*** with you
Oh, that's cause I believe in something, I stand for it
And Nicki if you ever try to f***
Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it
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