The Year in BS

There were more then 13,000 stories written about Britney in 2009. We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous. Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities.

 

Without further ado, we present the TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year.

 

 

 

Some stories on the list are:

 

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar

5. Britney thinks her dad is drugging her

7. Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin

8. Britney's comeback tour faces low ticket sales

15. Britney's Dad and manager make list of boys for Britney to date

19. Britney requested stripper pole in Irish hotel suite

20. Britney's boys trash hotel room

22. Britney Spears' new dark hair signifies struggles

25. Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film

28. Britney engaged to land developer John Sundahl

29. Ryan Seacrest Says Britney is Pregnant with third baby

 

 

FULL LIST HERE:

http://www.britneyspears.com/2009/12/theyearinbs.php

Britney REALLY needs her own magazine with true stories in it.