Posted July 4, 200619 yr Katy Guest: Britney, it's time to get a life. Your own, not someone else's Published: 02 July 2006 In the annals of images of female sexuality, it will rank alongside Anthea Turner eating that Flake. Embarrassed, giggling, her face is that of a little girl. She looks straight at the camera with an expression that says, "Ooh, get me, I'm all naked!", as if she had just been hauled out of the bath and wrapped up in a big, fluffy towel. Harper's cover shot is about as luxuriantly sexy as a tall glass of milk and a sugar-free cookie before bedtime. And, I hate to break the news, but could Britney have made a mistake about being six months pregnant? She looks more like she has had too many carbohydrates after 8pm and is suffering from a little feminine bloating and in need of a tasty yoghurt drink. Poor Britney Spears. Since she first squeezed her adolescent bosoms into that tight school blouse, she has gone from one role-play game to another, always getting the imagery just not quite right. Over the past five years, her tributes to the iconography of womanhood have ticked all the boxes. Virgin, whore, wife and mother, all have been imitated with the grim commitment of the true pro. At first she played the Brooke Shields of the Noughties: innocent yet knowing and sexy beyond her years, she graduated from the Mickey Mouse Club with a set of fluffy pigtails and a degree in keeping her knickers on. But when she could no longer keep up the virgin schtick (well done, Justin "big mouth" Timberlake), she had to try something else. http://comment.independent.co.uk/commentat...icle1153579.ece
July 4, 200619 yr WTF? That's ridiculous! Why do people waste their time bashing someone who's a bloody caring mother and a wife? Seriously ... she tried to have a normal life, just like any other teenager at 16 would do! But the thing is she had cameras all over her ever since she was 16, which of course didn't help! I'd like those people to tell me when the hell did they lose their viriginty? Maybe earlier than Britney and still they bash her for being INNOCENT at the age of 16 and for losing her viriginity later on? Seriously .. they really should find something else to do! It's getting pretty tiring all this 'Oo she pretended to be innocent' c**p! It's OLD!! And what is their problem saying she's FAT? :mellow: she's bloody pregnant! URGH! It really pisses me off ...
July 4, 200619 yr It pisses me off too! They're so unfair and you can see they've got the urge to sell a story!
July 4, 200619 yr No wonder Britney cries during interviews and is all damn depressed! Well who wouldn't be with all this c**p articles popping up everywhere!
