January 22, 201114 yr "April Ludgate was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, April enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched."
January 22, 201114 yr "April Ludgate was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, April enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched." LMFAO. I'm crying.
January 23, 201114 yr I'm properly hooked now. Haha! I knew it would happen. The quality of season two went up drastically with each episode. IN LOVE.
January 23, 201114 yr “Tammy is a mean person. She’s a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man, but you know the worst thing about her?” “She works for the library.” This is seriously AMAZING. I hope Tina Fey won't see this but i think it might even be better than 30 Rock comedy shows wise.
January 23, 201114 yr “Tammy is a mean person. She’s a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man, but you know the worst thing about her?” “She works for the library.” This is seriously AMAZING. I hope Tina Fey won't see this but i think it might even be better than 30 Rock comedy shows wise. Both bitches! I go through cycles between the two. Parks & Recreation is definitely my favourite comedy right now though.
January 23, 201114 yr t3cjgEw-ANw THIS IS HOW YOU EAT IT. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfdudxDiER1qgw3ugo1_r1_400.jpg
January 28, 201114 yr Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?
February 4, 201114 yr You are the person that's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you'd be younger... and a girl.
February 11, 201114 yr I know Tammy seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon.
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