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  1. 1. Where will it peak?

    • Number 1
      56
    • Top 3
      42
    • Top 5
      29
    • Top 10
      13
    • Top 20
      1
    • Top 30
      3

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I didn't like the video - it's too trashy. You only heard bits of the song which is a shame as the song isn't that bad and Lady Gaga looks too much like Amy Winehouse.

Edited by La La Land

For singles to be chart eligible they can have up to 4 different tracks with a running time of 25 minutes, or remixes of the same track that run no longer than 40 minutes. The single needs to be chart eligible in itself (regardless of the length of individual tracks), so at over 40 minutes Telephone won't be. They could have split it over 2 "EPs" if they were concerned about it - lots of artists do that to get around the rules.

 

 

 

Is this true? Meaning that the Telephone Kaskade Remix I bought yesterday wouldn't have counted towards Gaga getting number 1 in the UK official charts?

 

The individual download will have done surely? It's if you buy "Telephone: The Remixes" as a complete package then it doesn't count I think.
The individual download will have done surely? It's if you buy "Telephone: The Remixes" as a complete package then it doesn't count I think.

Of course it counts.

Of course it counts.

 

Apparently it doesn't - I thnk I may have read that is the material in the EP is longer than 40 minutes, and you buy the whole EP - It won't count as anything.

 

Whether it's true or not, I don't know.

Apparently it doesn't - I thnk I may have read that is the material in the EP is longer than 40 minutes, and you buy the whole EP - It won't count as anything.

 

Whether it's true or not, I don't know.

 

 

But I only bought one of the Remixes - that will count as one sale, no?

Yes, the remix will count as a sale. As for the whole bundle, I'm not sure. I thought the rules were relaxed for digital releases?

 

Anyway, call me crazy but I'm still not sure this is going to number 1 so I picked top 3.

Is it true the reason why Lady Gaga flash was to show everyone that she is a female or has this already been established?

Lyrics to the parody version above

 

Gaga: What do you say, BK?

Beyonce: You gonna tell me the concept for this Telephone video, or what?

 

G: Well…

 

G: First of all the song is not as good as Bad Romance

And it’s not even close to Pokerface or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked

And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink-sink

The kitchen sink-sink

What do you think-think?

I will prove that I don’t have a penis, wink wink

 

First, I’ll get stripped naked by some burley prison guards

Then make out with a she-male in the prison yard-yard

 

B: This video seems goofy, you should just do it alone

Besides, I’m getting sick of all these songs about phones

 

G: Get me outta jail and we pause for some bad diner love.

We poison everyone including a cute duck

Then we start to dance and there’s dead people everywhere

As usual, I have lots of crazy crap in my hair

 

Pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr product placement

Hide the de-dead bodies in the b-b-basement

 

Blood and guts and boobs and butts

And I just wanna make your head explode

 

Beep beep beep be-be-beep beep beep

That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

 

B: If you think I’m doin’ this then you’re a crazy bast*rd

You must have blown a gasket

Are you trippin’ on acid?

As child were you abused by some big crazy bast*rd?

And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket?

 

I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancing’

You used to be a diva now you’re Maralyn Manson

 

G: You’re gonna do my video and do it my way

I’d hate for something bad to happen to your family

 

B: My family-ay

 

G: That’s right Beyonce

A piano might accidently fall on Jay-Z

 

B: Somebody help me cos I don’t wanna sing anymore

She’s got a gun to my head on the dance floor

 

G: Rubba-dub-dub, three Nuns in a tub and their doin’ it with a garden gnome

B: Please don’t beat me up but I have to ask what does it have to do with a telephone?

 

B: (shouts) You crazy bitch

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