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FFS Craig. Get a girlfriend already so you can moan at her instead.

 

who would have him?

 

 

OH, I KNOW

 

 

 

Shelli :magic:

Craig wants a girl who can say no in several different languages.
Craig wants a girl who can say no in several different languages.

 

All my gf's in the past have liked culture, they have had class, intelligence, if I said to Shelli over dinner "what do you think of Gaudi ?" she would say "hey who he play for ? he hot ?"

 

Shelli is a laugh but never been with an airhead never will :)

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I feel SILK BULLET may as well make a start if nobody else is willing to:

 

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I've taken inspiration from a number of sources: the track as a whole is fairly similar, stylistically, to Diamonds From Sierra Leone by Kanye West - a classy sounding brassy sample (yeah, it is based on that for the chorus but shh) for the chorus, with rapping in the verses - done, ideally, by a Nicki Minaj-esque figure. You have NO IDEA how much I had to channel my inner Da Brat for this. The middle eight is based on Vogue's.

 

Silk bullets, all I was ever born to be!

Gliding through life with a poise to our flight,

yet not afraid to play dirty!

Silken bullets fly forever!

 

We rockin' Primark with a Gucci thong,

ain't nobody can take our glamour on,

in a leopard skin print we napalmin' Bracknell,

anybody try oppose we make 'em dine on shrapnel,

shoot Questers in the chest say they died of emphysema,

got Toxics so wet the place look Hurricane Katrina,

cos Silk Bullet fierce and Silk Bullet sexy,

maybe that's why motherhoes always trynna sex me

when I let 'em know, when I tell them that I'm a...

 

Silk bullets, all I was ever born to be!

Gliding through life with a poise to our flight,

yet not afraid to play dirty!

Silken bullets fly forever!

 

We throwin' Molotovs into your nurseries, make fillet mignon,

cos Silk Bullets don't hold back when the game is on,

drug Blue Waffle hos, make 'em go the wrong way back,

they open up the lips and put the bin in the cat,

speak of cats, we make Shoat nu Josef Fritzl

when we open up our legs and push forth our schnitzel,

got him goin' downstairs just like a vulture,

we makin' panties out of Bounty to absorb the moisture,

he fell for our, our, our...

 

Silk bullets, all I was ever born to be!

Gliding through life with a poise to our flight,

yet not afraid to play dirty!

Silken bullets fly forever!

 

Getting dollar to bribe up, get our own way,

steal Ann Widdecombe's virginity, sell it on eBay,

we showin' off our dirty pebbles to Naomi Campbell

steal the millions out her purse after the rough 'n' tumble,

cheat accusations fly out like Javine's mammary glands,

plead innocent, we didn't take Alesha's man!

Team up, take down Blue Questers like mmm cha cha cha,

even if it means lettin' Craig at Caz's mmm ta ta tas,

more dangerous than a night with Nadja Benaissa,

don't take us on if you don't want a, head full of...

 

Silk bullets, all I was ever born to be,

gliding through life with a poise to our flight,

yet not afraid to play dirty!

Silken bullets fly forever!

 

[MIDDLE EIGHT]PuffStaxxx, Heil Tron,

Emily Haines and soft skeleton,

Chris, Mikey, James with P,

Silas insists he's not a queen,

Ghosthunter, Grandwicky,

we're the highest scoring team,

gooddelta and Harve are there,

~ persephauxne ~ has awful hair,

we have glam, we've won the race,

though Cod has yet to show his face,

the other teams rock attitude,

but Pavel's waiting to correct you,

and with Ashford International,

the others will fall before our rule,

get your hands away you rapacious whelks,

or you'll get yourselves bullets not made of silk,

silk.

 

Silk bullets, all I was ever born to be!

Gliding through life with a poise to our flight,

yet not afraid to play dirty!

Silken bullets fly forever!

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After consultation, we're at a draw of 2-2 on the mods, so I'm postponing the deadline for another day until 23:59 tomorrow.

anyone find it harlirous that Craig says other people on this forum have no lives and spend far too much time on here.

 

 

 

 

hypocrite much?

anyone find it harlirous that Craig says other people on this forum have no lives and spend far too much time on here.

hypocrite much?

You've earned yourself a long post from Craig explaining just how much of a social life HE REALLY DOES HAVE, you know that?

anyone find it harlirous that Craig says other people on this forum have no lives and spend far too much time on here.

hypocrite much?

 

I am on a weeks holiday from work as the majority of my clients are away atm

 

The weather the last couple of days has been like something from the worst excesses of the bible

 

Nowt better to do atm ;)

craig does have a life, he goes to the pub and watches football and eats his curry like a regular socialite.
craig does have a life, he goes to the pub and watches football and eats his curry like a regular socialite.

 

Tomorrow night I will even be going to White Hart Lane so will not be on :P

 

I will probably take the iPad though so might have a browse on the train home

You've earned yourself a long post for Craig explaining just how much of a social life HE REALLY DOES HAVE, you know that?

 

he has been to the pub a whole 2 times this week and played scrabble with a few people on the internet mates :o and spent quadtruple the amount of time ranting how Tyron is trying to benefit his team on an internet forum and arguing what day more people think 00.00 is. yeah, social life that is.

I am on a weeks holiday from work as the majority of my clients are away atm

 

The weather the last couple of days has been like something from the worst excesses of the bible

 

Nowt better to do atm ;)

 

you could always go out 10 miles to sea and see if you can make it back to prove your worth to our country, would be a good challenge if you are bored.

I personally think you should get someone who is neutral to all four teams as a 5th consultant or some shizzo.

 

BTW Craig makes me laff.

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I personally think you should get someone who is neutral to all four teams as a 5th consultant or some shizzo.

 

BTW Craig makes me laff.

We would, but basically everyone who's anyone is a team member by now.

we could have 4 representatives from each team doing the judging, so there is 12 votes out of 10 for each entry and the top and bottom votes are discounted. Much like in some sports.
We would, but basically everyone who's anyone is a team member by now.

 

I nominate Kate (JustinBieber/LaLaLand), no axe to grind with anyone, no loyalty to anyone as not MSN buddy's with people, around a fair bit, intelligent, she should be the 5th judge :thumbup:

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