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Satellite is good fun, but it's nowhere near the greatest Eurovision song ever.

 

(Then, I don't even have Popular in the top five in that respect.)

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'Satellite' by Lena?!

'They Can't Stop The Spring' by Dervish (STUDIO VERSION)?

'They Can't Stop The Spring' by Dervish (STUDIO VERSION)?

No.

 

'Side Chick'?!

Ha!

No.

Ha!

A RHETORICAL question doesn't really need an answer.

A RHETORICAL question doesn't really need an answer.

"A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply."

 

Dervish have the persuasive effect of a CLOWN PUPPET making the case for ABORTION LEGISLATION.

If we're going for greatest Eurovision song, that title CLEARLY goes to 'Secret Combination'.

TYRON and his HYSTERICAL HYPERBOLE have the IMPACT FACTOR of a SLUG in HEAT doing CARTWHEELS across the GRAND CANYON to the tune of POPULAR whilst on the phone to its SLUG MOTHER discussing arrangements for the forthcoming CHRISTMAS FAMILY GATHERING to be spent in NEBRASKA wearing YELLOW KNITTED JUMPERS and eating DUCK IN PLUM SAUCE oh look at that I've run out of ridiculous things to say!

TYRON and his HYSTERICAL HYPERBOLE have the IMPACT FACTOR of a SLUG in HEAT doing CARTWHEELS across the GRAND CANYON to the tune of POPULAR whilst on the phone to its SLUG MOTHER discussing arrangements for the forthcoming CHRISTMAS FAMILY GATHERING to be spent in NEBRASKA wearing YELLOW KNITTED JUMPERS and eating DUCK IN PLUM SAUCE oh look at that I've run out of ridiculous things to say!

HA. ilu jark x

"A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply."

 

Dervish have the persuasive effect of a CLOWN PUPPET making the case for ABORTION LEGISLATION.

I specifically said 'STUDIO VERSION'! Even i am now seeing how bad the live performance was. :(

 

If we're going for greatest Eurovision song, that title CLEARLY goes to 'Secret Combination'.

Maybe Top 10. Top 20 for sure. And I deem the song incredible. Standards are high ^_^

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If we're going for greatest Eurovision song, that title CLEARLY goes to 'Secret Combination'.

Bitch GEE TEE EFF OH. LUH that bish but Kalomoira (and pretty much anything from the last five years, unless you're invoking Fairytale through sheer popularity) is nowhere near holding the title of best Eurovision song.

 

(Though granted my top five selections of Amina - C'est le dernier qui a parle, Imaani - Where Are You?, Anne-Marie David - Tu te reconnaitras, One More Time - Den Vilda and Lena Philipsson - It Hurts aren't all thoroughly accepted by all. Buzzjack might be down with a bit of Alsou - Solo though.)

TYRON and his HYSTERICAL HYPERBOLE have the IMPACT FACTOR of a SLUG in HEAT doing CARTWHEELS across the GRAND CANYON to the tune of POPULAR whilst on the phone to its SLUG MOTHER discussing arrangements for the forthcoming CHRISTMAS FAMILY GATHERING to be spent in NEBRASKA wearing YELLOW KNITTED JUMPERS and eating DUCK IN PLUM SAUCE oh look at that I've run out of ridiculous things to say!

Whereas YOU make the case for abortion legislation QUITE SPLENDIDLY.

Bitch GEE TEE EFF OH. LUH that bish but Kalomoira (and pretty much anything from the last five years, unless you're invoking Fairytale through sheer popularity) is nowhere near holding the title of best Eurovision song.

 

(Though granted my top five selections of Amina - C'est le dernier qui a parle, Imaani - Where Are You?, Anne-Marie David - Tu te reconnaitras, One More Time - Den Vilda and Lena Philipsson - It Hurts aren't all thoroughly accepted by all. Buzzjack might be down with a bit of Alsou - Solo though.)

OMG!!! I changed my mind about your taste a LITTLE. :wub:

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If we're going for greatest Eurovision song, that title CLEARLY goes to 'Secret Combination'.

 

Everyone loves a bit of Kalomira and her HOT VOX, but it's by no means a classic/all time greatest song.

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Anything from the past five contests would perhaps be seen as too soon, let's see if they stand the test of time and everything.

 

With that respect, I'd go with 'Waterloo'. A true classic. Or perhaps 'Diva'.

That Secret Combination song was bloody awful! Give me Song Number One over that any day.
That Secret Combination song was bloody awful! Give me Song Number One over that any day.

Now THAT'S a true classic of the last five years.

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If we're excluding songs from the last 5 years, my #1 Eurovision song is Take Me To Your Heaven. I expect a grand total of nobody to share this opinion.
If we're excluding songs from the last 5 years, my #1 Eurovision song is Take Me To Your Heaven. I expect a grand total of nobody to share this opinion.

I think I'd be more interested to see your opinions once we exclude Alienface from the equation.

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I think I'd be more interested to see your opinions once we exclude Alienface from the equation.

 

In that case It Hurts or Ne Partz Pas Sans Moi would be numero uno.

 

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