Posted January 31, 201213 yr http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/958/awardsbanner.png http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jake%20Shears%20Scissor%20Sisters%20Perform%20Pearl%20IMN6lWNdvCYl.jpg HEEYYYYYYYYYYYY BITCHEZZZZZZ! I'm Jake Shears, queen of the Scissor Sisters, with some HOT MESS Awards results for ya! Lana Del Rey is unfortunately unable to host tonight (rumours that she has been kidnapped by Pitchfork readers and forced to sing the whole Spiritualized discography are unsubstantiated. Let me remind you once more of our fabulous categories... Most Inspired Country Most Inspired Entry Most Uninspired Country Most Uninspired Entry Most Ill-informed Entry Most Underrated Entry Most Overrated Entry Best Discovery Best Indie Entry Best Dance Entry Best Asian Entry Best Scandi Entry Most Improved Nation Most Exciting Nation for 2012 Outstanding Contribution Most Unlucky Nation Most Unlucky Entry Worst Entry Best Comeback Best Newcomer Best Entry Best Nation Results will begin in the next hour, for now get making your predictions! Who do you want to see win tonight? Who will epically fail? And don't go peeking, gurl! :smoke:
January 31, 201213 yr I'm not getting anything but I predict that Rontvia will get 45 awards, 22 of which will be for 'Red Hot'. :o
January 31, 201213 yr Excited! *plays Shady Love* :wub: I predict I will win nothing. Rontvia will win everything. Eledan will win the 'Beating me to the punch' award.
January 31, 201213 yr I would like to win one of the three awards I'm nominated for, one in particular. I am well aware Karamel have no chance, but it was epic to know that it was actually one of the 10 most successful entries of the year beating a considerable number of winners ^_^
January 31, 201213 yr I'm not getting anything but I predict that Rontvia will get 45 awards, 22 of which will be for 'Red Hot'. :o Can't WAIT to see it win most overrated entry :D
January 31, 201213 yr Author Just so y'all know, I'mma present the results tonight Grammys style. Presentation, crappy joke, nominations and then the winner. The overall votes table will come later. Patience, gurl!
January 31, 201213 yr Author http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4142/mostinspiredcountry.png And you can dance! For inspiration! Well that's ONE of the things I do for inspiration :kink: As for the rest of you, you tirelessly search the latest tunes and stars then pay them millions to get their hot little hands on your BJSC contract. So who's been flashing the cash this year and got as many HOT PERFS as possible to win over Buzzjack World? Batidas Caerfyrddia Elëdan Espen FSR Rontvia And the winner is.... FSR Rontvia Congratulations to Ricardo Delta, head of one of the former countries of the contest what has been a mainstay of the contest since the very beginning!
January 31, 201213 yr Congrats Rich :D (I won't keep posting this again and again when you win the 50 other awards you're up for :P)
January 31, 201213 yr Author http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/8270/mostinspiredentry.png Oh hey gurl, it's my ho Azelia. F*** are you into hun? "I'm into inspired entries bitch!" And who isn't! This award is for that one song that has been most creative and successful in the contest as a result of that during 2011? Miss Banks got this in the bag! Right? The nominations are... Allecian // Ask Embla - Ein Batidas // Agnes Obel - Riverside Batidas // Gotye feat. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used to Know Caerfyrddia // I Am A Camera - Endless Storm Elëdan // Azealia Banks - 212 Espen // Frida Gold - Wovon sollen wir träumen FSR Rontvia // Chart Music - All My Life Isconia // Lana Del Rey - Video Games And the winner is... Allecian // Ask Embla - Ein Yo, wait gurl! *TV equipment crashes to the ground" Um, well, it ain't Azealia that's for sure. Instead it's one of the big comeback stories of the year, Allecian, last seen sometime in the early 20s (think Alphabeat, not Charlie Chaplin) who's scandi indie concoction gets them the award! But will they will best comeback? Time will tell!
January 31, 201213 yr Ask Embla :wub: Great winner. And well done Rich for winning the country-specific one, extremely well deserved.
January 31, 201213 yr Ooh Ein won, a very good choice, it stood out so much and was deserving of my 12 in its contest! And Most Inspired Country is an incredible award to win, thanks to all who voted :wub: I think my variety during 2011 paid off, I hope I can keep it up in 2012.
January 31, 201213 yr Author http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4352/mostunspicountry.png This next award is for the country that hasn't had quite so much going on up there. Or down there in a lot of cases :P Most of the countries here are those that debuted in the contest in 2011, along with Farahtyn, and mainstays of this award Quotosibb. So who gets it tonight? Aquafina Budtar ChrIseland Farahtyn Mezidinia Quotosibb The award goes to... Mezidinia So it's one of the newbies, and one that loves nothing better than ex-girlband rrejects and The Claw. Will this be their only award tonight? Wait and see!
January 31, 201213 yr Congrats to FSR Rontvia and Allecian. :D Wasn't expecting 'Ein' to win that award though. :lol:
January 31, 201213 yr Woah thanks to everybody who voted for Ein! Much obliged :D. Nice to know that I'm the same person who entered both Ask Embla and the Saturdays over the course of BJSC History! *Listens to 'Ein' in celebration* Edited January 31, 201213 yr by LexC
January 31, 201213 yr Author http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6065/mostuninspiredentry.png And we're onto the civil partner of the last award, this one is for the laziest, most "duh" entry of the last year. Proud owners of the Most Uninspired Country Mezidina are represented here twice, but who will walk away with the glittering prize? Aquafina // Alexandra Stan - Get Back (ASAP) Fervorosia // Pendulum - Witchcraft Juranabaijan // Same Difference Feat. Alcazar - Karma Karma Kopecka // Selena Gomez & The Scene - Whiplash Mezidinia // Diana Vickers - Jumping Into Rivers Mezidinia // Sabrina Washington - OMG Quotosibb // Keri Hilson - Break The Ice The dubious award goes too... Aquafina // Alexandra Stan - Get Back (ASAP) Well it had to happen. After the huge European and Buzzjack world smash that was Mr Saxobeat (it even penetrated the US, oh yeah!) the nearly identical but waaaay worse follow up single had to worm it's way in here somehow. Aquafina hand your head in shame!
January 31, 201213 yr Author http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/1940/mostillinformedentry.png Our next category is for the What The Actual Fuck moments of the 30s in BJSC. All of these songs nominated tonight were stupendously bizarre choices with limited appeal, but which of them made participating countries sit up and scratch their collective heads and feel kinda sick? The nominees are... Bignia-Zaragovina // Jedward - Everyday Superstar Fandaminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You Fervorosia // Pendulum - Witchcraft Mezidinia // Diana Vickers - Jumping Into Rivers Mezidinia // Sabrina Washington - OMG (Oh My Gosh) New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer Palmyra // Echo Park - Fiber Optic The loser, I mean winner, is... Mezidinia // Diana Vickers - Jumping Into Rivers HA! You didn't think you'd get away with it again did you Mezidina? After getting the exact same two songs nominated here as for the last category, one of them had to pick up something and I'm pleased to say it was that claw thing that can only get hits in your backwater country and Ramryina. Plans for 2012? Back to the drawing board, bitch :smoke:
January 31, 201213 yr Hoping that I might be able to make it an awards hat trick with 'Best Comeback' and 'Most Improved Country'. Although just having won one makes me very much satisfied! :D
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