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Song #3 - No stage presence whatsoever. Looked awkward as f***. The back vocalists were literally a mess. The saxophone thing was ridiculous as well. I mean the part was great but the way she went to get it was ROFL-inducing. :lol:
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It took a turn for the worse when she "effortlessly" whipped out the saxphone.

 

Song 4 - This woman can't sing at all. It's like the Lorraine Bowen Experience, without the experience.

It took a turn for the worse when she "effortlessly" whipped out the saxphone.

I know right. I cringed through the whole thing :lol:

Song #4 - Sounds like a soundtrack to a Russian movie from the 60's. :lol:
Song #5 - Just awful. I think I will run out of all the bad things to say soon.

Song 5 - A Bee Gee on valium.

 

Please tell me this is going to get better :(

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Song 5 - 4.5/10. It's going downhill!
Song 5 - A Bee Gee on valium.

 

Please tell me this is going to get better :(

Be brave! Rene and Timati / Aida are soon (after about 10 songs :( )!

That wasn't too bad, the key change was pretty dire though.
Song #7 - Hot country mess. :lol:
Song 7 is fabulous, in a "so absolutely awful it's wonderful" kind of way :lol:
Song #8 - Oooh! This is niiiiice. If all of the favourites miraculously fail to win, this will :D

Song 8 was alright, but I think I liked it more because it sounded fairly normal :lol:

 

Song 9 - Is it Shiri Maimon?! :o

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This isn't too bad, probably the 2nd best so far after song #1 (no Serebro pun intended) for me :)
Song 9 - Is it Shiri Maimon?! :o

Bitch is only 18! :o And she even tried for Junior Eurovision (which is the single worst thing to happen to the Earth, along with the career of Anna Abreu) in 2006 by the way.

Are all of these performers known in Russia at all, or are the majority of them nobodies?

 

Song 10 was the definition of a non-song.

RIGHT. A commercial break! -_-
Are all of these performers known in Russia at all, or are the majority of them nobodies?

 

Song 10 was the definition of a non-song.

Nah, many of them are known by participating in our Star Factories. Many of them reach big things (like Lena from Serebro, Yulia Savicheva, Timati, etc.) but most are stuck at the semi-fame stage (which is giving blowjobs to important people for a performance somewhere in public for example).

Nah, many of them are known by participating in our Star Factories. Many of them reach big things (like Lena from Serebro, Yulia Savicheva, Timati, etc.) but most are stuck at the semi-fame stage (which is giving blowjobs to important people for a performance somewhere in public for example).

 

Ahh ok, so it's quite similar to the UK's old selection shows then, except you have at least 2 or 3 major artists taking part whereas we just had Katie Price...

 

 

Taking the word shrill to a whole new depth!

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