First Impressions:

 

Caroline - 13/10 (Droped child from ski lift??? Beat Up in Thailand which sucked??? UHMAZING NuIdol)

Shievonne - 8/10 (Major wtf at the spelling of Siobhan)

Ashleigh - 7.5/10 (Points deducted for using Reem in a serious manner)

Sara - 7/10 (Bonus points for being from within 50miles of me and for being a Edinburgh resident with Glaswegian aspirations)

Deana - 5/10

Lydia - 5/10 (More logical than logic? Errrr)

Lauren - 4/10 *slips into coma*

Luke - 3/10 (Nadia did the Transexual thing so much better)

Luke S - 3/10 (Dull dull dull)

Arron - 3/10

Adam - 2/10 (Fly back to LAX plsthnx)

Benedict - 0/10 (Attempting to set a record for saying Porn the most times in a minute?)

Scott - 0/10 (What a twat. I can think of more than a few reasons why he is single)

Conor - -10/10 (What a dick)

 

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Host: Brian Dowling - :manson:/10

House: 3/10

Garden: 9/10

Diary Room Chair: -9999999999/10

Twist: 11/10 (+2 for being based purely on first impressions)

Well he seems the most bareable of the male housemates but that's not saying too much

First Impressions:

 

Caroline - 13/10 (Droped child from ski lift??? Beat Up in Thailand which sucked??? UHMAZING NuIdol)

Shievonne - 8/10 (Major wtf at the spelling of Siobhan)

Ashleigh - 7.5/10 (Points deducted for using Reem in a serious manner)

Sara - 7/10 (Bonus points for being from within 50miles of me and for being a Edinburgh resident with Glaswegian aspirations)

Deana - 5/10

Lydia - 5/10 (More logical than logic? Errrr)

Lauren - 4/10 *slips into coma*

Luke - 3/10 (Nadia did the Transexual thing so much better)

Luke S - 3/10 (Dull dull dull)

Arron - 3/10

Adam - 2/10 (Fly back to LAX plsthnx)

Bouncer - 1/10 (So AMAZING I've forgotten his name already)

Benedict - 0/10 (Attempting to set a record for saying Porn the most times in a minute?)

Scott - 0/10 (What a twat. I can think of more than a few reasons why he is single)

Conor - -10/10 (What a dick)

 

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Host: Brian Dowling - :manson:/10

House: 3/10

Garden: 9/10

Diary Room Chair: -9999999999/10

Twist: 11/10 (+2 for being based purely on first impressions)

Oh, introduce a COUGAR.

First Impressions:

 

Caroline - 13/10 (Droped child from ski lift??? Beat Up in Thailand which sucked??? UHMAZING NuIdol)

Shievonne - 8/10 (Major wtf at the spelling of Siobhan)

Ashleigh - 7.5/10 (Points deducted for using Reem in a serious manner)

Sara - 7/10 (Bonus points for being from within 50miles of me and for being a Edinburgh resident with Glaswegian aspirations)

Deana - 5/10

Lydia - 5/10 (More logical than logic? Errrr)

Lauren - 4/10 *slips into coma*

Luke - 3/10 (Nadia did the Transexual thing so much better)

Luke S - 3/10 (Dull dull dull)

Arron - 3/10

Victoria - 3/10 *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Adam - 2/10 (Fly back to LAX plsthnx)

Bouncer - 1/10 (So AMAZING I've forgotten his name already)

Benedict - 0/10 (Attempting to set a record for saying Porn the most times in a minute?)

Scott - 0/10 (What a twat. I can think of more than a few reasons why he is single)

Conor - -10/10 (What a dick)

 

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Host: Brian Dowling - :manson:/10

House: 3/10

Garden: 9/10

Diary Room Chair: -9999999999/10

Twist: 11/10 (+2 for being based purely on first impressions)

 

 

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Generally abysmal.

My overall rate of the housemates so far:

 

Shievonne - 9/10

Sara - 8/10

Victoria - 8/10

Deana - 7/10

Lydia - 7/10

Adam - 7/10

Lauren - 6/10

Ashleigh - 5/10

Luke A (a.k.a Ladia) - 5/10

Arron - 5/10

Benedict - 5/10

Luke - 3/10

Caroline - 3/10

Chris - 2/10

Conor - 2/10

Scott - 0/10

 

Generally, not too bad to be honest, certainly better than last year's bunch on first impressions, however nothing on the contestants that Channel 4 would put in.

based on first impressions, I'd rank the housemates like this:

 

--BEST--

 

caroline

sara

shievonne

benedict

victoria

scott

adam

lauren

lydia

deana

luke 1

chris

ashleigh

arron

luke 2

conor

 

--WORST--

 

can't say I'm interested in that many of them... most of them just sound like the typical 'lad' or 'party girl' that would enter. yawn. the bottom 4 in particular I'd try to get as far away from as possible.

Who would you put up for Nomination?

 

I would put that Bouncer, Benedict & Scott/Tyron.

 

" I nominate Victoria"

 

Victoria: " Ok, OMG"

Victoria's first out then!

Oh maybe not! STUPID DULL DEANA PUTTING THE TWO BITCHES UP!

THAT WAS FANTASTIC.

Lydia looked like she was going to MURDER! Amazing!

I wanted her to nominate 3 blokes.

 

I predict we will be down to 3 females by Week 5.

Loved the twist. Hope the boring guy goes as the two girls look like firestarters. Off to a good start imo

I think Victoria is definately out.

 

Connor will get the female vote and Lydia will probably have the Scott Lee's dialling FURIOUSLY to save her.

Ahh cannot deal with Brian ! Back to sky +'ing and fast forwarding everytime he talks

23/10 Ashleigh - f***ing f***. Shit. Loved how they screwed up showing Luke S on the big screen haha.

09/10 Caroline - She's BONKERS. Love it.

08/10 Victoria - I don't want to see her being naughty at the age of 90, thanks. She loves animals - love her already.

08/10 Scott - TYRON, HE'S A CATCH, DON'T MISS AN OPPORTUNITY.

07/10 Luke A - I would NEVER in a million years would've guessed he was born a female. He's so winning this whole thing unless he turns out to be awful in the long run. I wouldn't mind if he wins too because it would count as a 50% female win. :D

07/10 Lauren - Alright gal. A bit boring on first impression though.

06/10 Deana - Get the most boring ones out?! Aren't you one of them darling?

06/10 Benedict - 'I'm a nice person'. Nice people usually don't say things like that :D Bonus points for knowing French, Spanish and German *.*

05/10 Shievonne - MINUS 3 JUST FOR MENTIONING EUROVISION IN A BAD MANNER, and plus 3 for mentioning Eurovision. LOL 'Irish name'. Caoimhe INSULTED.

04/10 Lydia - HAI NELLY FURTADO. 'More logical than logic'? LOL what a dumb thing to say.

03/10 Adam - No. Just no. Shitting in a shower? Oh f***ing dear.

03/10 Arron - 3 only for the fact that he's UNBELIEVABLY good-looking.

02/10 Chris - The voice *.*

01/10 Sara - I didn't hear anything she said apart from that she's Scottish and doesn't like being a model. BORANG.

00/10 Conor - Oh dear.

-9/10 Luke S - Anton 2.0? Probably.

 

Deana, the stupid bitch, nominated two girls, knowing that women are always first evictees. :(

 

Get Conor out. Although it's not happening in a million years.

 

Lydia is the fave to be evicted according to the odds, so she's probably going. Although judging by last year it's all rather unpredictable.

Ahh cannot deal with Brian ! Back to sky +'ing and fast forwarding everytime he talks

 

I'll be doing the same. He's embarrassing to watch.

 

Anyway, I thought Caroline was funny. She's the only one I'm interested in so far.

Watch this every year, but missed the launch being at a party last night - don't know whether to watch on the Channel 5 catch up thing, or whether I should just watch the highlights show tonight.

Edited June 6, 201213 yr by Robot Reloaded