Sabina Ddumba returns for Ashton

 

The wonderful Swedish songstress Sabina Ddumba returns to BJSC, this time with the Federal Republic for BJSC XCI. Her magnificent soulful anthem 'Not Too Young' has been selected by the ASC to begin the countdown to Ashton's 100th contest - where the nation will be represented by the Original line-up of the Sugababes.

 

You can hear the magnificent 'Not Too Young' below and vote for Sabina and Ashton in the second semi-final.

 

Ashton lines up the big guns for XCII

 

With the wonderful Sabina finishing in 14th place with 200 points* in the 91st Buzzjack Song Contest, the ASC have confirmed the return of a legend.

 

 

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As part of Ashton's anniversary year, leading up to the 100th contest where the unparalleled Sugababes will take to the stage, the ASC is internally selecting a strong array of artists with the aim of #MakeAshtonWinAgain #MAWA

 

 

Sabina marked Ashton's first top15 finish in a number of years and the ASC are aiming to hit a few spots higher with an Artist who has never failed to deliver a top5 finish for Ashton. The one and only Queen of Ashton (and Tinnmark), our lord and saviour, Tone Damli Aaberge!!!!

 

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The song has yet to be announced, but with an extensive catalogue of incredible tracks there is a myriad of potential winners to chose from! Here's how our, bound to be controversial, entrant has performed for Ashton and Tinnmark in the past!

 

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XV - DNQ SF1-15th - I Know \\ Tinnmark

 

 

Tone's success didn't start immediately with her BJSC debut, for Tinnmark, failing to qualify for the 15th contest. 'I Know' is a stunner of a piano led, string laden, ballad.

 

 

XX - 4th - Butterflies

 

 

Melodi Grand Prix runner-up, to Eurovision winner Alexander Rybak, 'Butterflies' was Tone's first entry for Ashton and launched her into the top5 with an incredible 4th place. Butterflies remains one of the biggest hits of all time in Ashton and still receives frequent rotation on radio stations and music channels across the country.

 

 

XXVII - 12th - I Love You \\ Tinnmark

 

 

Continuing the theme of performing better for Ashton than the Norwegian majority state of Tinnmark, Tone returned to the contest with the soaring and sensational 'I Love You'. A song as worth of a top 5 as any of the Ashtonise entries.

 

 

XLI - 2nd - Look Back

 

 

Taking two steps closer 21 contests after her last appearance for Ashton, Tone returned with the undeniable hit 'Look Back' and soared to a near victory. Look Back's 2nd place was immediately followed by another 2nd for Ashton, becoming the nation's best back-to-back performance.

 

 

LII - 3rd - Smash

 

 

Cementing Ashton's position in the list of nations that have finished in all of the top 5 spots, Tone returned 11 contests later to finish 3rd with the insanely brilliant 'Smash'. Smash is of course the entry responsible for the introduction of the veto framework. Now 4 years later this top 5 starlet returns to a vastly changed contest, with scores of new entrants, to reintroduce Buzzjack to her genius.

 

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Now she needs to hit the top spot to become the first artist to finish in every medal position for a single nation, if not ever! But what will she sing?? Will it be the sensational 'Winner of a Losing Game'? Perhaps the lush 'Heartkill'? The pure pop perfection of 'Perfect World'? Or maybe the incredible new single 'Pinnacle'? Stay tuned to find out!

 

 

*Persephonian interference with scoreboard resulted in a claimed 199 points finish. The Federal Republic disputes this alternative fact and does not recognise it as the official result.

 

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OMG I thought you were joking! (Or at least giving some promo to whoever got you as the masquerade country)

 

This Tone song actually gives me Melanie Martinez/Lana Del Rey teas! Love it!

Ashton never jokes about Tone Damli

 

 

I'm glad! I'm living for it! It's just fab. Really hope to convert a few new people to the genius of Tone Damli.

Pinnacle for Ashton

 

The ÁSC and SNÁ are pleased to confirm that Pinnacle, the latest single by Queen Tone Damli, has been selected as the Federal entry for BJSC XCII. Please enjoy our sublime track below.

 

 

 

Pinnacle has been at number 1 on AshTunes since it's release with 4 weeks spent at number 1 on the nations official chart so far.

Getting kind of Tinashe vibes from this - this is actually really good, where was she hiding this quality in the past??

Tone through to her 5th Final!

 

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The wonderful and flawless Queen Tone Damli, has qualified for her 5th final (4th for Ashton) this evening in Ultraviolenceland! The ASC and SNÁ are thrilled to have qualified for the final and to still be in the hunt for the victory has alluded Tone thus far. You can listen to the sensational Pinnacle below and support Ashton and Tone on their quest to #MakeAshtonWinAgain! History could be made next week if Tone wins by becoming the first artist to finish in all three medal spots.

 

 

WONDERFUL.

Y'all need Jesus

 

After the collective failure of the Buzzjack community to award Tone her rightful victory and two further unwarranted underperformances the ASC official spokeswoman has been quoted saying "y'all f***ers need Jesus".

 

To help you find him, please enjoy our new national anthem. We will be glorious.

 

 

#MakeAshtonWinAgain #EndRacismAgainstAshton #ToneShouldHaveWon #NewtonsThirdLawBitches

Ashton gambles with a huge risk for 95

 

Ashton's 95th contest see's the nation take a risk that the ASC has put on par with the first Male artist and the first non-English language entry. Our sources in the ASC have described the relationship with the SNÁ as stronger than ever, with the pair harking back to the early days of their relationship.

 

Ashton has internally selected some Nordic rap performed in Norwegian. A quick reminder of the last time a Norwegian female performed in Norwegian for Ashton, oder Åsten I Norsk, the amazing 5 Fine Frøkner by the ever wonderful Gabrielle.

 

 

 

#GabrielleWasRobbed #MakeAshtonWinAgain

Beaverdonia knows the curse of BJSC racism far too well :(

 

#toneshouldawon

Tone is the best thing to have been entered this year to BJSC.

I agree - I listen to it every week still!

Åsten hår en Attitudeproblem

 

The ASC and SNÁ are proud to present this months entry to the Buzzjack Song Contest. A remake of Karpe Diem's Attitudeproblem by Ashton's leading non-Ashtonise Government owned radio station, NRK's P3 - the leading radio station in the city of Néú Oslo.

 

Norwegian artists Izabell, Bendik, Stella Mwangi, Silvana Imam, Julie Bergan and Christine Dancke all come together to lend vocals to the remade/remixed track. (Artists presented in order of performance) The SNÁ are particularly fond of the video with it leading the play count on SNÁ owned music channels on Satellite/Cable and Ashton's Government Free-To-Air TV network Ashview.

 

Ashton SHOOK

 

After BJSC's utter failure in taste last month that sent Sorry, Not Sorry home after the Semi-Finals, the ASC and SNÁ weren't holding out much hope for success with P3's Remix of Attitudeproblem. This evening it was announced that not only did it not finish last with nil points, but that it had progressed the the grand final causing much shock throughout the nation.

 

Sources at all the national newspapers have told SNÁ|News that they were not prepared for an Ashtonise qualification which will now be front page news across the nation. A welcome relief for the government as it will distract from the ongoing controversy to award Néú Oslo the hosting rights for BJSC:Scandifest.

 

VERY GOOD. so glad it qualified, deffo one of the best of semi 1!

Takk!!! I'm so glad it's Q'd! It's so damned good and I just love the video

Special performance in Néú Oslo of Attitudeproblem

 

 

 

Izabell, Bendik, Julie Bergan and Christine Dancke were in Néú Oslo for the launch of Schlagerfest this week and took to the stage at an event in the suburb of Bergen on the city's northern outskirts to perform Attitudeproblem. Please enjoy!

 

 

Izabell, Bendik, Silvana Imam and Christine Dancke returned later that evening to perform the track in central Néú Oslo at the Karpe Diem gig that evening

 

 

Ashton's Wearing Nothing for 96

 

Ashton's 96th BJSC entry is Wearing Nothing by the wonderful Norway's Next Top Model winner Dagny! You can listen to Ashton's third Norwegian entry of 2017 below.

 

 

 

 

 

Try not to f*** this one up yeah! Pinnacle and Attitudeproblem both finished miles too low.

is that where she gained fame from?! that makes sense, she's gorgeous.

 

i know i keep saying 'oh this is ur best in ages' but this is definitely your best for me since you joined. STANNING