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Good afternoon all and Vfelkømmen til Mon Triejn in Arkepelicania d'Saynher Janslic, Fejderand Republique d'Áskorza! I'm Molly Sandén, former Buzzjack Song Contest Winner and your host for these awards!

 

Coming to you live from Ashton for the first time, you are joining me from the suburb of Studjo Citidá (Studio City) here in the vibrant state capitol of Ashton's Island State! We're here to celebrate the best of the best and the worst of the worst! It's time to get your nominating hats on and nominate in the following categories.

 

 

The "Gangnam Style" Award for BEST ASIAN ENTRY

 

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The Absolutely Fabulous Award for BEST COMEBACK

 

The Luciana, Queen of Clubs, Award for BEST DANCE ENTRY

The "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow" Award for BEST ENTRY

The †‡† Award for BEST INDIE ENTRY

The Buzzjack Broadcasting Union Award for BEST NATION

The AshTunes/SNÁ Sound of 2013 Award for BEST NEWCOMER

 

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The Scandibloc High Honour of BEST SCANDI ENTRY

 

The Euphoria Award for MOST EXCITING NATION OF 2013

 

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The Charisma Award for MOST ILL-INFORMED ENTRY

 

The "Do You Want This Job? Coz Baby You've Been Headhunted" Award for MOST INSPIRED COUNTRY

 

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The "212, Fuck You Gon' Do" Award for MOST INSPIRED ENTRY

 

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The Silly Boy Award for MOST OVERRATED ENTRY

 

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The Lorelei Carlson Award for MOST UNDERRATED ENTRY

 

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The Buzzjack Song Contest XIV Memorial Award for MOST UNINSPIRED ENTRY

 

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The Wrong Semi Award for MOST UNLUCKY ENTRY

 

The Random.org Award for MOST UNLUCKY NATION

 

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The Keri Hilson, Whore of BJSC, Award for MOST UNINSPIRED NATION

 

The Chris Traeger Award for LITERALLY the most OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE BUZZJACK SONG CONTEST

 

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The Money Note for BEST DISCOVERY

 

The "Freedom" Award for WORST ENTRY

The Parks and Recreation Season 2 Award for MOST IMPROVED NATION

 

You may remember that some awards were fully decided by Statistics last time around, this time the categories will be primarily nominated with the jury panel providing up to 50% of the songs/nations for your consideration based on statistics. It would be 100% but all bar one of the ASC's Statistics Team has taken Emergency Stress Leave.

 

You may nominate up to 3 songs/nations per award and you do not have to vote in all of the categories. Please nominate from the period XLI-L, nominations for entries from outside of this period will be discounted as will nominations for yourself. Nominations will close at 23:59 British Summer Time (GMT+1) on Thursday April 18th 2013. Results will be announced from 7pm on Friday April 19th 2013.

 

 

Please send your votes to The Federal Republic of Ashton.

 

 

 

(Graphics will be added throughout the day)

 

 

Full list of Awards for Copy/Pasting in your nominations:

 

The Luciana, Queen of Clubs, Award for BEST DANCE ENTRY

The "Gangnam Style" Award for BEST ASIAN ENTRY

The Absolutely Fabulous Award for BEST COMEBACK

The "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow" Award for BEST ENTRY

The †‡† Award for BEST INDIE ENTRY

The Buzzjack Broadcasting Union Award for BEST NATION

The AshTunes/SNÁ Sound of 2013 Award for BEST NEWCOMER

The Scandibloc High Honour of BEST SCANDI ENTRY

The Euphoria Award for MOST EXCITING NATION OF 2013

The Charisma Award for MOST ILL-INFORMED ENTRY

The "Do You Want This Job? Coz Baby You've Been Headhunted" Award for MOST INSPIRED COUNTRY

The "212, Fuck You Gon' Do" Award for MOST INSPIRED ENTRY

The Silly Boy Award for MOST OVERRATED ENTRY

The Lorelei Carlson Award for MOST UNDERRATED ENTRY

The Buzzjack Song Contest XIV Memorial Award for MOST UNINSPIRED ENTRY

The Wrong Semi Award for MOST UNLUCKY ENTRY

The Random.org Award for MOST UNLUCKY NATION

The Keri Hilson, Whore of BJSC, Award for MOST UNINSPIRED NATION

The Chris Traeger Award for LITERALLY the most OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE BUZZJACK SONG CONTEST

The Money Note for BEST DISCOVERY

The "Freedom" Award for WORST ENTRY

The Parks and Recreation Season 2 Award for MOST IMPROVED NATION

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When voting for must unlucky, I would like to remind you, 0.1Points.

 

NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

The Chris Traeger Award for LITERALLY the most OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO THE BUZZJACK SONG CONTEST

The Parks and Recreation Season 2 Award for MOST IMPROVED NATION

 

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Is this covering XLI-L or are we counting LI and LII too?

Hopefully Daehun will win the Best Asian Entry! (That's the only category which we stand a chance in..)
Could I just point out that I have COME BACK, albeit gradually, during that decade.
BACK OFF. The Unlucky award is going to Ojnoj this year *.*
BACK OFF. The Unlucky award is going to Ojnoj this year *.*

I studied everything VIGOROUSLY and Isconia and Mdice had the most unlucky-misses. Although I can't account for the 'wrong semi' effect. But you had no chance if you only entered twice? (?)

Ahem....7 DNQ's & four bottom 2 finishes and NOTHING ELSE over the past twelve months is MORE THAN worthy enough for that most Unlucky award thank you very much :P (in fact, I'm pretty sure I have the worst record out of any active countries no? except Mezidinia I guess, but I've never had a break yet...), although I'm sure some of you still don't know which country I am :(

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A DNQ streak isn't unlucky if it's deserved...

 

The 4 bottoms 2s part is pretty unlucky though, all of them were obviously liked enough to get through but they all flopped in the final. C.W has came last on a tie-break twice in a row also :P

I like to think of a bottom 2 as being in the 'right semi', and as such failing to capture the attention of the 'wrong semi' that you should feel glad for not being in. SOZ. Aside from One Big Final, the lowest I've finished is 22nd way back in 2008 I think? I've done remarkably well at avoiding the bottom spots.

Voted, I managed to get 3 noms for everything bar 'Asian entry' as there was literally one Asian entry I liked.

 

I can reveal one song got THREE nominations :o Bit of a random song to do so as well, it didn't make the top 20 in its contest IIRC.

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