Number 92:

 

And Amazing Judy

 

 

Number 5 in February 1971 & 587,500 sold.

Number 91:

 

The Quo

 

 

Number 3 in October 1977 & 587,670 sold

Number 90:

 

Elvis. No not that one!

 

 

Number 2 in March 1979 & 590,000 sold.

Number 89:

 

Robin Scott's M...looking like they'd come off "Wonder Woman" on TV, with there identification discs!

 

 

Number 2 in May 1979 & 602,490 sold.

Number 88:

 

Alley alley O

 

 

Not the original Brian (he was a comedian). This one was a dead ringer for Columbo. Did he have a glass eye? Looked like it. Either way it was caught up in Easter sales with Blondie & Gerry Rafferty. They lost out, Brian & Michael didn't unfortunately & they sold 604,880 copies.

Number 87:

 

Them Swedes again

 

 

Number One in February 1978 & 609,000 sold.

Number 86:

 

Where are you all coming from? "We're from Dartmoor on the run"

 

 

That's more like it. The kings of parody & having a go at some of the worse songs of 1978. It was Number 3 in December 1978....where the whole Christmas top 10, sold over a million combined & in any other year, the Knights would of sold enough weekly sales to be Christmas Number One! It sold 613,000 copies.

Number 85:

 

Time for more overplayed Gold Radio stuff

 

 

Number One in July 1974 & 616,000 sold.

 

 

Number 84:

 

Hold everything...It's the cops!

 

 

Number One in September 1979 & 616,280 sold.

Number 83:

 

I don't wanna talk about it, alright?!

 

 

The single that did keep the Sex Pistols off the #1 slot...Thank Goodness. Even though the British Market Research Bureau, got his figures mixed up for the year end chart & he subsequently lost 200,000 sales in a gaff! Rod was Number One in May 1977 & sold 619,900 copies & obviously the BPI weren't too clever at spotting Rod's sales either! If you turned it over you got this:

 

A cover of the Cat Stevens song

 

 

Number 82:

 

The horses went crazy

 

 

Number 2 in November 1972 & 620,000 sold.

Number 81:

 

Roderick's back!

 

 

Number One in November 1978 & 621,000 sold.

Number 80:

 

Elvis covers Ray Peterson

 

 

Number One in August 1970 & 624,000 sold. Not forgetting the 1977 re-issue.

Number 79:

 

Man Tran sing Art & Dotty Todd in Germany, but mime!

 

 

Number One in March 1977 & 624,750 sold.

Number 78:

 

Time to put your coat on. It's the return of Prince Charles favourite!

 

 

Number One in August 1974 & 626,500 sold.

Number 77:

 

Spot the bad dancer & bad mimer!

 

 

Ever stealing other people's songs. This one by Gale Storm took Mr Edmunds to Number One in December 1970 & sold 630,000 copies.

Number 76:

 

Spot another contender for worst Number One

 

 

Another better given the Barron Knights treatment. That greasy rocker called Joe, that landed in the Thames with his girlfriend Anne...Hand in hand! Brotherhood Of Man were unfortunately Number One in August 1977 & sold 633,250.

Number 75:

 

Middle Of THe Road cover Mac & Katie Kissoon with great results

 

 

Mainstream pop then! It was Number One in June 1971 & sold 635,000.

Number 74:

 

Help for heroes? Not for this one. It was too late.

 

 

Beaten by Mud in the best sellers of 1974, unfortunately. Paper Lace won Opportunity Knocks & were Number One in March 1974 & sold 638,000 copies.

Number 73:

 

Come on, come on

 

 

Backwardly thick & a school runaway? I think so. But anyway he was Number One in August 1973 & sold 640,000 copies.