August 27, 201311 yr Poor Lucy. I kinda admired her stance of simple over complex but it was never going to work out for her in a showstopper challenge. Still, give me her tomato bread over that octopus monstrosity any day. She was already struggling though so coming up with something that tasted delicious (sounded great too) but looked like a cob with tomatoes on top (to quote Paul Hollywood) was unlikely to be enough to stay in.
August 28, 201311 yr And don't get me started on the Mary Berry LOOK OF HATE during Lucy's 'I think it'll look quite GLAMOROUS' descriptor of her basic bisherée
August 28, 201311 yr And BUGGER OFF was Ruby the star baker, that title was DAME OF MY HEART Kimberley's by RIGHT I mean when was the last time any of YOU successfully combined GCSE-level geopolitical commentary with BREAD. FFS!
August 28, 201311 yr Kimberly to win everything. Love that Ruby is a bit more confident too. As for that woman who did the matchbox...whatever her name is. LORD how I hate her.
August 28, 201311 yr I think this season will see a real slowdown in this show's runaway success. Talk about truly atrocious casting. Little likeability. Everyone is so anal, WET and oh so dull :/
August 28, 201311 yr Frances is the worst What about the ASSORTMENT OF BALD MEN I CAN'T TELL APART In any case I agree. I can already see the sole saviour of this season being the teeth-licking DEATH MATCH between Ruby and Kimberlé which will hopefully go on to the final week and conclude with Supreme Leader Kim Ber-Lé thrusting the CROQUEMBOUCHE SWORD of JUSTICE through wretched Ruby's eyes. Edited August 28, 201311 yr by Cassandra
August 28, 201311 yr What about the ASSORTMENT OF BALD MEN I CAN'T TELL APART In any case I agree. I can already see the sole saviour of this season being the teeth-licking DEATH MATCH between Ruby and Kimberlé which will hopefully go on to the final week and conclude with Supreme Leader Kim Ber-Lé thrusting the CROQUEMBOUCHE SWORD of JUSTICE through wretched Ruby's eyes. Or flop haired women? I mean it's really a case of RULERS AT DAWN and who wants that?
September 3, 201311 yr I have joined in watching this, started watching from last week and I'm actually shocked at how much I'm enjoying this! it's like the apprentice but with food. my favourite so far is glenn, he's so adorable. last week he seemed a bit clumsy but this week he was actually pretty good, and I think he could have been star baker had it not been for the last part. also really liking kimberley, everything she's made so far has looked so nice, I think she could win it!
September 4, 201311 yr Frankly I've been left with little other choice but to declare fatwa upon Mary Berry for her SHAMELESS pushing of the Ruby agenda over my eternal Salsa Queen SUPREME LEADER KIM BER-LÉ Also I never saw this coming but even though she looks like a Conservative backbencher XTINE has nonetheless entered my heart for her DARLING cones
September 4, 201311 yr Mary Berry was all over the place on last nights show - declaring the rose biscuits were too bright whilst simultaneously wearing the brightest neon lime jacket which could easily be seen from the Andromeda Galaxy. RIDICULOUS.
September 4, 201311 yr Frankly I've been left with little other choice but to declare fatwa upon Mary Berry for her SHAMELESS pushing of the Ruby agenda over my eternal Salsa Queen SUPREME LEADER KIM BER-LÉ Also I never saw this coming but even though she looks like a Conservative backbencher XTINE has nonetheless entered my heart for her DARLING cones Is she the one who looks like a cross between Mary Berry and Anne Reid? On the same theme, Howard reminds me of John Major.
September 4, 201311 yr God, they're probably FUCKING now you mention. She probably swapped the custard bowls HERSELF for poor unsuspecting Deborah :(
September 4, 201311 yr God, they're probably FUCKING now you mention. She probably swapped the custard bowls HERSELF for poor unsuspecting Deborah :( Custardgate is set to be the biggest television scandal yet :drama:
September 5, 201311 yr Frankly I've been left with little other choice but to declare fatwa upon Mary Berry for her SHAMELESS pushing of the Ruby agenda over my eternal Salsa Queen SUPREME LEADER KIM BER-LÉ Also I never saw this coming but even though she looks like a Conservative backbencher XTINE has nonetheless entered my heart for her DARLING cones Christine's cones were the stars of the show this week.
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