CARAMEL COLOURED

 

That way we could use them in cake week

Beca having a good week :cheer:

So all female final 5. Christine has to go next, but then it's anyone's game. I have a suspicion it'll be Frances.

Christine looked to be on her way until she had a spectacular third challenge while Glenn's went horribly wrong. After last year's all male final they have demonstrated once again that they judge on performance rather than trying to achieve any sort of balance.

SO pleased Francis managed star baker, been wanting her to do it the last few weeks but obv she f***ed up here and there. Christine does seem like the next most likely to go, but I wouldn't be massively surprised if Beca left either.

Kimberley getting a little TOO COMPLACENT for my liking

Now I've finished moving I'm FINALLY GETTING THE CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON THREE WEEKS OF BAKE OFF

 

And I must begin by asking why Kim Ber-Lé doesn't receive first class travel as a GIVEN

I was stuck in a cottage last week (of the HOLIDAY variety) and I swear to god that we had a power cut from 7:50 until 9:02. I was GUTTED.

 

I have now caught up with events and am suitably gutted about poor Glenn! And also poor Beca losing out on star baker to someone with AWFUL teeth.

I was stuck in a cottage last week (of the HOLIDAY variety) and I swear to god that we had a power cut from 7:50 until 9:02. I was GUTTED.

That's not what I heard :P

I was stuck in a cottage last week (of the HOLIDAY variety) and I swear to god that we had a power cut from 7:50 until 9:02. I was GUTTED.

 

I have now caught up with events and am suitably gutted about poor Glenn! And also poor Beca losing out on star baker to someone with AWFUL teeth.

Glenn was a dick. I have no patience for FOOLS like himself

 

God evidently HAS IT OUT for you Dando what with this DIVINE PROVIDENCE

Kimberley's sounds so nice, hope it comes out fine.

 

Is it bad that I wanted a tiny bit of the smashed bowl to go into Ruby's bake, so she doesn't make the semi's? :unsure:

Oh fuck right off, it's getting boring now.

 

Kimberley had that. Our whole house is raging. :lol:

I DIDN'T REALISE THERE WAS A THREAD FOR THIS FINE SHOW.

 

I hate Ruby, I really hate Ruby. "Oh, it's so bad, it's rubbish, it's poor" - shut up. Kimberley >>>

JESUS.

 

FUCKING.

 

CHRIST.

 

It's lop-sided and looks terrible. Honestly, beyond a joke.

Praying for beca.

Mary Berry's choice of jacket colour this week has been BURNT into my retinas. Thanks Mary.

Mary's FACE when Christine said it was 'quite a dense cake'. I love that she doesn't even bother to hide her obvious HATRED for the woman *.*

Ruby drives me INSANE. All she does is whine and complain about her bakes and then acts "shocked" when they tell her it's great. Plus her bakes have more personality than she does.

Right then, just finished. f*** OFF RUBY. That was NOT star baker worthy, if Paul Hollywood wasn't looking through goo goo eyes every week it might help.

CHRISTINE :cry:

FRANCES NEEDS TO REMOVE HERSELF, she did not deserve to stay,