September 22, 201311 yr Author 07 Dan Neal 126 points Undeniably one of the fittest and most gorgeous housemates that we've had in a while (NOBODY EVEN COMES CLOSE TO TOUCHING ARRON LOWE'S CROWN, THOUGH) - it's just an utter travesty that he was such a dickhead (for most of the time). His behaviour when he found out that Michael was an actor was the biggest cringe-fest one could have seen in the series (even cringier than some of the things that Jessie J said or did in the house). Aside from thinking he knew everything and all of the twists and turns that the producers had planned, he was genuinely a really nice guy (even if he was a bit bitchy at times). His closest ally in the house was Hazel, and the pair of them seemed to get along like a house on fire. Not surprising. But yeah... Would have him re-appear in another edition of Ultimate Big Brother if it ever was to happen. Highest Scorers Aled., Acoustic (14) Lowest Scorer Doug (2)
September 22, 201311 yr DYING to read Calum's commentary for Hazel. :D The Sam one will be even better with the inevitable reference to his speech. :D
September 22, 201311 yr There was something about Dan I found incredibly annoying. Could never warm to him at all.
September 22, 201311 yr even cringier than some of the things that Jessie J said or did in the house Did I miss something and Jessie became a housemate :lol:?
September 22, 201311 yr Author 06 Sam Evans http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/888000/888.jpg 133 points Unlike Joseph, Cal has to wait quite some time for Hazel's commentary because she's not as floppy a bitch as a certain Sam Evans is who would not have reached this year's final had you all been in charge, and would not have won (like he should never have done in the show itself). A prime example of what a Big Brother winner should never be, but unfortunately has become - somebody who does absolutely fuck all for the whole duration of the show, doesn't really speak to people unless he really wants to and the irrelevant friction between himself and Sophie which we never really got an explanation for apart from "we dont rly connect innit"... Apart from having such a divine body, and a cute enough face he was just one of the most disinteresting housemates from this summer's series, and didn't have much to offer at all, but I suppose people started to warm to him towards the end because their faves were dropping like flies. Highest Scorers JosephStyles, Envoirment (14) Lowest Scorer Acoustic (1)
September 22, 201311 yr Not reading that commentary because I'm totally aware that it'll be a load of bullshit :D Sam FAR too low, he might have been really quiet at the start but came into his own so much in the last few weeks. Soooo glad he won :wub:
September 22, 201311 yr Decent enough Top 5. Hopefully Hazel is next, wont go on, we all know my opinion on her by now. GINA TO WIN. Or Charlie would be decent enough too.
September 22, 201311 yr Author 05 Sophie Lawrence http://i2.cdnds.net/13/27/618x402/uktv-big-brother-sophieinprision.jpg 150 points Seventeen points ahead of her arch-nemesis, Sophie would have placed fifth in the final of this year's Big Brother. She was just really a background character until she really came into her own about half way through the series. She started blending in with people more, and she was a bit of a bitch at times. There was also a little more of the then-unexplained friction between herself and Sam - mostly entertaining to see her laying into him and other people; she got quite good at it the more she started doing it. I think we can all agree though that her nan was more entertaining in all of her Bit on the Side appearances than Sophie was on BB, so role reversal would have been a good thing there. Highest Scorer Juranamo (14) Lowest Scorers Aled., Acoustic (5)
September 22, 201311 yr Oh wow at Hazel showing up in the top 4. Hopefully Cal and Pavel saved her from ending up lower. Apart from the Daley thing I didn't really mind Hazel tbh and I warmed to her more so than Gina by the end so I'm happy. Edited September 22, 201311 yr by *Rob*
September 22, 201311 yr Author 04 Hazel O'Sullivan http://files.list.co.uk/images/2013/07/25/58d80447146e3e2ede67222d584291976a75bfcc.jpg 152 points While she was a royal cunt to Charlie some of the time in the house, I definitely think [now] that she was given more stick than she actually did deserve. The main point of the criticisms that she received from most of the viewers was her raunchy relationship with Daley, who at the time claimed that he was not in a relationship. The pair took things further and were very flirtatious with one another before Daley was ejected from the house for his inappropriate behaviour towards Hazel - who appeared to be shaken by the incident, but put up a steely exterior. Another thing she was probably best known for in the house was her feuds with Gina before she left the house. They were entertaining at the time, mostly because of what Gina was saying, but they're both just as immature as one another... Can't imagine I'd want to be in Hazel's shoes facing Daley on the outside world at any time (have they even done that yet?). Would be rather embarrassing. Nice enough girl, just a bit of a bitch in the house. (OOPS at the low scoring, soz Cal x) Highest Scorer Cal (14) Lowest Scorers Calum Sandé, Jack (2)
September 22, 201311 yr Hazel has outright refused to ever see Daley ever again and he has been shading her on Twitter ever since he was kicked out for being a size 10 w*n**r. 4th is far higher than I expected so I'm happy. :D
September 22, 201311 yr I really wish Big Brother did a reunion type show (like BGC / Real Housewives sort of) ... it could have been potentially amazing. Perfect Top 3, Jackie annoyed me towards the end but she was probably my 3rd favourite overall.
September 22, 201311 yr Author 03 Jackie Travers http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jackie-big-brother-2013.jpg 153 points Just one point ahead of Hazel is Charlie's mum and everybody in the house's mum Jackie Travers. What's with the popularity here? Wouldn't swap when she was evicted for anything else, especially not the privilege of coming third as she would have done here... She started off well, and was a really good, fun and bright character (who could ever forget the endless GIFs of her dancing in her home, and in the diary room, and just all over the house whenever she got the chance?). What happened with her arm too, haha?! Should have kept her out the house and locked the door when she was getting that seen to. :kink: She just turned into such a miserable character towards the end of the time when she was in there, and didn't really offer much. She wasn't really one for trying either, she just gave up... She and Charlie really depended on each other a lot, and I think that was the problem with having them both in there, and as separate housemates. Highest Scorer HausofKubrick (14) Lowest Scorers Calum Sandé, Envoirment (5)
September 22, 201311 yr OMG Jackie slaying :wub: I wish she stayed longer, Life Begins At 59 will be a #1 chart smash one day!!!1! http://31.media.tumblr.com/1ff87c1c9d23933af54b78a5f3198f2a/tumblr_monemhyTWe1rqg4dxo1_250.gif
September 22, 201311 yr Only 2 more points for Hazel or 2 less for Jackie and Hazel would've been Top 2. OH SHIT
September 22, 201311 yr Author 02 Gina Rio http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gina-rio-big-brother-2013.jpg 177 points The most overrated housemate of the series, and the one that seemed to be liked most by the majority of viewers only manages to get second place here, which means that Charlie Travers would have been your winner of Big Brother 2013. She had her absolutely fabulous moments were she was really quite hilarious, then she had her moments where she was really quite a disgusting person, and wasn't entertaining at all (reflectively: her argument with Hazel where she just kept randomly insulting her while Hazel just took it all in). She locked horns with Sallie in week 1 and tried to steal her hat, but did not succeed, and IF ONLY she had gone in week 1 instead of Sallie - would have been good and bad. Good because she wouldn't have become as egotistical as she did, and bad because we wouldn't have had the MOMENTS that we had throughout the series. Funniest moment? Probably when she became Queen Bee and continually tortured the housemates with the power of electric shock. :kink: Highest Scorers Rabbit Heart, Jack, Lukuzz, Liam (14) Lowest Scorer Pavel (5) 01 CHARLIE TRAVERS http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2013/06/BB_Charlie-250x250.jpghttp://www.allword-news.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1376961013_Big-Brother-2013-final-Ch.jpghttp://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2013/08/BB_Charlie1-250x250.jpg 179 points Beating Gina Rio by two points is the absolutely fantastic Charlie Travers! After Sallie left she was easily the best person in there and showed nearly everything of herself to the other housemates, and opened up a lot, and was a bit of an emotional wreck - but we all love her. She was really entertaining, and while it was great that she went in with her mum at the beginning, she was holding Charlie back from doing or saying things that she otherwise would have said had she not been there. After Jackie left we began to see a side to Charlie that we hadn't seen before, and it really was amazing! Her love triangle with Callum and Dexter tired a lot of viewers, though, and I presume a lot of people are pissed off at her or are wondering if she actually has a brain by dating the show's biggest player, Dexter... She was also very good friends with Hazel, but their relationship was sometimes tested when Charlie said things that she didn't really mean (which was something she was most-known for in the house), particularly about her being the reason that her ex boyfriend committed suicide. Definitely a worthy winner, even if she did finish fifth in the series itself, but we are proud of junior Travers! <3 Highest Scorers Jonjo, O Mie d'Applause (14) Lowest Scorer Doug (5)
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