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Alison Gold’s Chinese Food makes Rebecca Black’s Friday sound like Beethoven’s 5th

 

Patrice Wilson, the musical mastermind behind Rebecca Black’s Friday, has written his latest pop track for tween singer Alison Gold, a song about liking Chinese Food. Really, really liking Chinese food. A lot.

 

You’ve probably chosen to confine Ark Music Factory to the deepest recesses of your memory never to be recalled again, but the pop powerhouse is still churning out questionable sugar-laced hits from its underground lair in LA, the latest being utterly mind-blowing.

Chinese food – best enjoyed with creepy men dressed as pandas

In it, Alison ponders her appetite and ensuing grumpiness, something that can only be sated by one thing (you guessed it).

 

She then extols the virtues of Chinese food before dancing with her friends and Wilson – who is dressed as a panda for some reason.

 

Lyrical highlights include ‘Read the menu / They got broccoli / Even chicken wings / Make it spicy’, while the best moment comes 58 seconds in when Alison makes it rain chow mein.

 

So generic it hurts -_-

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The worst songs of 2013:

 

1. Jennifer Lopez - Live It Up

2. Krewella - Alive

3. Lady Gaga - Applause

4. Alison Gold - Chinese Food

 

Not to mention I feel the song/video are borderline racist and p****-ish.

I think Jessie J's 'It's My Party' and Paris Hilton's 'Good Time' are sewn up for the two worst songs of the year... however I will listen to this later and see if it comes close to those.
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I think Jessie J's 'It's My Party' and Paris Hilton's 'Good Time' are sewn up for the two worst songs of the year... however I will listen to this later and see if it comes close to those.

 

Haven't even heard this yet which surely is a good thing. Thankfully I don't remember Stars are Blind :lol:

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Well it looks like the guy from the Friday video desperate for another viral hit, without caring for the children who get involved in the videos.
I think Jessie J's 'It's My Party' and Paris Hilton's 'Good Time' are sewn up for the two worst songs of the year... however I will listen to this later and see if it comes close to those.

Oh believe me, this makes Good Time sound like Bohemian Rhapsody :lol:

 

 

But tbf, I very much doubt it's serious.

This guy is a champ. He writes these ridiculous songs and people PAY HIM TO BUY THEM. I've found my calling!

I prefer it to this

 

 

 

Jeezo though :o

Patrice Wilson is a pioneer of modern day music. No joke.

 

I do still have a place in my heart for 'It's Thanksgiving' :wub: I don't think we can compare these type of songs to the likes of It's My Party/We Can't Stop, just gotta appreciate them in their own ridiculous way.

I love this! :D Not as quotable as 'Friday' but it still has its moments. The horrendous amounts of autotune and production actually turn into a pleasant sound too :o

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