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It's a bit of a RECENT choice considering the contest has had about six and a half years to accumulate some truly dreadful tracks but Thicky Trick really just failed on EVERY level. Cringeworthy, lumpen hook, and just intolerable all round.

 

But that said, worst songs and worst entries are two different categories:

 

WORST SONGS

 

Miley & Billy Ray Cyrus - Get Ready, Get Set, Don't Go

Canned Heat - Going Up the Country

The Knife - Variation of Birds

Hot Sauce Johnson - Lost Picasso (I Don't Want to Be)

Headhunterz – Save Your Scrap For Victory

LidoLido – Different

Swedish Angels - Your World Is Mine (this song was an insult to a group name as exciting as that)

 

WORST ENTRIES (the first six contests forgiven for a lack of definition)

 

Kelly Clarkson - Already Gone

Cascada – Evacuate The Dancefloor

B.o.B.; Hayley Williams - Airplanes

JLS – Beat Again

Calvin Harris; Mary Pearce - Ready for the Weekend

Eminem ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie

Maxine Swaby – Pardon Me (honestly pavel this was TOO ARTPOP FOR BJSC)

Elisabeth Andreassen - Vaken i en dröm (I like it but there really aren't many MF entries less suited to BJSC)

La Vuvuzela - In Stereo (another enjoyable track - if only because it ripped off Poker Face so wholesale that it was impossible to dislike on paper - but an utterly pointless entry)

Keri Hilson - Break The Ice (it's entries like this that make me wish more people just gave the contest a miss for a month when they were totally lacking in inspiration)

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Whiplash (guilty of breaking my aforementioned current rule here)

Sabrina Washington - OMG (Oh My Gosh) (you know what people will just be FALLING OVER THEMSELVES to vote for? a gay hype track everyone got bored of the second it wasn't a hit eighteen months ago! oh.)

 

 

(as a result of going through the songs of... thread I've been reminded of some truly PRIME MUSIC. How the HELL was Starshell - SuperLuva not a THREE YEAR LONG NUMBER ONE)

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Swedish Angels - Your World Is Mine (this song was an insult to a group name as exciting as that)

 

FORGOT THIS ONE

 

(as a result of going through the songs of... thread I've been reminded of some truly PRIME MUSIC. How the HELL was Starshell - SuperLuva not a THREE YEAR LONG NUMBER ONE)

 

I AGREE

OT but re: Maxiné I now live down the road from a FRANK SWABY LANE and i'm shocked and appalled maxine has not been given a similar tribute
'DNA' is like 10x better than all the other PRGL / Oslol qualifiers. But then Iiris >>> all of them (Chela is also better than all of them).

 

Chela getting dat semi impact...

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