Posted May 5, 201411 yr http://oikotimesofficial.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/eurovision-2014-sublogo.png Eurovision week has begun! We shall kick off BuzzJack's celebration of this festival of homosexuality (hi Iz/Rich/Ryan!) by revealing our chosen qualifiers from the semi finals. As usual, 10 songs qualify from each semi and I can exclusively reveal that we have some shocks in store! The energy in the room is PALPABLE! The songs: SEMI ONE 01 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Armenia.png Armenia: Aram MP3 - Not Alone 02 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Latvia.png Latvia: Aarzemnieki - Cake To Bake 03 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Estonia.png Estonia: Tanja - Amazing 04 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Sweden.png Sweden: Sanna Nielsen - Undo 05 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Iceland.png Iceland: Pollapönk - No Prejudice 06 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Albania.png Albania: Hersi - One Night's Anger 07 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Russia.png Russia: Tolmachevy Twins - Shine 08 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Azerbaijan.png Azerbaijan: Dilara Kazimova - Start A Fire 09 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Ukraine.png Ukraine: Mariya Yaremchuk - Tick Tock 10 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Belgium.png Belgium: Axel Hirsoux - Mother 11 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Moldova.png Moldova: Cristina Scarlat - Wild Soul 12 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/San_Marino.png San Marino: Valentina Monetta - Maybe 13 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Portugal.png Portugal: Suzy - Quero ser tua 14 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Netherlands.png The Netherlands: The Common Linnets - Calm After The Storm 15 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Montenegro.png Montenegro: Sergej Ćetković - Moj svijet 16 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Hungary.png Hungary: András Kállay-Saunders - Running SEMI TWO 01 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Malta.png Malta: FireLight - Coming Home 02 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Israel.png Israel: Mei Finegold - Same Heart 03 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Norway.png Norway: Carl Espen - Silent Storm 04 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Georgia.png Georgia: The Shin & Mariko - Three Minutes To Earth 05 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Poland.png Poland: Donatan & Cleo - My słowianie 06 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Austria.png Austria: Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix 07 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Lithuania.png Lithuania: Vilija Matačiūnaitė - Attention 08 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Finland.png Finland: Softengine - Something Better 09 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Ireland.png Ireland: Can-Linn feat. Kasey Smith - Heartbeat 10 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Belarus.png Belarus: TEO - Cheesecake 11 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/FYR_Macedonia.png Macedonia: Tijana - To The Sky 12 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Switzerland.png Switzerland: Sebalter - Hunter of Stars 13 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Greece.png Greece: Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd - Rise Up 14 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Slovenia.png Slovenia: Tinkara Kovač - Round And Round 15 http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/mini/Romania.png Romania: Paula Seling & Ovi - Miracle '#JoinUs' (:P) after 18:30 or whenever there's enough people in the thread to find out who's made it!
May 5, 201411 yr As long as none of the shocks involve Sweden, Israel or Ukraine going out then I should be able to cope :D Maybe a surprise Hungary or Malta elimination ??
May 5, 201411 yr Author So, let's kick things off, our firs qualifier is... AZERBAIJAN http://esctodaygdd.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Azerbaijan.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Actually a decent effort from Azerbaijan this year. I don't imagine this'll have any problem qualifying in the real thing too.
May 5, 201411 yr Author And, surprising nobody, Qualifier Number Two is... SWEDEN http://www.thelocal.se/userdata/images/article/w468/921c8d62b9a9ae098044ff5561564cd0391771a3d4637900a361365ff95cd345.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Author Our third qualifier... THE NETHERLANDS http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3465621.ece/alternates/s615/The-Common-Linnets.jpg (Yes Tim, ya made it!)
May 5, 201411 yr The Netherlands :wub: Stop this madness, y'all are giving me hope we may actually make it! (I shoulda voted in this but completely forgot)
May 5, 201411 yr Author Qualifier number four, it's the obvious joke of the year... ESTONIA http://worldtranslation.org/uploads/Image/News/EuphoriaLoreen.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Author We're halfway through the qualifiers and it's time for... ...the not at all controversial... UKRAINE http://www.eurovisionary.com/files/images/photo2.preview.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Author I have deduced that there is currently not enough penis in the final yet. Ergo, qualifier number 6... HUNGARY http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/93/34/45/e5/02/6b/ac/63/17/d8/40/08/60/66/2b/02/kallay_2013.jpg (~pass me some water cos they gettin thursty~) Edited May 5, 201411 yr by LexC
May 5, 201411 yr Author On the subject of dicks... Qualifier 7 is... ARMENIA http://esctodaygdd.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/aram-551-660x440.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Author Qualifier number 8... MOLDOVA http://trm.md/photo_news/finalistul/big-finalistul.jpg (let's take a moment to mourn for the PERF that might have been)
May 5, 201411 yr Author Qualifier number 9 is.... the (CORRECTLY SPELT!) MONTENEGRO http://www.concours-eurovision.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eurovision-2014-montenegro-sergej-cetkovic-4.jpg
May 5, 201411 yr Albania or Russia for the last qualifier please, but I know it is going to be Latvia!
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