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And our final 2004 qualifier;

 

QUALIFIER FOUR

 

It's a France adjacent principalities full house as the one time winner Monacco qualify for the semi finals with this early 00s French Janet Leon (right down to the NOXtastic last minute). It's okay now guys, we've survived 2004. It's all uphill from here (except 2007).

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Fully aware I'm doing this purely for the benefit of myself, but so be it!

 

Translation: Pavel and Iz get back in here you were all of my audience!

Glad to see Andorra and Monaco both through ! Andorra was one of the most consistent countries IMO - shame they never qualified!
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So, moving up several notches in quality, on with 2005!

 

QUALIFIER ONE:

 

Percentage of people surprised: 0%. Also, she looks like Amanda Holden's sister. Glad I could tell you that.

belgium, andorra and austria in 2005 plz
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A Fairly typical early 00s power ballad/talent show's winners single complete with running arms emotional choreography moments makes it through for the Netherlands.

btw my votes from 2004 <3

 

12 yasss

10 Estonia: Neiokõsõ - Tii

08 Slovenia: Platin - Stay Forever

07 Portugal: Sofia Vitoria - Foi Magia

06 Finland: Jari Sillanpää - Takes 2 To Tango

05 Israel: David D'Or - To Believe

04 yasss

03 Switzerland: Piero Esteriore and the MusicStars - Celebrate

02 yasss

01 yasss

 

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QUALIFIER THREE:

 

Aint no hot mess like a Belarus hot mess, only enhanced when considered that Belarus were rumoured to have spent around 1 Million Euros on the promotion of this song (to younger euroqueens - these were the days before Azerbaijan and the like had figured out a way to rigg the contest).

netherlands i can deal but iceland no hunni no that performance was TERRIBLE

 

ughhh belarus. run me over with a pixie-lott-shaped truck

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QUALIFIER FOUR:

 

Our penultimate 2005 qualifier comes from Estonia bringing Saturdays level choreography and tuning talents. Only one place left from 2005, speculate~

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QUALIFIER FIVE:

 

Tragically ironic that Lithuania's best song ever is among their worst performing. Every single mediocre to terrible Lithuanian qualification can totally be blamed on this hot track DNQing. Totally.

what a TERRIBLE bunch of qualifiers from such an incredible selection of rejects :(

 

12 Andorra: Marian van de Wal - La Miranda Interior

10 Belgium: Nuno Resende - Le Grand Soir

08 Austria: Global Kryner - Y Asi

07 Ireland: Donna & Joe - Love?

06 Portugal: 2B - Amar

05 Monaco: Lise Darly - Tout De Moi

04 Slovenia: Omar Naber - Stop

03 no hunni no

02 no hunni no

01 Finland: Geir Rönning - Why?

 

slovenia, poland and albania from 2006 tho plz
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QUALIFIER TWO:

 

Really, if you want commentary on this one, you should be getting Tirren to write a 'Be My Valentine' style essay on how life giving this performance is. I accept that I do not possess the words to adequately describe 'Congratulations'.

silvia tho.

 

f*** off, everyone

Congratulations still continues to MURDER/BURY/RESURRECT/FIRE MY FINNISH MAKE-UP ARTIST BY PROXY another EIGHT YEARS ON! *.*
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QUALIFIER THREE

 

I don't know what kind of polyamorous happening is going on here, all I know is I want in on it. That lesbian with the green hair seems oddly pleased with herself at the end though.

 

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