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BELARUS

 

QUALIFIERS:

 

 

2007: Dmitry Koldun - Work Your Magic

2011: Anastasia Vinnikova - I Love Belarus

 

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Finally some maleness in this bitch because it was starting to small too fishy in this place. Dmitry Koldun, Belarus' best placed Eurovision song and a truly fab song finishes Top 2 in this and moves to the Semifinal stage. Another Buzzjack favourite makes it through. This time it's the infamous I Love Belarus which Nastya has "got deep inside". In the end she DNQd so it turns out she didn't. Not too ikonec enough. If you get a tough female/fab hoe to represent your country you must either go Svetlana or go home really.

 

Another gay anthem Solayoh finished 3rd. The Top 2 had 209 points between the two of them so yeah she wasn't really THAT close~

 

You HORRIBLE HORRIBLE people should be banished for 0ing and 1ing My Galileo. Oh my GOD. Why would anyone not like this?! The ikonec first Belarussian entry finishes 4th and just above Litesound, a MoR rocky blahfest from 2012. 3+5*... I'm sorry, 3+2 were the only other artist in the contention really. The rest is poo.

 

*you bitches better than gotten my Nymphomaniac reference~

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ANDORRA

 

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2009: Susanne Georgi - La teva decisió (Get a Life)

 

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And finally there is Andorra where you put their last entry to-date through to the Semifinals. This one was a Eurovision DNQ as well. But Andorra has never reached the Final so it was a given oops.

 

HATE YOU ALL for almost lastplacing La Mirada Interior. I did NOT get why it collected so many 5s. Was it badly sung? No. Was it a bad song? Hell NO. Was she ugly and/or fat and/or black? No. SO WHAT HAPPENED THERE

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QUALIFIERS SO FAR

 

Andorra / 2009 / Susanne Georgi - La teva decisió (Get a Life)

Austria / 2011 / Nadine Beiler - The Secret Is Love

Austria / 2014 / Conchita Wurst - Rise Like a Phoenix

Belarus / 2007 / Dmitry Koldun - Work Your Magic

Belarus / 2011 / Anastasia Vinnikova - I Love Belarus

Belgium / 2004 / Xandee - 1 Life

Belgium / 2006 / Kate Ryan - Je t'adore

Denmark / 2000 / Olsen Brothers - Fly on the Wings of Love

Denmark / 2013 / Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops

Finland / 2006 / Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah

Finland / 2007 / Hanna Pakarinen - Leave Me Alone

France / 2001 / Natasha St-Pier - Je n'ai que mon âme

France / 2003 / Louisa Baïleche - Monts et merveilles

Georgia / 2007 / Sopho Khalvashi - Visionary Dream

Latvia / 2000 / Brainstorm - My Star

Latvia / 2008 / Pirates of the Sea - Wolves of the Sea

Portugal / 2008 / Vânia Fernandes - Senhora do mar (Negras águas)

Portugal / 2009 / Flor-de-Lis - Todas as ruas do amor

San Marino / 2013 / Valentina Monetta - Crisalide (Vola)

Slovakia / 2010 / Kristina - Horehronie

Spain / 2003 / Beth - Dime

Spain / 2012 / Pastora Soler - Quédate conmigo

Sweden / 2008 / Charlotte Perrelli - Hero

Sweden / 2012 / Loreen - Euphoria

Turkey / 1997 / Şebnem Paker and Grup Etnik - Dinle

Turkey / 2003 / Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can

UK / 1996 / Gina G - Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit

UK / 1997 / Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light

WOO Natasha! It's actually a very memorable song for me tbh. Oops.

 

Xandee seems very highly regarded in fan communities. I love the production on it but I'm not so enamoured by her voice. Yay for Kate though.

 

YESSS for Koldun :wub: and Marta Roure >>>>>> all over Andorran entries, such a tune. I don't care at all for any of their other entries actually.

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Heat 5 tonight hens

 

Switzerland, Malta and some other two countries cba to remember. I think one of them is Macedonia or Ukraine tho

Oh no, I'm happy for Xandee but Sanomi was the thing we were doing Belgium for!

 

Aww at Allez Ola Ole so close but then I like both French qualifiers so that's not too bad.

Gisela </3

 

And not that it makes any difference, but I most certainly did not give 10 points to that awful French chanson from 2006, they should have gone to the brilliant Sandrine François.

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OMFG at NATASHA AND LOUISA THROUGH FOR FRANCE! *.*

 

So first off we head off to France where we get the first qualifier and the only song competing in this entire Heat from 2001! No doubt this success was no coincidence given Natasha's recent performance in the Greatest Hits concert. But I also have no doubt that she will be long since forgotten once the impakt is gone. It's not so... memorable. Oops. For 2001 maybe though.

You can SHUT THE FUCK UP because JE N'AI QUE MON AME IS PERFECTION AND WOULD'VE QUALIFIED REGARDLESS OF THE GH

Um WTF Adam at you giving ONE POINT to DAME AGURBASH?!

 

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