Some people are doing their reviews of albums and well here's some

of mine, ill keep adding each time i here a new album.

 

The first album review is

 

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1. Fergalicious - The album opens with this at first hilarious song, the lyrics

are really quite funny but 2 minutes later and it gets so annoying. Repetitive

and dull opening and how many times does that Will.I.am repeat himself.

Pukealicious :puke2:

5 minutes of pure drivel - Rating: 3/10

 

2. Clumsy - She bloody did make a clumsy song, i hate this, do you not

know what your own voice sounds like love?. Vile. Rating: 0/10

 

3. All That I Got (Make Up Song) - After two hideous songs comes along this

beautiful ballad. Its very typical that she'd have this but it is actually perfect

and lovely until the thing comes along to destory it. Rating: 8/10

 

4. London Bridge - Eeek isnt this horrid. Vile chavtastic first single of the album,

dunno why she released it. Its ghastly and the rap is cheesy. Rating: 1/10

 

5. Pedestal - Weird song and a weird name, it aint bad but it aint good. I dont

want to here another word of london bridge but it drags itseld into the opening

of the song, quite catchy though at times.

Rating: 5/10

 

6. Voodoll Doll - I was expecting this to suddenly change into a gothic rock

song but after that spooky to start it goes in a time warp to classical tripe.

Say no more.

Rating: 3/10

 

7. Glamourous - I never thought much of the Gwen Stefani soundalike, and shes

stole the song anyway to make an average, forgettable borefest, just a filler.

Rating: 2/10

 

8. Here I Come - Why is this not an opening song, its got a pretty cool instrumental

though there's a hint of the dire 'London Bridge' throughout the song. But

its better then the last two thats for sure.

Rating: 5/10

 

9. Velvet - Still havent listened to this cringebore all the way through. Unoringinal

tacky junk to be honest, doesnt go anyway and a waste of time.

Rating: 1/10

 

10. Big Girls Don't Cry - As everyone says, this is a brilliant ballad. The 2nd best on the album

and the chorus just makes it more better, i wish Mariah would sing this :heart:

Rating: 10/10

 

11. Mary Jane Shoes - I was expecting a dire follow up but this song is a stunning

carribean bob marley type song. Its really cool though towards the end of the song it

changes and goes less good.

Rating: 8/10

 

12. Losing My Ground - An alright song here, nothing special but its still a good

effort and its a grower for sure. Its sort of a ballad but in a way it isnt.

Rating: 6/10

 

13. Finally - Here is the best song, best ballad on the album. Fantastic vocals

and amazing piano. Its even better than Big Girls Don't Cry. I LOVE it.

Rating: 10/10

 

14. Get Your Hands Up - It couldnt last forever could it. This song is no different

to a typical Black Eyed Peas song, which isnt all that bad, in fact this is pretty good.

Rating: 7/10

 

15. Wake Up - I love this, its very rocky and powrful. Its not similar to

the rest of the songs. Its sort of like a Kelly Clarkson song and is very good.

Rating: 9/10

 

16. Paradise - I thought this would end up being a really good song but after a carribean.

african type music to start it ends up being boring and dull.

Rating: 3/10

 

17. Maybe We Can Take A Ride - Even worse than Paradise is this, very dull end to

the album. Hopefully in the long silence in between Paradise and this people

will think it doesnt exist.

Rating: 1/10

 

Overall: 4.82/10 - A few good songs here but nothing special, not worth buying.

 

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My next album review is Kate Ryan Alive.

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1. Je T'Adore - The album gets off to a great start with this

fantastic pop heaven of a song. Its very catchy and upbeat and should

of won eurovision.

Rating: 10/10

 

2. All For You - I think this is a Kylie song though im not sure. This is

the best song on the album which doesnt look good for the rest of the songs as

none after this match this amazing pop/dance piece. It is honestly stunning

and if you love Kylie your love this.

Rating: 10/10

 

3. Alive - Again another strong pop/dance follows on, this is a super song

and very catchy. The chorus is stunning and the lyrics are good to.

Rating 9/10

 

4. Tapping On The Table - Oh dear it falls apart on this song so much.

Its boring from beginning to end, you expect it to get going but it never does.

Rating: 2/10

 

5. Spinning Around - No this is not Kylie's song, it would be an insult to compare

this to Kylie, well amost as its not all bad, not as bad as the table song but

its like an instrumental.

Rating: 3/10

 

6. How Many Times - Its a very commercial song is this. Its pretty good to.

Pop/Dance and has a good chorus. In fact to be honest after hearing it again i know

LOVE it. Best song on the album.

Rating: 10/10

 

7. Nothing - This is the good b side to Alive. Its not as good as Alive but

its not like the funeral that is some of the songs on it. Its poptastic and

catchy.

Rating: 7/10

 

8. Why Imagine - This song is like a cross between Alive & How Many Times.

Its a pretty good party song and is very much catchy. Its not completely

dance but its one of the albums clubbier tracks.

Rating: 8/10

 

9. Driving Away - Different to everything so far is the Je T'Adore B Side

driving away, and it crashes straight out of the last three songs to

make a boring dull song which you'd skip if it came on the radio.

Rating: 2/10

 

10. Love Or Lust - After the terrible driving away things pick up again on

this song making anoither same old pop/dance song though her vocals

sound very computerised and fake to.

Rating: 6/10

 

11. Wonderland - This is just a filler to be honest and not a song you can

describe easily. Not good, not bad. Just Average.

Rating: 5/10

 

12. Steppin Out - Things get good again on this succesful song with

various influences. Its a very modern sort of pop song, it looks a biot

like a shapeshifters type song at times and is uplifting compared to the

drab last couple.

Rating: 8/10

 

13. That Kiss I Miss - The last 'proper' song on the album is a pop/acoustic

ballad. Its simplebut through this simplicity, the song becomes more striking and

a strong hit.

Rating: 8/10

 

The rest are french.

14) Je t’adore

15) Je donnerais tout

16) Alive

17) Combien de Fois

 

Overall: Shes alive thats for sure though its a bit of a dead damp squib at times.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Edited April 6, 200718 yr by gooddelta

Why did you bother downloading it if you hated the lead single and most of her music? :wacko:

Why did you bother downloading it if you hated the lead single and most of her music? :wacko:

I had to try :cheer:

Great reviews Conor.

 

Thanks for posting :)

Who's that french woman?