SWITZERLAND

 

QUALIFIERS:

2005: Vanilla Ninja - Cool Vibes

2008: Paolo Meneguzzi - Era stupendo

 

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Vanilla Ninja, okay, that one was as obvious as Charlotte's grey face was scary at the beginning of the Eurovision performance of Hero. But Paolo! Those last votes for him and Sebalter really fucked Lovebugs over. So that's a second Italian language song which qualifies for the Semifinals. 210 points for the two qualifiers in this subheat and the smallest gap between the qualifying and non-qualifying regions! (All you bitches know is that it's less than 23 points so think of it how you will~)

 

You bast*rdS making Michael finish in JUST 6th. Ridiculous. He's better than ALL OF THE OTHER ARTISTS HERE PUT TOGETHER. And that BLAND BITCH Anna Crapsinelli ALMOST finished above him. THAT WON'T DO, PEOPLE. Hunter of Stars was the only song that scored points from every single one of you people too. YES! TWO (!!!) people ZEROED Vanilla Ninja. ZEROED. One of them might or might not be Tom Kay. serving them alexrange teas

 

AdamAloud and Alex provide the biggest laughs of the night by voting for Celebrate here. Bless ha

Qualifiers so far:

 

Andorra / 2009 / Susanne Georgi - La teva decisió (Get a Life)

Austria / 2011 / Nadine Beiler - The Secret Is Love

Austria / 2014 / Conchita Wurst - Rise Like a Phoenix

Belarus / 2007 / Dmitry Koldun - Work Your Magic

Belarus / 2011 / Anastasia Vinnikova - I Love Belarus

Belgium / 2004 / Xandee - 1 Life

Belgium / 2006 / Kate Ryan - Je t'adore

Denmark / 2000 / Olsen Brothers - Fly on the Wings of Love

Denmark / 2013 / Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops

Finland / 2006 / Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah

Finland / 2007 / Hanna Pakarinen - Leave Me Alone

France / 2001 / Natasha St-Pier - Je n'ai que mon âme

France / 2003 / Louisa Baïleche - Monts et merveilles

Georgia / 2007 / Sopho Khalvashi - Visionary Dream

Greece / 2001 / Antique - (I Would) Die for You

Greece / 2005 / Helena Paparizou - My Number One

Italy / 2012 / Nina Zilli - L'amore è femmina (Out of Love)

Latvia / 2000 / Brainstorm - My Star

Latvia / 2008 / Pirates of the Sea - Wolves of the Sea

Malta / 2002 / Ira Losco - 7th Wonder

Malta / 2005 / Chiara - Angel

Portugal / 2008 / Vânia Fernandes - Senhora do mar (Negras águas)

Portugal / 2009 / Flor-de-Lis - Todas as ruas do amor

San Marino / 2013 / Valentina Monetta - Crisalide (Vola)

Slovakia / 2010 / Kristina - Horehronie

Spain / 2003 / Beth - Dime

Spain / 2012 / Pastora Soler - Quédate conmigo

Sweden / 2008 / Charlotte Perrelli - Hero

Sweden / 2012 / Loreen - Euphoria

Switzerland / 2005 / Vanilla Ninja - Cool Vibes

Switzerland / 2008 / Paolo Meneguzzi - Era stupendo

Turkey / 1997 / Şebnem Paker and Grup Etnik - Dinle

Turkey / 2003 / Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can

UK / 1996 / Gina G - Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit

UK / 1997 / Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light

 

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4: 2008

3: 2003; 2005; 2007; 2012

2: 1997; 2000; 2001; 2006; 2009; 2011; 2013

1: 1996; 2002; 2004; 2010; 2014

0: 1995; 1998; 1999

Next heat containing Macedonia, (i think?) Ukraine, Serbia and Germany will hopefully be up tonight.

All of this OH LET'S VIEW AND NOT COMMENT shit will NOT DO babes*!

 

*gooddelta, LexC, AdamAloud to name a few

Well maybe if you'd fixed the results so Jalisse had got through I might've been arsed to comment

yassssssssssss

 

Pretty predictable qualifiers I guess so nothing much for me to comment on (obvious YAY for Vanilla Ninja, Paolo, Antique, Helena and Ira but that all goes without saying)

WTF at you LESSERS putting Jalisse FOURTH beneath some LUMPEN COCK ROCK by a woman in ROMAN LIBERACE TRASH and some BORING PRICK IN A BLUE SUIT

 

And PIA PROSEFHI beneath RISE UP?!

 

I'm too DISGUSTED TO BREATHE!

Well, Tomorrow scoring less than the two awful entries that preceded it isn't great (and a bit inexplainable, weren't you all charmed by him for LIFE?), but otherwise, fine for Malta, there's not much I could have done to stop the Chiara tide. I have very few complaints about Greece really. At least none that would allow me to still post in here.

 

I guess there was no real hope for La mia citta but at least she beat Marco, a dull entry I don't understand the appeal of in the slightest. I would be offended if I were the other two Italian entries, I've sort of come round to the non-nails-on-chalk parts of Madness Of Love, at least it's slightly interesting.