May 14, 201510 yr Probably because he was shoved down our throats like every single episode with the whole Mirjana non drama et al
May 15, 201510 yr Author #142: Jaeda Young Cycle 7, 6th place 6th? 6th? What in the world was Tyra thinking by sending this girl overseas when I could count four other girls who had wayyyy stronger portfolios than her? Her personality: I guess I can forgive Jaeda because she had such a tough exterior, but when you cry over a makeover especially when it makes you look like Halle Berry (who is sexy af so that it a MAAAAAJOR compliment), it gets a bit old. Oh and we can't forget about the whole Nacho story, although that's on his racist ass more than Jaeda's. One rule about the show: NEVER carry your frustrations to the photoshoot because they're gonna bump you as low as this. One thing I would applaud Jaeda for is her ratting out Monique for throwing away all the girls' food. Just more of a reason to put her above "princess of the loony bin" Monique. Her modeling skills: Uhhh... right when she was saved over AJ (who was by far the better model), the entire fandom pretty much knew there was something wrong with the elimination order. Like seriously, this girl had one of the most underwhelming portfolios that cycle (Monique obviously had the worst). Her photo as Whitney Houston? No. Her Hair Wars photo? Eh. Her strong woman photo? Maaaaaybe. That gave me Tyra teas tbh. She did take one stellar photo, and it was during that really awkward runway, the same episode where Eugena's leg decides to do an underwater shoot of its own. http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfjclaPSUH1qaa5cyo1_500.jpg ~ Her best picture ~ And while this was H2T at it's finest, the rest of her portfolio... to quote Marina, she could do better than that. Clue for #141: Guts Over Fear
May 15, 201510 yr Author h2t(its) the rest is awfulI think the girls were more focused on not falling headfirst into the water tbh
May 15, 201510 yr Jaeda was another Ann, being VERY lucky to get where she did. Anchal, Brooke and A.J going before her? NO. It's the same story with Whitney, who was in the bottom 2 FOUR times, but she actually managed to win...WHAT!? Off topic but Whitney: Bottom 2: 4 First call out: 1 Anya: Bottom 2: 0 First Call Out: 5 :mansoncheer:
May 15, 201510 yr Author Jaeda was another Ann, being VERY lucky to get where she did. Anchal, Brooke and A.J going before her? NO. It's the same story with Whitney, who was in the bottom 2 FOUR times, but she actually managed to win...WHAT!? Off topic but Whitney: Bottom 2: 4 First call out: 1 Anya: Bottom 2: 0 First Call Out: 5 :mansoncheer:Sometimes I feel like Whitney shouldn't have won because of the meltdown it caused within the fandom, but I really liked her. It's better than Dominique winning with that mess of a portfolio during her season. Then there was Marvin's string of basic ass photos that either got bottom 2 or bottom 3 then ended up getting... second.
May 16, 201510 yr Post Chantelle already. Such a non-model. Wikipedia also tells me she goes by 'Winnie Harlow'. LOL.
May 16, 201510 yr Author #141: Chantelle Brown-Young Cycle 21, 6th place http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2014/news/140818/chantelle-brown-young-435.jpg Props to Heezus for calling it! Note: I love her skin, I think it's very unique and can easily capture anyone's eye (especially on photographs), but Chantelle herself was just too damn irritating. And her comeback was not too stellar either. Then again, I was too upset over Ben and Matthew not coming back that I completely had to bypass how annoying she was. Her personality: So Chantelle has this skin disease that gives her albino white spots all over her body and she feels very comfortable with it - okay we get it. But when you basically annoy the hell out of the other contestants (even moreso than Romeo and he was one of the worst contestants in the entire series tbh), you're not really helping yourself in the public eye, let alone the judges. Her thing with Yu Tsai? Very irritating, while at the same time hilarious. Wow. Her modeling skills: I had no idea how inconsistent her portfolio was until doing this countdown. I browsed through the portfolio (which just happened to be released for all before the cycle aired as with cycles 19 and 20), and there were some photos that were decent, and some photos that were... stiff as HELL. Her Jinny Kim campaign shot seriously gave me Saleisha teas. She did have one amazing shot, and it really brought out her features and her hair, rather than exaggerating her skin: ~ Her best picture ~ She is most known for lip-synching Sia's chorus for the video of Eminem's "Guts Over Fear" and Wikipedia has since changed her name to Winnie Harlow. Like wow. She looks gorgeous in the video btw. 0AqnCSdkjQ0 Clue for #140: Cycle divisible by 3.
May 28, 201510 yr Author Hi! All the finals stuff had been going crazy for me so this was put on the backburner temorarily, but now I'm ready to dish out some more dirt! #140: Saleisha Stowers Cycle 9, Winner The first winner. Honestly, I'm not too surprised. She's one of the most despised winners of the entire series, and normally that would rank her up on the relevance scale - infamy is fame. But really what she did outside the show eclipsed her entire stint in cycle 9. Everyone knows about the controversy that she knew Tyra and had appeared on her talk show a multiple amount of times, went to one of her training camps, and had done other work besides modeling on other networks. This was what ruined the show's "reality" aspect. Her personality: The auditions showed her as this effervescent young woman who had a lot of pizzazz and a commercial look. However, I found it quite forgettable. Especially considering she got into the top 3 (let alone won) despite other girls who had waaaaaaaaayyyyyy more personality than her (i.e. Bianca). Even weirder was that Jenah showed off a more sensitive side of her personality and then it was "Bye Felicia". Her modeling skills: Okay, so I guess her portfolio was decent (with pictures that were I guess better than I remembered), but I can't shake off the fact that she keeps on giving the same dumb girl look. Remember that one picture I was talking about during Chantelle's roast? WORST. PICTURE. EVER. She did take some "gems" though, meaning some photos were better than others, but certainly weren't enough to win. Really, I only think she got far because Tyra kept giving her first call-outs out the wazoo for pictures that were pretty mediocre. ~ Her best picture ~ Tyra has made a lot of bad decisions, and I believe this is definitely one. If it were based on sheer model talent, Jenah would have KILLED IT. Alas, you can't change the past, so the bottom for you. Bye Felicia Saleisha. Clue for #139: Also final 2.
May 28, 201510 yr More flops, pls. Where's Nikeysha? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m938ywCH6E1rcvti5o1_500.gif HEEY
May 30, 201510 yr thank god this is back. Lots more please Cody. Selsiaha (nah too irrelevant to find out if that's even nearly the correct spelling), was so meh. I remember feeling a bit 'oh?' When she was top 4 and then thinking it was really random that she won. It was annoying because I loved both 2nd and 3rd places in that cycle. :( I did love that cycle though! Cycles 2 - 16 really all were golden. With 2, 5, 11 and 13 all being slight dips in quality. Edited May 30, 201510 yr by Joe.
June 2, 201510 yr Author Not at the Cycle 11 shade, Joe! </3 #139: Marvin Cortes Cycle 20, 2nd Place http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/9/16/20/anigif_enhanced-buzz-13241-1379376646-15.gif I absolutely COULDN'T at this guy making it overseas, let alone the top two. One big indication that Tyra is basically choosing with her vagina when it comes to the guys. Words cannot describe how much this guy annoyed me throughout the course of the entire season. One thing that I did approve of was pulling Jeremy onto his side when the eliminated contestants were voting on who to support because let's face it: bros before hoes. Other than that, UGH. Poor ha. His personality: Basically consists of three things: crying, awkward boners, and more crying. Like the whole "janitor's son" thing was okay for a while but once he started getting further than Nina I was just like "shut the f*ck up already". Then again, all the repeated shove-their-backstory-down-our-throats tactics seemed to have been played for all the contestants throughout the entire season so I BLAME YOU, EDITORS. Watching the entire season with my friend during our freshman year, we could not stand him the entire time. Like first he starts flirting with everyone to a degree (including Jeremy but hey who wouldn't), then hooks up with Renee. I was surprised that lasted longer than her elimination. His modeling skills: I... may have already summed this up: Then there was Marvin's string of basic ass photos that either got bottom 2 or bottom 3 then ended up getting... second.BAFFLED. How the hell did he get overseas when most of the time he was giving this "dumb guy" look. Mr. Mouth Tension much? Most of the time in his pictures he looks like he's either daydreaming or trying to emulate Sarah Rhoades ha Season 5 opening. Like this is f*cking uncanny: http://s3.amazonaws.com/uploader-media.getchute.com/uploads/1363536298-4650501313808395/1363536231-2386030403431505Antm_2010_Marvin_v1_kc.jpg I will give him credit for taking this, even though it was severely shot down by the judges: http://media.getchute.com.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/images/330363634/original-330363634-mmaFIdvsr.jpg ~ His best picture ~ I know I'm pretty much the only person who likes this picture, but this really shouldn't have gone bottom two over Chris' bored mess (and I liked him more than Marvin). Clue for #138: Another guy
June 5, 201510 yr Author #138: Keith Carlos Cycle 21, Winner http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/09/23E9301400000578-2867011-image-m-2_1418135473874.jpg Another case of Tyra choosing with her vagina. There were all these plans of having a guy winner, this resulting in three guys and Lenox being the final four. Now, in a perfect world, Will and Lenox would have been in the final two, Adam being sorta there, and Keith nowhere near the final six. His face seems very... generic. Tbh they only picked him as a winner just because he looks like Tuson Beckford. Wasted an opportunity to capitalize on Will potentially winning. His personality: Is it just me, or is there not a single part of his personality that seemed to have stood out other than "football player" and "manaconda"? ...yeah. That last one was a bit much. Once again, he has mentioned that he's pretty much the doppelgänger for Tyson Beckford. Wonder what Natalia Kills would say about that... http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/15/18/enhanced/webdr14/anigif_enhanced-4955-1426459489-2.gif I guess I can give him credit for helping Will come out to his father, but everything else just seemed a bit much. His modeling skills: Yeah, Natalia sums it up :P: http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/15/18/enhanced/webdr01/anigif_enhanced-2960-1426459202-2.gif We get that the judges would go gaga over his look, but did it not bother them that he kept giving the same face the entire f*cking season? Normally, giving the same face would get him eliminated near the final 9 or so, but he just kept going and going... Like I can't. I guess the only thing that was different was his poses but I don't get why he had to try to give the Old Spice guy look in every picture. It's not exactly a bad portfolio for a winner, I mean there are some gems: ~ His best picture ~ I mean this says "look here lady I'm gonna save you from those guards, but first... LET ME TAKE A SELFIE" but again with THE FACE. Cycle 21 could have had a MUCH better winner than this. Come on, Tyra. Your ovaries are clouding your judgment. Clue for #137: Won a runway challenge.
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