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GOLLY

 

What wonderful weather

 

Agreed. :cheer: Butbutbut it's no good when you're in an exam hall. :(

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ARE YOU STILL IN THE EXAM HALL?

 

GOSH GET OFF THE COMPUTER!

 

DON'T TELL ANYONE

 

Especially David.

HE'LL GET YOU DISQUALIFIED

 

He's secretly an exam invigilator. Who also owns a petshop. Called Davidville. It's sexual.

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HE'LL GET YOU DISQUALIFIED

 

He's secretly an exam invigilator. Who also owns a petshop. Called Davidville. It's sexual.

 

TRUE

 

Yeah I heard about that, is this also the same David that gets songs wrote about him? :o

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YEAH :o

 

I need a CIGARETTE. I love summer cigs, they're amazing.

 

I thought so. :o

 

They areeeeeee? :o

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YEAH YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY EM NEXT TIME YOU FANCY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH SHT LYKKK

 

I SHALL, YOU SEEM TO RECOMMEND IT.

You went Cassidy :o

 

TELL ME ALL

 

I am off to see them WEDz

 

The bus was a MASSACRE today :( Someone pls tell East London how to run the 55 properly THX

 

Also I went Docklands and went in Topman and it smelt of sewage

 

AN EVENTFUL DAY FOR ME MUCH YES

He used to get it in his fishnets

Now he only gets it in his Scooch dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for Mikeyness

Landed in a very Enya crisis

Everything's in order in her Enya-ish hole

Nothing seems as pretty as Lesley's back though

That bloody Lesleys lacking a Tabasco

Remember when she used to be in Big Brother

 

Oh Davids not a slag

Not the best you've ever had

Is just a Lesley and those dreams

She's as daft as she seems

She's as daft as she seems my love when you dream of scooch

 

Flicking through a little book of eurovision

Remember when you used to watch chucklevision

No wait David you still do

You still adore all the Spice Girls too

Clinging to not get sentimental

Said they wouldn't split but they did still

Likes his gentlemen to be like JBM

Was it a Mecca Dabber or just a betting pen?

 

Oh Davids not a slag

Not the best you've ever had

Is just a Lesley and those dreams

She's as daft as she seems

She's as daft as she seems my love when you dream of scooch

 

Oh where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go? Whoa...

 

You're falling about

You took a left off Eurovision Lane

You just sounded it out

Spice Girls aren't coming back again

You're falling about

You took a left off Eurovision Lane

You just sounded it out

SPice Girls aren't coming back again

 

He used to get it in his fishnets

Now he only gets it in his Scooch dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for Mikeyness

Landed in a very Enya crisis

Everything's in order in her Enya-ish hole

Nothing seems as pretty as Lesley's back though

That bloody Lesleys lacking a Tabasco

Remember when she used to be in Big Brother

 

 

These lyrics sum up the very ESSENCE of David's person :o

 

BLESS

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These lyrics sum up the very ESSENCE of David's person :o

 

BLESS

 

They're amaze aren't they? :o The best thing about it, is it all seems to rhyme as well bar a couple of lines. ^_^

ITS A SURE-FIRE WAY TO RUIN MY DAY

 

Does he know of this song written for him :o

YEAH HE GAVE ME A :HEEHEE: FOR IT

 

JAKE I'M BARE PRANGING OUT HERE

 

FRESH AIR MAKES MY HEAD GO DIZZY LYKK

WHY YOU PRANGIN LAD?

 

No college till late timez 2moro lykkk

 

How bored all day :/

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