:yahoo:

He used to get it in his fishnets

Now he only gets it in his Scooch dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for Mikeyness

Landed in a very Enya crisis

Everything's in order in her Enya-ish hole

Nothing seems as pretty as Lesley's back though

That bloody Lesleys lacking a Tabasco

Remember when she used to be in Big Brother

 

Oh Davids not a slag

Not the best you've ever had

Is just a Lesley and those dreams

She's as daft as she seems

She's as daft as she seems my love when you dream of scooch

 

Flicking through a little book of eurovision

Remember when you used to watch chucklevision

No wait David you still do

You still adore all the Spice Girls too

Clinging to not get sentimental

Said they wouldn't split but they did still

Likes his gentlemen to be like JBM

Was it a Mecca Dabber or just a betting pen?

 

Oh Davids not a slag

Not the best you've ever had

Is just a Lesley and those dreams

She's as daft as she seems

She's as daft as she seems my love when you dream of scooch

 

Oh where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go? Whoa...

 

You're falling about

You took a left off Eurovision Lane

You just sounded it out

Spice Girls aren't coming back again

You're falling about

You took a left off Eurovision Lane

You just sounded it out

SPice Girls aren't coming back again

 

He used to get it in his fishnets

Now he only gets it in his Scooch dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for Mikeyness

Landed in a very Enya crisis

Everything's in order in her Enya-ish hole

Nothing seems as pretty as Lesley's back though

That bloody Lesleys lacking a Tabasco

Remember when she used to be in Big Brother

That's amazing :rofl:

I want to shout and scream, I want to die.

 

What's the point in going back to college if all I'm going to do is watch boring films which are irrelevant to anything?

 

I'D RATHER BE ON MY SUMMER BREAK BARE

I want to shout and scream, I want to die.

 

What's the point in going back to college if all I'm going to do is watch boring films which are irrelevant to anything?

 

I'D RATHER BE ON MY SUMMER BREAK BARE

 

Our liquid lives - this is how all survive.

 

Not long now till summer for me. :cheer:

I want to shout and scream, I want to die.

 

What's the point in going back to college if all I'm going to do is watch boring films which are irrelevant to anything?

 

I'D RATHER BE ON MY SUMMER BREAK BARE

 

BBZ I EMPATHISE

 

KIN BARE POSTER MAKING IN HISTORY

 

WHATHEPOINTLYK?

BBZ I EMPATHISE

 

KIN BARE POSTER MAKING IN HISTORY

 

WHATHEPOINTLYK?

ITS SUCH A WASTEOFLIFE FFSss

 

At least I have more time off with no Physics and everything :yahoo:

 

DID YOU MAKE A PWETTY POWSTER PAULIEE?

 

I made posters FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR in Geog, hopefully it got me that A :cheer:

ITS SUCH A WASTEOFLIFE FFSss

 

At least I have more time off with no Physics and everything :yahoo:

 

DID YOU MAKE A PWETTY POWSTER PAULIEE?

 

I made posters FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR in Geog, hopefully it got me that A :cheer:

 

I BARE WENT ON PROTEST AND DIDNT GO TO THE LESSON

 

Yknow if it wasnt for all this EMA BONUS LARK I srsly would be on Summer Holidays now =/

 

I BARE WENT ON PROTEST AND DIDNT GO TO THE LESSON

 

Yknow if it wasnt for all this EMA BONUS LARK I srsly would be on Summer Holidays now =/

You've got to get that bonus :o How much is it?

 

I don't get EMA, sob for me pls

 

YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE, YOU COULD HAVE LEARNT A LOT ABOUT THE ROMANS LYKK

You've got to get that bonus :o How much is it?

 

I don't get EMA, sob for me pls

 

YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE, YOU COULD HAVE LEARNT A LOT ABOUT THE ROMANS LYKK

 

£100 but that'll be gone within a month on FUEL LYKK

 

I heard they watched Schindlers List. Sounds quite FUN tbh.

17 MONTHS YH I FEEL FINE

 

Caw, I wish I had that bonus IT'D GO FAR

 

I watched Children of kids or summit in English today, IT WAS A DODGE PIRATE BARE :(

 

I have to read bare next c**p over Summer too, may pass boredom on flights hopefully but still, no need for it.

YEAH BUT YOU OBV DON'T HAVE A SHIT LITTLE CAR TO DRUG-DRIVE IN

 

Sounds fun Jake. Aren't you going to ZIMBABWE TO HELP UNDER-PRIVILAGED KIDS this summer? Or something along those lines. The details escape me now. Allow that.

Omg my song is quite amazing. :w00t:

Yikes performed it in the Chat Room before :o

Omg my song is quite amazing. :w00t:

 

The Chucklevision and Eurovision line is the best. :cheer:

We both did a COLLECTIVE OMG when that lyric was thought up.

Woah Paul, allow you and your technicolour mind of Genii :o I'm not going near Zimbabwe, them bare rough endz, they are well aggressive =(

 

Nah I'm going Mexico this yearrr I think though not sure, it'll be boring probz having gone last year but me ma is an obsessive freak and needs to jam back lykk

 

DAVID SUX DICK

What noooo I missed the performance? :arrr: He'd better perform it in BJ Idol. :heart:

What noooo I missed the performance? :arrr: He'd better perform it in BJ Idol. :heart:

 

Yeah it was performed twice as well. :cheer:

COLLEGE FULL DAY TODAY

 

FUCKFUCKFUCK

I'm just off now.

 

Have to deal with bare wastepeople arguing over silly things from the wkend, its p***ing me off to some massive level.

 

OH THE YOUTH OF TODAY