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Well some of you might know how to play it, if you dont, listen up.

 

People who anastacia has killed:

 

Whitney Houston

Crazy Frog

Lorraine

Wayne

Britney Spears

Shakira

Beyonce

Rihanna

Jay Z

Rick Waller

Kelly Clarkson

Madonna

Simon Cowell

Sharon Ozbourne

Cher

Mariah Carey

Amy Lee

PC Plod

Someone working in tesco's

Justin Timberlake

Humpty Dumpty

Kevin Federline

Christina Aguilera

Robbie Williams

Michael Jackson

Shania Twain

Pink

James Blunt

Leanne Rimes

Elton John

Celine Dion

Celine Dion's Husband

Joss Stone

Josh

Lily Allen

Westlife

 

 

The anastacia story works very simply. I start of:

There was once a lovely woman named Anastacia who

 

and then I stop it there and the next poster posts ONE sentance following it up and then as you'll see, it becomes a story :D So..

 

 

There was once a lovely woman named Anastacia who

went to Tesco to buy a

packet of hula hoops

But then suddenly she came across

a half eaten box of Jaffa Cakes with an empty tin of semolina pudding next to it.

Horrified by this she started belting high a's, not unlike the ones in paid my dues...

She sung higher and the glass smashed but not because of ana because

of Whitney Houston flying through the window cuz she thought she saw some coke...

which was lots of pretty colours alike those on anastacia's glasses

Edited September 24, 200618 yr by (Paul)

that anastacia swapped on ebay for waynes wife so that she could

have lesbian parties with her and

Edited September 24, 200618 yr by (Paul)

shove knifes up lorraines ass

But instead of getting her ass she missed and slid it up...

vagina and she fell pregnant and lorraine gave birth to her 3rd kid that had fingers life knives so she called it freddy and she got freddy to chase anastacia but

Anastacia turned around and knocked his block off with a huge

baseball bat and chucked acid over lorraines head and pulled her hair and pushed her head to the ground and shoved a bottle of poison down her throat

:rofl: someone sounds angry lol

 

to which lorraine's head exploded throwing vomit all over Ana who responded by..

wrapping her up in already used toilet paper and then chucked her into the river, but ana didnt know she had survived, but ana carried on without a care in the world to her 2008 world tour concert

at which Lorraine turned up looked very disgruntal, kidnapped some poor boy called Josh who liked chips :P and cancelled the concert... the fans were disappointed but suddenly Ana turned pulling out a...

:rofl:

 

a machine gun and blasted lorraine to smitherenes and jetted of the beverly hills to her wedding...