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He was so happy to see her but when he saw her vampire eyes thirsty for his blood he....
let out a high note and ran for cover but anastacia found him and..

she sucked his blood till his death, and she thought "one less" :w00t:

And she started to walk to see if she can kill someone famous cuz she's still thirsty.

After a while she found...

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MADONNA, who had rose aback from the dead, which Ana was not to pleased about, so she grabbed her legs, pulled them apart and ripped her in half, with only cobwebs and crust/flakes that remained of her...
Ana got the Hoover out and vacuumed up the remaining crust/flakes of Madonna. While she was whistling loudly to the tune of "Glamorous" by Fergie... who should pop out of the vacuum cleaner cupboard, but.....
and anastacia wonders who the fugees are, just like i am now, so she grabs her latest album which isn't called my vision and blinds the fugees until
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The Fugees, who are a very respectfull and amazing band, sung though their very slow and painfull death, "Killing Me Softly"... :cry: ...
After killing them Anastacia feels very comfortable in her skin but still something is missin'...one more victim for this night.So she start lokking by going into a bar and guess who she finding there.... The one and only Sir Elton John...

noooo not Sir Elton!

 

Elton was drinking shooters at the bar. Ana walked up close to him and shouted at him "Saturday night's alright for fighting Elton..." at the top of her voice. Elton swung around on his bar stool and...

And that was the last thing he did coz he got a heart attack from the surprise and the loudest voice of Ana...so Anastacia wasn't glad she had to murder one more but he died by himself so she freakes out and...
decides to chop him in 546 pieces and..
and put them in her freezer so she can eat em later on...
Freak would like to share some too, so she plops some in a bowl for him to eat right now. Freak licks and licks the tasty treat, and all of a sudden the wettness from Freaks tongue makes a baby Elton grow out of the tasty snack in his dog bowl. "Waaaaaat!" Ana screams in her extra loud voice! "Look Wayne, it's a baby and it's wearing glasses." She picks up the baby out of the dog bowl and ...
grabs it by its legs, and slams the head on the table, repeating this for a minute. What follows is a blood bath...
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JOSS STONE then walks in with KELLY CLARKSON, :kink: ...
and ana didn't see them as she just walked out the door

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