... but then Joss called, "Hey ya'll Ana, did ya know I was like so totally born in England but one morning, I woke up and ya'll know like I was like so like totally American," and then Kelly went, "Oh shut the f*** up and knocked out Joss", as Ana ran up to them and ....

catch the big red Josses hair and fliped her till in her hand left just the hair with the Josses head!Kelly...

Smashed Ana down and put her head in the meat chop.

:rofl: the meat chop!! hahahaha

 

Ana swung her stillettos around and flung them into Kelly's head. Kelly was knocked out cold. (I don't know what a meat chop is!!) So I guess Joss got herself up off the floor and helped Ana out. "Thanks luv!" Ana screamed. "Now take that..." she picked up the meat cleaver and chopped off Joss's head. It bounced on the floor and rolled down the stairs.

 

All of a sudden there was a knock at the door, and in walked who else but Take That. They heard their name screamed out and they came running. Ana was still holding the meat cleaver so she...

Throws it at them

It pinned to them to the wall by their hair. Ana walked over to them and started to...

hit them with her head, and at that moment, kelly threw joss stone's head right on the back of hers!