She arrived 4 hours late only to find that someone has stolen her...

HUSBAND wayne, with her husband not there the only bloke around was josh and they both got married and went on the search to find wayne and found him..

In a local sewer cuddling up to former pop star....

In a local sewer cuddling up to former pop star....

who was helping him to fuck the remains of lorraine...

ewww thats gross...

 

The form popstar said they had found Lorraine under a cardboard box, four miles into the sewer, and thought she'd have the box as a bed, until she realised that there was no cardboard box, just Lorraines flab

:rofl:

 

so anastacia puked all over wayne and screamed, you disgusting whore and wayne replied..

Its not my fault you walkerd onto my turf :o

and anastacia replied, fine then, I'll get some petrol and put it all over you and then grab lorraines fag lighter and burn you in hell along with your new girlfriend who you where just humping, britney spears

but then the popstar turns around and takes a fake mask of and says no dont do that to me.... and it turned out to be the Crazy Frog...!

Anastacia shot the crazy frog like any other self respecting human would.

But then she realised that she had killed an animal, so stripped it of its skin and sent it as a B'Day present to Beyonce :P

:lol: Beyonce then said "Hey wanna do a duet with me" and anastacia said, "shure" as long as all the money made from the single goes to me

to which beyon'ce dad stepped in and went no... some money to the designer, songwriter, producer... so basically my family... Anastacia replied lets do this but then Shakira walked in and Beyonce ditched Ana in favour of an RnB flavoured Ring The Alarm/Hips Dont Lie mix

Anastacia was distrought so she got a rope and tied beyonce and shakira together and hung them above a roaring fire, anastacia yelled "haha lets see daddy's girl get her self out of this one you animal killer" but although shakira has a high IQ, shakira bellydanced and wriggled out of the rope but fell straight into the fire, proving that you dont have to have a high IQ to be clever

So beyonce was there screaming her head of and then suddenly Boyfriend Jay turned up with his flousey Rihanna to which he said ill put rihanna cross the fire, stand on her and catch you... But he forgot Rihanna was like a twig so she snapped when the big hoofer stood on her

Which left Shakira and Rihanna dead, Anastacia was billion times stronger then Jay so she picked him up and threw him at beyonce and because Jay was so heavy he snapped the string when he hung on to beyonce, and of course they died, anastacia became a mass murdered andthe police was after her

[btw I have but Uncut Version in the topic title as this is nasty stuff :rofl: ]

[i know its flipping violent! - A real way to seel Ana - Mass Murderer]

 

So Anastacia was there thinking she would be the queen of the music world now, with her rivals down and out... But when she released her next single, aptly titled R.I.P she was stopped from hitting the #1 spot by Kelly Clarkson, whose single, Snap Like A Twig ruled for over 74 weeks! Anastacia was not happy so set out on a mass mudering spree, killing all in her path until she got to Kelly, she shot at her, but then realised no that wasnt her, that was Rick Waller :o

[btw I have but Uncut Version in the topic title as this is nasty stuff :rofl: ]

 

Really nasty let me say!

:lol:

[i know its flipping violent! - A real way to seel Ana - Mass Murderer]

 

So Anastacia was there thinking she would be the queen of the music world now, with her rivals down and out... But when she released her next single, aptly titled R.I.P she was stopped from hitting the #1 spot by Kelly Clarkson, whose single, Snap Like A Twig ruled for over 74 weeks! Anastacia was not happy so set out on a mass mudering spree, killing all in her path until she got to Kelly, she shot at her, but then realised no that wasnt her, that was Rick Waller :o

She pushed aside kelly and put her on the top of her hit list, but in the front of her mind was madonna as just a few seconds ago she wanted to be the new queen of music so anastacia tracked down madonna and pushed over madonna and because of how old she was madonna cracked and her bones crumbled yet her legs where in a VERY strange position, so now madonna was dead, anastacia turned to kelly...