Who then said wait no no no!!! Honestly... I blame American Idol for all this so Ana tracked down Simon Cowell and said you have no talent now get out!! But Cowell turned and said no dear ou have no talented you worthless hasbeen... to which Ana cried and begun living on the streets... because she HAD NOT paid her dues (well not in prison anyway)

so then she went to go and mug simon cowel (and of course killing him to) and then sharon appeared and screamed OMFG THANKYOU ana but ana stabbed her to haha

To which her wild psycho daughty Kelly said no... and set the Osbournes army of dogs upon Ana. She was savaged and left for dead but fortunately she lived through some kind words from an old begger woman, who later turned out to be cher....

and anastacia went "thankyou" and then she screamed when she saw the scars behind chers ears from all her surgerys so anastacia bottled her ...

but Cher is made of plastic so it didnt matter. Ana stole her wig and then, dressed as an old washer woman, smuggled herself into the Brit Awards... thinking it would be full of Pop and Rock Sensations to kill... but she realised it was just full of talentless hasbeens such as Robbie Williams and mariah Carey, so shot them and walked out went next door to Virgin megastore where she picked up the

Evanescence album and went oh my days this is bloody brilliant I want to duet with amy lee but amy said no so anastacia shot her, just like she has done to everyone so far :lol: ...

But then Ana ran into PC Plod who said she was being arrested for Public Indicency, to which she realised she was only wearing Cher's wig...

and nothing else :o

 

oh no wot on earth was i thinking earlier she screamed ? what .....

a complete fool... so she turned round and shot PC Plod and stole his clothes... Disguised as PC Plod she walked in to

Tescos' again cos she wanted more hula hoops, and to see if there were anymore jaffa cakes left cos she had the urge for a binge. Thus makin it not as nasty and gross as the story had been going, cos underneath it all she really is a nice person who is grossly misunderstood....

because she went down into the wine section and drunk it all and then went to the middle of the supermarket and shitted all over the floor

Then appeared Céline Dion with a mop. She recognised Ana and they began to perform an impromptu version of You Shook Me.

Anastacia sung and sung and grapped someone at the tills and got rough with him singing "SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOARGHHHH YEAH BABY" and she fucked him so hard he died...

OMG that's vile josh

Suddenly she woke up and realised it had been nothing but an awful dream brought on by too many sherbet dips.

She did remember something though so went to look up "$h!tted"in the dictionary of rude words, and found it didn't exist...

OMG that's vile josh

Thats why I called it the [uncut Version]

:rofl:

Suddenly she woke up and realised it had been nothing but an awful dream brought on by too many sherbet dips.

She did remember something though so went to look up "$h!tted"in the dictionary of rude words, and found it didn't exist...

so she went to oxford and made shure that they put $h!tted into the dictionary, but apparntly it was a rude word and they didnt put it in there so anastacia made a song called $h!tted that got to #1

She even got an award for it and she was sooooooo chuffed with that she took it back home and .....

which is strange cos hardly anyone bought it due to it's adult rating...

She even got an award for it and she was sooooooo chuffed with that she took it back home and .....

felt sick so she threw up over it and chucked it out of the window and it hit elton john on the head and he shouted...