October 14, 200618 yr Author sorry suus :wub: buh bye kelly clarkson :kink: anastacia was walking down the street when she say kelly clarkson turn the corner and anastacia's head boiled with anger! so she STORMED right up to kelly and..
October 14, 200618 yr said " hey Kelly,, you n me just gotta do a duet sometime, I hate all this killin n stuff so am turnin over a new leaf. I got a great idea for a song, it's about a shark. Lets do lunch.. "
October 14, 200618 yr Author but kelly went "no i dont like sharks" so anastacia vains bursted with anger and she drew out a baseball bat and battered kelly clarkson to death :P ...
October 14, 200618 yr Author I just checked the front page of this topic, the list says kelly clarkson is already dead :lol:
October 14, 200618 yr but kelly went "no i dont like sharks" so anastacia vains bursted with anger and she drew out a baseball bat and battered kelly clarkson to death :P ... meanwhile michael jackson was behind the candy vending machine watching... the image of ana battering kelly clarkson to death gave him a delightful erection :D (or is micahel ajckson already dead? LOL)
October 14, 200618 yr Author :rofl: nice story but he's already dead :lol: i know, kill off ben moody, she's already killed amy so get ben :P
October 14, 200618 yr meanwhile michael jackson josh was behind the candy vending machine watching... the image of ana battering kelly clarkson to death gave him a delightful erection :D hehehe :dance:
October 14, 200618 yr woow :lol: Is it gonna be love at first sight between josh and ana? ---------------------- http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/anastaciaEPA_228x341.jpg
October 14, 200618 yr Nope,, cos the vendin machine he was hidden behind somehow fell on top of him, crushing him beneath it, and spilling its contents all over the floor... Edited October 14, 200618 yr by hoooyah
October 15, 200618 yr and then mimi (no no i dont mean mariah she's probably dead by now lol i mean me! :P ) got high from a sugar overload from the spilled candy... while dancing on josh's crushed body :yahoo:
October 15, 200618 yr Author Whitney Houston Crazy Frog Lorraine Wayne Britney Spears Shakira Beyonce Rihanna Jay Z Rick Waller Kelly Clarkson Madonna Simon Cowell Sharon Ozbourne Cher Mariah Carey Amy Lee PC Plod Someone working in tesco's Justin Timberlake Humpty Dumpty Kevin Federline Christina Aguilera Robbie Williams Michael Jackson Shania Twain Pink James Blunt Leanne Rimes Elton John Celine Dion Celine Dion's Husband Joss Stone Josh :lol:
October 15, 200618 yr Suddenly Carly sprang out of her hiding spot behind a tree, ran over to where Josh laying, pushed Mimi out of the way and shoved one of the spilled candy, a Mars Bar, into Josh's mouth. Miraciously he coughed a little and sprang to his feet. "Right Mimi" he shouted at the top of his voice, "now its time for me to..." Edited October 15, 200618 yr by schouten25
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