What else can we say :lol: Meeeeemo, we need you. Make up something else yucky :lol:

bump :rofl:

We have to read the whole 12 pages to remember what happened! :lol:

:lol: or we can just continue to kill people :kink:

I know :o

 

Anastacia was walking down the street and in the corner she saw Lily Allen sniffing some drugs and Anastacia went over and went, little girl you shoudn't do that, and Lily went, Little? How dare you, and Ana went, are you giving me cheek?! So ana whiped out a hoover and shoved it up Lily's ass and sucked out all her insides till she was as flat as a pancake, sadly, Lily died!

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Ana was feeling a little bit cold after her experience with the Hoover, so she picked up the Lily Allen pancake and wrapped it around her shoulders to keep herself warm! She toddled off down the street when she ran into...

:lol:

 

....WESTLIFE :arrr:

Yo! Wazzup boys she said as she pulled out a digital camera from her pocket. Wait on.. she said, thats not my camera, thats my pink d**do that Joshie gave me for xmas!!

 

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So Ana shoved the pink dildo down each and every one of the boys in westlife's throats till they died :P

:rofl: Oh goodness thats a good one! I am too tired to be creative now Josh! I'll help you out tomorrow. But its pretty funny :lol:

Okay so ana was in such a good mood after killing westlife :cheer: she decided to give all her fans a suprise by making a christmas song for them :cheer: so she arrived at the studio and as she walked down the corridor she notices geri halliwell and her dog harry...........

So ana sends freak out to kill harry, as we all know freak likes to bring ana back dead things:P and ana puts her heels in geri's eyes...

:cry: Then geri swings her bag full of books at ana head and ana falls to the floor

after a few mins she gets up again and starts belting out the high note from YNBA. geri is blown out of the window and falls flat on the pavement. :)

and gets run over by a scooter driven by Robbie Williams, and running after him was all his fans from the Robbie forum. "Can we have your autograph Rob" they screamed.

 

All of a sudden, Ana and Freak charged out from the front door of the studio where Ana was recording her Christmas song and...

All the fans turned around and screemed, stuff robbie we want Ana! Ana! Ana! Ana! Robbie was getting jelous so..

He decided to drop his pants to try and get some attention. However ...

Everyone laughed at the size of it and then Ana went over to him and ripped it of and then..

started laughing hysterically. robbie was gutted and ...

and? :cheer:

snatched back it out of Ana's hand, picked the chewing gum out of his mouth and stuck it back on! :P Ana saw him do this so she called out to Freak, "Freak" she yelled, "here boy!" He came running over. Then Ana yelled out and pointed to Robbie "sausage" she yelled and Freak jumped up and grabbed Robbie's umm.... sausage in his teeth and ran off behind Ana's legs. "Good boy" she said and then Ana...