got a fork and slowly and i mean VERY slowly plunged it into xtina, and slowly and painfully she died, and then ana moved onto robbie williams who was hiding in the corner

He started smilin, but then saw the look on her face... he thought he could change her mind by singing, so he began: I just wanna FEEEEEL *voice dies*

ana picks up next line, REAL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN, and robbie is astonished by the power, and ana...

Walked up and her shaddow was towering robbie and ana was singing in a deep dark voice "I just wanna Feel, I just wanna feel, I just wanna feel, REAL PAIN" hahaha she laughed and she grapped him by his throat and spat in his face and robbie screamed like a girl, and ana took him over by the oven and chucked him in there and set it to 500 degrees and she locked the oven door so robbie couldnt get out and he burned to death...

His burned head rolled out, and he said: i felt it... ana laughs: mwuahahahahahhaha... who's next, asks shawn... Lets catch child rapers!!!

So she went to the neverlands and knocked on the door of... Michael Jackson and yelled HEY you child rapist and slapped him and he done a girlish laugh and said: I like it how you touch me with your smooth hands so anastacia...

Put her knee in his groin, and didnt feel a thing, so she threw him on the floor, and put him in a rollercoaster in neverland, with no security belt... so the man fell... still alive, so ana...

got of the rollercoaster and ripped of his nose :rofl: and he couldnt breath so he died ...

a very painful death... But she thought he had nicer eyes than hers so she popped his out and put them in as a replacemennt for hers... But she got them mixed so now has 1 flourescent pink eye and one turquoise one

and she was now colourblind but anywho michael was dead ...

so ana recorded a new album, cuz there were no competitors anymore... but then, as she was having a no. 1 hit, she got kicked from that spot by........ Shania Twain...

She Ka-Chinged her way into the studio but Ana wasn't in tha mood for that so she decided to go bungee jumping with Elton & Sharon O.

but then she renembered that she couldnt cause she had already killed them :rofl: so she turned around to shania twain and...

started licking her to death... shania screamed that it was turning her on, so ana planted her stileto's in her arse

and shania's ass RIPPED and ana ran as shania screamed and died in pain...

another one killed.. then she remembered the world famous Pink was still alive...

so anastacia went to kinky land that was pink to look for pink but it was hard to look for pink cause she blended in with the pink and the kinky pink colours ...

so ana yelled the name she hates... ALECIAAAAA... and pink came running like a mad man..

and ana could see pink emerge with a knife

so Ana ran towards her, clenching a pair of nail clippers and a black eyeliner pencil

Eat that sister she belted and Pink tried to ...