2 of 3 Sam Smith's out already? :o

 

Good to see Bitch eugh-oo-eugh made the top 10 :D

So the worst song in the top 15 finishes... 15th, damn.

 

I'm at least glad the John Legend Lay Me Down is higher as it isn't as good. BAM would have probably been in the top 10 twice if anyone actually remembered those tracks :lol:

 

Love Me So, well it wasn't 'bad' per sé but very run of the mill and nothing standout. As for Bitch Better... I love that! Both that & Pour It Up are tunes :music:

08. Union J- You Got It All

2--34-71-X (3 Weeks)

103 Points

 

ALERT. Irrelevant boyband #2 appearance in the top 10. Well there not as bad as Stereo Kicks and at least they actually seem nice unlike the members of the other boyband in this top 10. However once again You Got It All is incredibly boring and the only reasons it is remembered is for that horrid 2-34 fall (and 1-22 on sales, a new record)! Also the week it was released saw a different #1 on the Official Charts (Ed Sheeran), Sales Chart (Union J), Download Chart (Taylor Swift). And talking of Swift, I believe Union J didn’t put this song on Spotify on release. Well anyway this was the last song from them before the inevitable split!

07. Beyonce- 7/11

36-40-48-48-60-47--33-34-39-44-44-50-55-67-73-90-X-X-100-93-X (18 Weeks)

110 Points

 

Next up is this 3 minutes of noise from Beyonce with a horrific video to accompany the painful ‘song’. Anyway this had very good longevity for a song peaking in the 30’s but when you compare this song to her other song this year (the incredible and stunning Runnin), this pales so much in comparison quality wise as 7/11 really is just noise. And I don’t really remember much else about this song thankfully.

06. Jamie Lawson- Wasn’t Expecting That

66-40-6-7-10--12-17-…. (7 Weeks So Far)

121 Points

 

Having Ed Sheeran’s boring ballads is bad enough. Having Ed Sheeran Wannabe’s plain boring ballads is even worse. Well anyway Jamie Lawson gave us an entry into the latter category which sees him just miss out on a top 5 placing and this is the last song I’m commentating on for this years hatechart. I wasn’t expecting that :P Anyway this is easily one of the worst songs of this year as it is just wasn’t expecting that said in a croakily voice for 3 minutes on loop and thank gosh it is doing as well in the charts as I expected it to after it went to 1 on iTunes. It was also a sales one but missed the official top 5 thankfully and this song really is beyond awful. Hope you’ve enjoyed my commentary this year and I wasn’t expecting that I’d be co-hosting! (The Wasn’t expecting that jokes are awful but still 10000x better than the song). This really is a poor Ed Sheeran song made even worse.

Union J have picked their new single and are releasing it next year apparently, no split :magic:

 

7/11 is truly awful, glad to see it up high. Shame I can't say the same for the gorgeous Wasn't Expecting That :(

No one other than Sam could do such an iconic commentary :lol:

Thanks UV for the help with commentary! I also wasn't expecting to have a co-host this year, the idea only occurred to me a few days ago! Also I'm very pleased to see Union J and Jamie Lawson so high. Now let's get into your top 5:

 

05. Charlie Puth & Meghan Trainor - Marvin Gaye

90-1-2-5-6-7-7-12-15-20-18-24-27-33-40-... (15 weeks)

130 Points

 

This I imagine got much hate mostly from its poor lyrics, especially the infamous titular lyric where Marvin Gaye has suddenly become a verb, meaning to "get it on". Yeah... no. The song featuring Meghan Trainor probably didn't help this in the hatechart either, with her receiving much hate this year. I even liked the song a bit for a few weeks, but it quickly got annoying, and I'll be glad to see the back of it in the top 40 which it looks like doing this week.

You Got It All was pretty forgettable but I kinda liked the old Westlife throwback, at least the sound doesn't dominate any more though.

 

7/11 at first I hated but grew to love it in time, what a tune :dance:

 

Same for Wasn't Expecting That, everything I would usually dislike about a track but I actually love, maybe because it isn't Ed Sheeran singing it :lol:

 

Marvin Gaye is one of the best pop songs of this year -_-

 

 

7/11 is truly horrendous, and still far too low here. Had Beyoncé (/any female popstar)'s name not been attached I imagine it'd be giving Silento a run for his money at the top ~

 

Surprised DFH is top 5 :o I knew it wasn't particularly well-liked but I never noticed it getting masses of BuzzHate either

 

04. Chris Brown x Tyga - Ayo

6-12-10-12-15-15-16-14-14-18-20-22-24-28-27-34-37-38-41-46-49-68-51-55-62-70-69-83-88-x (29 weeks)

131 Points

 

Aww, this isn't that bad guys. Although I am not at all surprised about this being so high, it got so much hate every week in the chart thread. Especially by Taylor Jago. Anyway I'll try and list the reasons why this is so high; it's by Chris Brown, it sounds like every DJ Mustard produced song, the lyrics are all about how they f*** lots of bitches and have loads of money (which seems to be the subject for a large number of rap songs lol), and the big one - it was in the charts for ages.

Marvin Gaye really is horrific, I never hear anything but negative things said about it, even radio DJs would complain when they had to play it! So I'm quite surprised it managed to sell as much as it did!

03. Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband

89-61-48-40-29-25-20-21-20-23-27-35-43-47-54-69-78-92-100-70-83-90-94-97-x (24 weeks)

144 Points

 

I'm really glad this finished highly, rightfully this got a lot of hate for being completely uninspired and trash. The instrumental sounds exactly like Olly Murs' Dance With Me Tonight, a song I never liked either so a female version of it wasn't exactly going to be to my tastes. But the lyrics are really awful, I don't like the idea of her husband having to be perfect in every way and kissing her ass every night. No redeeming features to this really, but it's not one of the absolute worst offenders and there is a worse song to come in the top 3 (imo).

 

[sam Smith/John Legend vs. Silentó]

Oh dam, worst song out already. I may or may not rip Marvin Gaye apart in my EOY thread but suffice to say, it's the most offensive song I've heard all year. No redeeming qualities at all, very rare for me to say that :x Glad to see 7/11 top 10, I forgot about that horror.

 

Side note but lol at Bars & Melody's single titles - 'Hopeful', 'Keep Smiling', 'Stay Strong', 'Beautiful', is there a subtle message I'm missing here? :thinking:

 

Dear Future Husband pleasingly high, woop.

Edited November 17, 20159 yr by Chez Wombat

Love Ayo! :wub: The amount of Mustard sounding tracks in the charts over the last two years has been great to see.

 

Not as good as Loyal though, that remains iconic.

Meghan Trainor above Chris Brown :lol: I certainly never envisaged that!

 

I would rather Lay Me Down Part II 'wins' this as Watch Me is a modern masterpiece.

Yeah, DFH really does have some terrible lyrics content wise, as a song it isn't nearly as annoying as some of the songs lower than it , it's just a bit boring- I'm surprised it's this high!

02. Sam Smith - Lay Me Down (feat. John Legend)

1-1-6-13-31-44-52-59-78-x (9 weeks)

149 Points

 

How to make a bad song worse 101: add another boring singer onto the track and "harmonize" with him. Seriously though, the parts where they sing together are some of the worst in music ever. I know it was for charity and all but I wish the UK public didn't put this ear rape at #1 for 2 weeks. The song in itself is so dull no-one could sing it and make it sound interesting, but when you have Smith and Legend on it that instantly makes it a lot worse. I was really hoping this would make it to #1 in this chart, and it did look like having a shot at doing so at one point but of course the inevitable happened...

Dear Future Husband and Marvin Gaye both so high is so annoying, absolutely adore both and they are both in my top 20 favourite of the year :heart:

Ayo is terrible and 4th worst song this year. And the battle for #1 here is between 2nd worst song of the year (Chart Murderers) and 3rd worst song of the year (Silento) so don't care which one of those torture songs win :lol:

Union J have picked their new single and are releasing it next year apparently, no split :magic:

 

7/11 is truly awful, glad to see it up high. Shame I can't say the same for the gorgeous Wasn't Expecting That :(

Yay, hope it's a lot better than YGIA. Another Carry You/Loving You Is Easy would do :music:

 

Speaking of which, in not sure it deserves such a high placing here. There's much more worse songs out there released this year but I guess it being almost #1 made it more memorable for people to vote it on here :kink:

 

Marvin Gaye shouldn't really be in the top 10 either tbh. Both artists serve their vocals up rather well IMO.

 

Top 2 couldn't be a better outcome though :yahoo: