DKMW right where it should be...I like the production but that's about it.

 

Beautiful though deserved couple of places higher!!

13.HOW I ROLL

TOTAL POINTS: 110.5 // AVERAGE SCORE:6.906

 

 

BUM BUM BUM - BUDAH BIDAH BUM. 'How I Roll', a track produced by an iconic Britney staple, Bloodshy & Avant, leaves us WAY to early in this rate. The breezy production is accentuated with classic Britney ad-libs, which easily make it the most eccentric bop on the album. While the theme of the album stays on a pretty centered sound, songs like 'How I Roll' and 'Inside Out' help to break the monotony between electro pop club bangers. I'd also go as far to say, that this sounds like the most fun track on the album, when it comes to Brit's personality.

this one deffo deserved a top 10 placing...what up with BJ?!!

'How I Roll' eliminated already???? BUZZJACK. WTH? Come on :(

Nooooooo

LMAO You guys. I lost the results sheet for an hour and just tore up my entire car looking for it. Because POOR ME thought it was a good idea to write them down in my work binder.

 

CRISIS ADVERTED.

 

They were in my pocket the whole time. :')

OMG! :') :')

LMAO Tyler...I can see you panicking!!

STILL RECOVERING EMOTIONALLY, TBH. :')

 

12. TROUBLE FOR ME

TOTAL POINTS: 112 // AVERAGE SCORE: 7.00

 

 

"You know I can make your night, you wanna get it? You got something that I like, but I might regret it". LOL this is basically Britney's theme song for all of her exes. They are all trouble (aka shit, ok Justin has some great music but screw him, TBH) for her. This song on the album kinda marks where the album takes more of a rock-tinged change of pace, which brought us some delightful moments like 'Gasoline', 'Shellfish", "HATLM", "DKMW", etc.

 

This track is amazing in the versus and bridge, but the chorus leaves something to be desired. Regardless, this song carries it's own, adding identity, not filler, in an already unmistakably great pop album.

Edited August 11, 20168 yr by Tyler

PS- Have you guys noticed how much 'Me Too' by Meghan Trainor is a total copycat of 'Trouble For Me'??

 

Discuss.

ok it seems to me all the good songs ended up outside top 10.

PS- Have you guys noticed how much 'Me Too' by Meghan Trainor is a total copycat of 'Trouble For Me'??

 

Discuss.

 

 

her whole new album is Britney copycat!!!

At least 'No' was a GOOD nod to Brit. But, 'Me Too'?

 

No Meg.

 

http://i1373.photobucket.com/albums/ag361/tylaaah1/ED7525C9-08BC-4BE4-BD61-71EEBA4C6BDA_zpstunfydqy.gif

Sorry!! Had no idea this had started! Congrats to JosephStyles :D

 

Scary did NOT deserve to come last! Great song which should have been on the standard tracklist, it's better than a handful of songs

 

Big Fat Bass is awful :lol: Definitely my least favourite on the album. Such a deserved position. Thank god Glory has not been touched by will.u.not

 

Don't Keep Me Waiting is a nice song, it's always a nice surprise when Britney experiments with a more pop/rock sound

 

(Drop Dead) Beautiful is a nice album track. Should have got Kesha on instead of Sabi :lol:

 

How I Roll is a bop. Very K-Pop! Kinda lower than I would have expected.

 

Respectable position for Trouble For Me, a strong album track but nothing more for me

PS- Have you guys noticed how much 'Me Too' by Meghan Trainor is a total copycat of 'Trouble For Me'??

 

Discuss.

 

God I hate that song! I think it's insulting to Britney to even associate her music with Meghan :kink:

God I hate that song! I think it's insulting to Britney to even associate her music with Meghan :kink:

 

Lmao! Just the production! It's sounds like the off brand version of a good but forgettable Britney track. Oh, hello 'T4M'!

11.SEAL IT WITH A KISS

TOTAL POINTS: 116.5 // AVERAGE SCORE: 7.281

 

 

What a bop! 'Seal It With A Kiss' continues the lead singles promising use of watered down dubstep, which is the best kind of dub step. What really makes this track so great is the use of Britney's "oooh hoooo's" throughs the verses and a chorus that shines as an absolute moment on the album. "Say you're just a friend, I'm a little liar. When we play pretend, body is on fire!", Britney coo's over a chilled but pumping bass line. Absolutely love the lyrics in this song and the breakdown is the essence of a Summer jam. If this track was on 'Britney Jean' it would have made the top 4, easily. Lol.

Edited August 11, 20168 yr by Tyler

Tuneeeeee!

 

Those "ah hah"'s are brilliant! The bridge is a masterpiece

'Don't Keep Me Waiting' is kinda cool. Chorus is a bit lazy (still like the second half, though!) but the middle 8 is really fabulous and the production is more intricate than you might expect. The new element added to the second verse is really great too.

 

'Trouble For Me' kinda creeps me out, though. Ever since someone told me you could relate the lyrics to her relationship with alcohol I've found it a kinda disturbing ode to her breakdown.

 

"Me and you were a disaster

And you're only a danger to me

But the party ain't the same without you

That's why you're so good for everybody else

But you're trouble for me"

 

I know it's just a generic song about a guy who's bad for her but that part is so vague about it, it makes me uncomfortable.

 

 

'Seal It With A Kiss' is a top 5 on the album! Probably 10/10.

Buzzjack, your chosen top ten consists of (in alphabetical order);

 

- Criminal

- Gasoline

- He About To Lose Me

- Hold it Against Me

- Inside Out

- I Wanna Go

- Selfish (Shellfish) :wub:

- Till The World Ends

- Trip To Your Heart

- Up n' Down