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Aaron Lewis of Staind was spotted in his hotel room in a 5 star hotel in the capital, Olympus. Hotal is called Bechnov State Hotel and Spa. He is due to travel back to Massachusets on the 10th November after having taking part ina festival including more bands. These were:

 

- Staind

- New Found Glory

- Dekadent

- The Offspring

- Limp Bizkit

- Biffy Clyro

- Bring Me The Horizon

- Chthonic

 

It is expected more than a half a million people will turn up to the event, in the countryside around Gerpev. A farming town roughly 20 miles from Olympus.

 

Also, there has been a huge drug bust in the heart of Olympus. More than 2000 kilograms of coccaine was found in a ocal man's garage. He is awaiting trial and could face upto 70 years in jail after a new act has been put in place. This was enacted in a way to intimidate people to stop the trafficking of drugs. It look's like the Kelystazian government had no intentions of dropping this act.

  • 2 weeks later...

622TGA - Bomber trial

 

The trail of Tiger Air flight 622TGA bomber Haibeb Drayi [A Dr Bombay's Tigerland national] was concluded earlier today. Haibeb Drayi was found guilty of making and planting an explosive devise with a time delay and killing all those on board the flight. 622TGA was intended to explode as it finished taxing to it's gate at Morpeth Cove International Airport. The plane was delayed by 1hour and exploded early over the Bay of Morpeth.

 

Haibeb Drayi was sentenced to death by public stoning. The sentence will be carried out at dawn when a restrained Haibeb will be driven up Morpeth Boulevard [Known locally as 'The Strip'] with members of the public free to throw whatever they wish at the guilty party. Knifes, Guns and any other objects that would make Haibeb's death less painful are banned. As are head shots.

 

The UN has be highly critical of Ashton's most severe form of capital punishment calling it cruel and disgusting.

 

Bereaved families get first throw at the north end of the strip. Haibeb will then be driven south along the south bound carriageway which was closed at 2pm to allow preparations to get underway.

 

If Haibeb survives the drive he will be taken to Desert Palms Hospital to recover before a rerun the following week.

 

[source: AshtonTimes]

WITHDRAWAL DATE

 

Today The EBJSCC spokeswoman, Idelaida Yro, on a press conference gathered in the EBJSCC head building said that Elëdan is going to withdraw from BuzzJack Song Contest from XXXI onwards. The right limit is unknown.

"Economical issues play the very important role here. We've witnessed a big decrease in interest among people of the country. In the past 3 months it's down from 90% to 74% according to results of the poll. Also, country loses its money and due to unstable situation of economy in Elëdan it's wiser to cut the expenses for BJSC in favor of some other more important fields. So far BJSC isn't going 'against' anything else so the only thing is to watch what happens next."

 

On a question "What might postpone the withdraw date further away in time?" the spokeswoman answered:

"Of course, two big results, like in the last decade, might affect the situation, but we also need to host at some point. Two previous times Feethoo was hosting the event it turned out very well for the economy and we got capacity for future failures."

 

EDay.com

Edited by The Fame Pavster

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Rebel Faction Takes Hold
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Since the overthrow and execution of President Čermet Karasol in the wake of Dead Disco's non-qualification in May and the succession of his political rival (the Head of the ISCBK Trashe Svantselius) to the Presidency, Arremand (also known as South Kopečka), which strongly supported Karasol's presidency, has been in a near-constant state of unrest despite President Svantselius' reforms, which have brought Kopečka's result run into a golden age. Since the non-qualification of Jasmine in July, a rebel faction known as På Vålenkis och gråter så övergivet (commonly abbreviated to På Vålkgov) has been attempting to exploit local ethnic divisions - Arremand is mainly populated by Valenquians, who have Scandinavian roots and descend from Rontvian immigrants during the infamous First Wave of immigration three centuries ago; Valenquians are separated from the rest of the nation both linguistically, culturally and physically due to the wide Čeremall River; conversely, the rest of Kopečka's population is composed of Kopečekers, who are more closely related culturally and linguistically to the Balkans and their emigre offshoots, the Mdičens, than to the Valenquians. Due to the success of the nation in the BJSC, På Vålkgov have had little success in their mission to overthrow the central government and reinstate Karasol's Valenquian-Kopeček coalition party Zpěvförbund (ZFP) in place of Svantselius' Úspěchzdar (UZP) party outside of Arremand, which has been split almost 50-50 in its support for the new government.

However, due to recent news of plans to remove regional representation from the selection process for the BJSC, coupled with an unsteady recovery from the near-recession which the Kopeček economy faced post-Jasmine, På Vålkgov's support has been increasing rapidly across the nation and Fort Kasbard, the Arremandian capital, recently declared the På Vålkgov puppet representative Marja Halonen as the winner of its mayoral election (and thereby de facto leader of Arremand, the regional ministers having all been fired after Karasol's overthrow and the positions left vacant under Svantselius). Amidst this backdrop of civil unrest, yesterday Halonen announced a state of martial law throughout Arremand, and made a unilateral declaration of independence stating Arremand to now be under the control of På Vålkgov, and announcing the nation to be known as Čevarik d'Ibis Valenquim, a wholly Valenquian controlled nation with no Kopeček representation. As of yet C.I.V. has not been recognised by any other state in the Buzzjack world, but negotiations are ongoing between the Kopeček government and the Rontvian embassy to persuade the Rontvians to not recognise d'Ibis Valenquim and to instead condemn Halonen's UDI. Halonen's UDI was accompanied by an announcement that, once ready, the Valenquis forces would attempt to 'liberate' the rest of Kopečka by force, one which has been met in equal measure by the rest of the nation with contempt and curiosity.

-- Mirvane Hastekjet, Zagorasta Herald's Home Correspondent

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Rebel Faction Rejects Negotiations
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Lena Kalvarsson, the newly appointed Foreign Minister of Čevarik d'Ibis Valenquim, today announced that there would be 'no negotiation' over d'Ibis Valenquim's aspirations over the remainder of Kopečka, and wholeheartedly affirmed C.I.V's allegiance to FSR Rontvia. Leonville and Camtoro today became the first nations to officially recognise C.I.V. over Kopečka, but as of yet no other nations have followed their stance. President Trashe Svantselius has condemned Chancellor Marja Halonen's ambitions as 'a fantasy', and stated: 'I hope that the Valenquis will cease their silly little nation game as soon as they realise that the Kopeček selection process has, with the exception of May and July, been unrivalled in its dedication and attention to detail, and has one of the best success rates out of all of the nations in the BJSC. We are the future of this nation, and Halonen would have us return to the dark ages of the Karasolite selection process which ran out of inspiration after a year. The Svantselian process promotes intelligent ideas rather than just new ones, and we will continue to select the hottest future pop songs as long as we participate in the Buzzjack Song Contest.'

Halonen was unavailable for response but insider sources state that she expressed a private surprise that Svantselius considered just one semi-final qualifier from TBO to be a success.

-- Mirvane Hastekjet, Zagorasta Herald's Home Correspondent
  • 3 months later...

Ashtonise Official Midweeks

 

01 || Sugababes - Thank You For The Heartbreak [1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1] 15wks [871,287] [287,474,871 to date] [sold a record breaking 102,995,841 in it's first week]

02 || Renee Cassar - Its Not You NE [750,847]

03 || Sug4babes - Wear My Kiss NE [742,887]

04 || Staygold etc - Backseat [658,778] [780,778 to date]

05 || Natalie Bassingthwaighte - Love Like This [647,114] [12,878,981 to date]

06 || Suzie McNeal - Help Me Out NE [635,774]

07 || Cherri V feat Wiley - Skool Daze [625,887] [10,887,217 to date]

08 || Glee - Don't Stop Believing [625,474] [25,887,110]

09 || Girls Can't Catch - Echo [612,874] [7,985,121]

10 || Kristiina Brask - Kuivilla Susta [605,705] [9,887,222]

 

11 || Dandy Andy - My Lonely Valentine [604,998] [700,225]

12 || Sugababes - Get Sexy [604,995] [110,871,147]

13 || Timbaland/Katy Perry - If We Ever Meet Again [601,741][1,287,852]

14 || Wiley & Chew Fu - Take That [600,987] [58,948,473]

15 || Alexandra Burke - Nothing But The Girl [600,657] [13,887,158]

16 || Anna Abreu - Music Everywhere [600,122] [187,998,247]

17 || Sugababes - About A Girl [600,101] [109,874,221]

18 || Sug4babes - About A Girl [599,987] [54,774,110]

19 || Lady GaGa - Bad Romance [587,871] [89,547,100]

20 || Glee - Halo/Walking On Sunshine [581,228] [14,882,471]

 

21 || Natalie Bassingthwaighte - Someday Soon [580,987] [198,557,871]

22 || Jessica Mauboy - Up/Down [580,889] [69,787,454]

23 || Glee - Taking Chances [580,774] [6,888,922]

24 || Jordin Sparks - S.O.S. [580,714] [15,888,578]

25 || The Dallas Austin Experiance - Hot Girls In The Bathroom [580,700] [2,128,258]

26 || Tone Damli Aaberge - Butterflies [580,698] [96,751,982]

27 || Sugababes - About You Now [580,655] [315,882,890]

28 || Delta Goodrem - Believe Again [580,598] [208,871,922]

29 || Sugababes - Now You're Gone [564,716] [358,710,399] 200wks *Highest Selling Single in Ashton Ever*

30 || Untouched - Smack Me [557,810] [247,995,189]

 

31 || Natalie Bassingthwaighte - Superhuman NE [550,995]

32 || Pixie Lott - The Fall NE [549,510]

33 || Sugababes - Wear My Kiss [534,993] [28,991,369]

34 || Lights - Ice RE [525,956] [47,228,248]

35 || Kaci - Crazy Possessive [520,985] [68,881,336]

36 || Rogue Traders - I Never Liked You [501,993] [98,339,974]

37 || Gabriella Cilmi - Don't Wanna Go To Bed Now RE [501,992] [165,993,329]

38 || Lily Allen - Fuck You [501,996] [105,999,318]

39 || Nightshift - Can You Persuade Me NE [501,995]

40 || Red Blooded Women - Colour Me Dirty [501,994] [259,852,339]

 

 

Please Note that only BJSC entries by: Kopecka, Numayania, Quotosibb* and FSR Rontvia have been released in Ashton and are the only tracks getting airplay. Due to alliances that Ashton has with the nations. This in no way directly resembles the Ashtonise vote. The Ashtonise public have had no say in the XXIV votes.

 

*Cherri V feat Wiley - Skool Daze was released 7weeks ago in Ashton as an official single and is getting radio play as a result of this, not due to political connections with Quotosibb

And #11 :kink:

 

You should totally do a personal chart btw Phil :wub:

whats the difference between #3 & # 33

 

:S

2003 remains one of the greatest musical years of all time.

 

Three was released :smoke:

 

and my favourite album of all time, Innocent Eyes :wub:

 

apart from that I found 2003 beyond dire though :lol:

whats the difference between #3 & # 33

 

:S

 

Sug4babes = Jade

Sugababes = Keisha

whats the difference between #3 & # 33

 

:S

 

 

Sug4babes = Jade

Sugababes = Keisha

Exactly.

 

Sug4babes = Sugababes 4.0 i.e. the SugaFakes.

 

In Ashton the Sweet7 Keisha promo was released.

  • 1 year later...

Ashton's second Federal Elections to be held as Ashtonise occupation of Botanikkan Island Territory continues

 

The Federal Republic of Ashton is set to hold their second set of federal level elections after Emperor Silas dismissed the parliament this morning.

 

Campaigning began immediately with the announcement of a series of live debates. The first will take place on March 29th on SCB Alpha and will be on the Botanikkan Island Territory occupation.

 

Ashtonise troops seized control of the Botanikkan section of Sayhner Janslic's largest island, Æsenøkja, two months ago with little opposition. There has been heavy blood shed in recent weeks with 5,000 Botanikkan troops perishing.

 

 

The United Buzzjack Nations condemned Ashton's actions, but a vote over possible sanctions was veto'd by the Federal Republic and their allies Kopecka, FSR Rontvia and Numayania.

 

 

Ashton is the second largest country by population in Buzzjack and the wealthiest with the Federal Reserve set to report a record budget surplus of AN$1,381billion [Over £122,345billion]

8.8 EARTHQUAKE AT TINSKESJØEN!

 

A tsunami warning have been sent to Tinnmark, Simondly, Bokia and FSR Farahtyn! Expected to hit Tinnmark in minutes!

 

The earthquake was felt in the capital of Tinnmark, Åsnesia, and the region of Vestfjordane and Tinskeøya!

 

Stay tuned for more information!

 

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/golden_fox_2008/Tsu.png

 

 

 

:o

 

That can't be a coincidence! :(

Edited by Freeze

FVT: World News

BREAKING NEWS

No Earthquake effects in Farahtyn

 

more to follow

Edited by martyn

TSUNAMI!

 

A 10 metres wave hit coast of Tinnmark, after an earthquake took place in Tinskesjøen! 230 km of coast was hit. 243 people have been confirmed dead, and thousands injured. Thanks to the good alarm system for tsunamis, millions of people were saved. King Erik VI spoke to the people earlier today, and showed his grief to the families that lost someone they love and their homes.

 

Now start the reconstruction of millions of homes, some cities are completly destroyed. The government estimates that it will take 120 billion to rebuild.

 

But after last months discovery of oil in Tinskesjøen, it will just be a small amount of money. Tinnmark is still climbing on the list of Buzzjack's most rich countries. And today Tinnmark's GDP per capita today is 134.822 $ which is one of the highest in the world!

Ashton will of course be donating money to the Tinnmark cause.

 

 

Ashton languages shake up see's Norwegian on equal footing with Áskorzjan

 

The federal government today announced that Ashton's official languages are Áskorzjan, English and Norsk (Bokmål). Swedish was designated an officially recognised language along with German. Government documents will be published in all 5 languages and tri-lingual* signs are to be put up across the country in the next month.

 

 

*except in Ashworth where state law recognises Swedish as an official language and signs are in Ashtonise, Norweigan and Swedish by law. English will be added to new signs beginning in May 2011.

 

Source: Ashton Times.

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