October 5, 201311 yr More importantly, why haven't you joined this contest yet? (I realise that posts such as Bray's give you a good reason not to)
October 5, 201311 yr What exactly is so offputting about possibly evil ornithological overlords? (But yes do join us Doctor Blind!)
October 5, 201311 yr TERROR STRIKES SANDÉNIA This afternoon in the capital city of Sandénia, Emsa, at the National Sandénian Airport, news broke that an attempted terror attack had been performed while Queen Adele E Sandé, one half of the most powerful coupling in Sandénian royalty, was making her way to journey north-east to Sandebörg to meet with their authorities in a bid to pursue plans for a future relationship between both nations. http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a556/jennacolemanfan/33b2t83_zps2a1fd3c4.png http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a556/jennacolemanfan/bulletwords_zps95c6f060.jpg Above: blacked out countries said to be suspects in today's terror attack (left) computer-generated image of suspected physical attributes (right) The attackers are said to have originated from one of the blacked out countries in the above image. Investigation will occur within the coming weeks to determine where the country of origin is. The attackers were described by an emergency '0403' caller as "...strange, bald men with fire and bullets coming out their mouth... I was scared!". The men (as described) have not yet been identified by Sandénian police forces and are said to still be at large. Queen Adele E Sandé has not been injured by the incident, nor has she required any immediate medical attention, but she did however have this to say about the situation: "Maybe we should toughen our security." before going on to comment that she believes the attack was not an intentional scare: "Everybody wakes with good intentions, if these people knew what they were doing and were mentally sane, this could possibly have been prevented.". The attackers are said to have been dressed in the same manner as those stunt actors who appeared in the recent video for Queen Adele E Sandé's 'My Kind of Love', remixed by RedOne and Alex P. Queen Adele E Sandé has further insisted that security will be keenly toughened in the coming weeks to ensure safety for not only Sandénian royalty, but also for its citizens in the event that these suspected attackers will return. Aeroplanes are said to have been grounded this afternoon with passengers disallowed from leaving the crafts as a means of escape from Sandénia. Sandebörg residents are said to have been shocked by the incident after Queen Adele E Sandé and King Zayn Malik made contact with their royalty to discuss the matter. Plans are currently being rescheduled for Queen Adele E Sandé to revisit Sandebörg, although will be visiting with both King Zayn Malik and husband Calum Sandé. In the meantime pending further investigation the following countries have been blacklisted by Sandénian authorities: Aquafina, Bellamia, Daehun, D'yermak'er, Séyetana, Danaelanda and Yehesi. After investigations have taken place and Sandénia are impressed with an adequate outcome the countries will be removed from the blacklist. In other news, Sandénia are happy to report that a new theatre: 'The Royal Emsan Hall' is opening in the country's capital city, and a new series of schools and colleges are opening across the country to be individually named based on area, but with the title 'Academé'. (IT IS SAID THAT IF ANY COUNTRIES RESPOND NEGATIVELY THEY WILL BE EXECUTED) Source: NéWS
October 5, 201311 yr I think I've managed to somehow not make the weirdest post in this thread tonight. (:kink:) Poor D'yermak'er, Danaelanda, Aquafina and Yehesi being named terror suspects :( Pretty sure your bomber is from Daehun though.
October 5, 201311 yr All Séyetan have motives as pure as the driven snow and the entire population is shocked by this baseless and demeaning accusation. :o
October 5, 201311 yr This is absolutely ABSURD considering Daehun has strong tides with Sandénia (or we thought we did). As our country condemns violence and terrorism, it is without a doubt not us.
October 6, 201311 yr Umiiruka suspects it was the Uurniikookans resident in Daehun. We knew they were bad eggs.
October 6, 201311 yr We'll let you have a meteorological country name. Promise. TEMPTING! I could even enter the Cumulonimbus mix of "Little Fluffy Clouds" by the Orb. :D
October 6, 201311 yr TEMPTING! I could even enter the Cumulonimbus mix of "Little Fluffy Clouds" by the Orb. :D 12 points. No joke. I ADORE that song. (see I do have good taste, it wasn't just a one off for Solomon Grey)
October 6, 201311 yr Nothing is going on in Jayrusalem. Very irrelevant. http://media.tumblr.com/2cc2f7cc200d23cd3d4baa04eb425855/tumblr_inline_mtyxhb5XkI1qzlbxm.gif
October 6, 201311 yr This is absolutely ABSURD considering Daehun has strong tides with Sandénia (or we thought we did). As our country condemns violence and terrorism, it is without a doubt not us. We are confident Daehun are not responsible for this act, but this is standard procedure. SOZ :(
October 6, 201311 yr This incident has been met with vague amusement in Ashton. Citizens of Ashton took to twitter to mock the Sandenian response to the alleged attack with one condemning the nation saying its response "is in v.bad taste. Makes a mockery of the lives lost to terror in FRd'Á". The Federal Government has expressed its sympathies at the attack in a short statement released earlier: "The Federal Republic of Ashton strongly condemns acts of terror and our sympathies are with the Sandenian people at this time. Ashton has battled Eco-Terrorism tirelessly and an estimated 17.7m people have perished in attacks on Ashton since 1999. Tough security policies and increased intelligence funding has seen just 289 lives lost in 2012 and 4 in 2013 to date. We will happily provide consultation on increasing security should the nation of Sandénia request our help."
October 6, 201311 yr TEMPTING! I could even enter the Cumulonimbus mix of "Little Fluffy Clouds" by the Orb. :D B2GDWtgd8zA 'that clouds looks nothing but trouble'
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