October 6, 201311 yr Oh my. The ORB and Miss Kate on the same page. *dies and goes to indie gay heaven* edit: FFS, what an inappropriate post to begin a new page with!
October 6, 201311 yr This incident has been met with vague amusement in Ashton. Citizens of Ashton took to twitter to mock the Sandenian response to the alleged attack with one condemning the nation saying its response "is in v.bad taste. Makes a mockery of the lives lost to terror in FRd'Á". The Federal Government has expressed its sympathies at the attack in a short statement released earlier: "The Federal Republic of Ashton strongly condemns acts of terror and our sympathies are with the Sandenian people at this time. Ashton has battled Eco-Terrorism tirelessly and an estimated 17.7m people have perished in attacks on Ashton since 1999. Tough security policies and increased intelligence funding has seen just 289 lives lost in 2012 and 4 in 2013 to date. We will happily provide consultation on increasing security should the nation of Sandénia request our help." Sandénia responds with great appreciation for Ashton's will to help us through this crisis. We resiliently put this incident behind us and feel that a strong alliance with Ashton can be formed to prevent any further acts of terrorism in both countries, although make no mistake - Sandénia do not mock those lives lost as a result of terror attacks. Consultations with Ashton authorities to to stamp out acts of this nature should be imminent. Sandénian civilians have also been warned via the release of an emergency tabloid not to take to Twitter or any other social networking platforms and provoke/bad-mouth any Ashton civilians. BREAKING NEWS Daehun cleared of suspected terror attack. Just moments ago Sandénia's government ruled out the possibility of today's act of terrorism being performed by any civilians from Daehun. Queen Adele E Sandé had this to comment: "We have such a strong relationship with Daehun, and for them to be suspected terrorists is truly shocking. We extend our greatest apologies to Daehun authorities and its civilians, but now an even bigger target is being pressed on Aquafina for their current and continual libel to Sandénian royalty.". King Zayn Malik is expected to make an official statement tomorrow regarding the situation.
October 6, 201311 yr Ain't nobody got time for attacking such an irrelevant country as Sandénia... Aquafina are laughing at the prospect of any possible attack from a country in a state like Sandenia. Aquafina have the equipment, allies and resources to destroy Sandenia within 5minutes.
October 6, 201311 yr Ostriches start power-sharing talks Deposed Persephonian ruler Salim Zosimus has returned to his home nation (now named the Land of Ostriches) after a brief period of exile in neighbouring Caerfyrddia and the new ostrich government of the state has agreed to start power-sharing talks with Zosimus' Carellisian People's Congress (CPC) party. Zosimus has urged the people of his country to not allow it to fall into Civil War for a third time, saying the ostriches are not necessarily bad for the country. "A joint rule by the CPC and the ostriches could propel the country to greater prosperity than ever before", he was quoted in an interview with the Persephonian News Bulletin, which has been usurped by the Bird Bulletin as the state-sponsored media of the country. The unusual nature of the latest coup d'état in the state has understandably resulted in confused reactions from other nations. Two of the largest powers in the BJSC World, Altyr Muunilinst and the Federal Republic of Ashton, have opposed the rise of the ostriches, although they do have support from the continent's other aviocracy Terra Avium and their coup has also been supported by Trifoski and Umiiruka, the origin of the ostriches.
October 6, 201311 yr Ingermanlandia is a bit concerned about a terrorist attack happening on their continent. Although the Ingrian nation and government suggests to the Western Block of our continent (consisting of the continental countries such as N DNTN, Ingermanlandia, #00274E and Terra Avium, as well as island countries as Aeroche and Fljotavik) not to panic and react neutrally to the current situation - but be ready for the terrorist attacks from the outside.
October 6, 201311 yr To Colonise or not to Colonise: Umiiruka Flips a Coin Newly resident in the southernmost (and poorest) continent of the BJSC world, the people of Umiiruka are wondering "why did our president hire several thousand boats to tow us away from our wealthy neighbours?". On the surface, it's a response to the country's latest embarrassing international incident - accidentally sending a boat of ostriches to the nation of Persephonia, leading to said ostriches seizing power in that country. However, the population now look at the continent as an opportunity - many poor, even unpopulated countries (for example, Tasha Island) form it and the Umiirukan economy (which has stagnated somewhat in 2013) could afford to take advantage of that. Polls indicate that 25% of the population are in favour of colonisation, with 15% against and 60% claiming "ignorance of the situation at hand". Umiirukan president Haruhi Suzumiya (pictured here googling "should I colonise a continent?" in her office) will inform the public of her decision after consultation with sister nation Daehun on the morals, risks and financial benefits of such a venture.
October 6, 201311 yr After reports surfaced of numerous sightings of skiing ostriches in Espen, the Cadelician government has closed all Winter sports resorts in the north of the country until further notice.
October 6, 201311 yr Struthio calls for arrest of Kylienipsian poacher http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_566/1292757640Q34Cs0.jpg Struthio looks displeased as he mourns his "fallen cousins" in Kylienips Struthio, the leader of the militant ostrich group behind the recent coup in Persephonia, has called on the Kylienipsian Police Force to arrest the poacher responsible for the deaths of two ostriches in their country. In his native tongue of Ostronian, Struthio put out the following statement: "Scraaaawwwwww, caww caw CAWWWWW SCRAWK kaw CAWWWWWWWW!" (English translation: "Justice must be delivered to the evil responsible for the fall of my two beloved cousins in Kylienips. [indistinguishable cawing]")
October 12, 201311 yr The Country of Jamvale has been flung into a State Of Emergency. The Capital city 'Sgarameet' along with surrounding areas and 3 other towns have been hit by torrential rains resulting in 'THOUSANDS HOMELESS AND WITHOUT POWER. Seeks National Aid!
October 12, 201311 yr Tínska Blad Tomorrow, Tinsk Rikskringkasting (Tinnmarkian National Broadcaster) future will be at stake. If Tinnmark fails to qualify to the final of BJSC LIX, they will lose their rights to decide the Tinnmarkian entry and broadcast Tinnmark's most viewed show. If Tinnmark fails to qualify tomorrow night, it will be the 7th consecutive. Only 3 countries have done that before, Sangria, Terra Avium and Singerpurear (BJSC Official Stats). TRK have had the privilege to decide entries and broadcast BJSC since Tinnmark debuted in BJSC IX. TR (Tinsk Radio) have already shown interest to broadcast BJSC.
October 12, 201311 yr Ashton quizes Sandénia over potential link up It was confirmed earlier today that the Federal Republic of Ashton has officially asked Sandénia what, if any, benefits there would be to Ashton from a partnership. Sources say that Buzzjack's largest economic and military power may spend more on counter intelligence per week than Sandénia's GDP. Source: Ashton Sun.
October 13, 201311 yr Sandénia respond to Partnership Questioning Queen Sandé responded to the article above from the Ashton Sun claiming that there would be several and many benefits from a partnership forming between both countries. She starts by saying: Not only do I believe that by allying ourselves with the Federal Republic of Ashton we can work together to tear down the indie messes that have destructed Buzzjack Song Contest as of late (and instead install champions such as Sara Bareilles, Little Nikki and Nina Nesbitt), but I believe that by working closely with Ashton authorities we can build a closer internal relationship. In doing so, positive political, social and financial outcomes can be achieved as combining the civilians of Sandénia with those of Ashton will inject a colourful amount of money into both economies. We encourage Ashton to take their time in making such a decision, but myself and King Malik beg of Ashton to consider this as a responsible and worthy partnership bid. Queen Sandé continued by discussing in detail the positive effects that this could have on both Sandénia and Ashton, but also went on to discuss the negative impact it could have on Ashton's neighbouring countries. Queen Sandé has been led to believe that bordering countries in Ashton's region have banned the selling of albums titled 'Our Version of Events' in local supermarkets and music stores, but have also blocked any music by the concerned artist on their national iTunes pages. Enraged fans of Queen Sandé took to Twitter to remark the following: listen a love ashton and that but those countries they r around are shite banning our quen those ppl around ashton rnt very nice. ashton + sandenia for partners <3 f*** them all, we want sandenia and ashton to be partners!!! It is said that all of the fans who made the above tweets are of Sandénian origin and are firmly in favour of a bond and partnership between both Sandénia and Ashton. Queen Sandé went on to say the following about the financial benefits for the partnership: Sandénia injects on average around £198.75 billion into its national economy each year. A partnership with Ashton would ensure that this lump sum is divided in two equal parts ensuring that Ashton are making a sizeable profit in doing so, but are also receiving a 100% quality relationship with Sandénian royalty and authorities. I assure Ashton that a partnership would ensure they have the first opportunity to make shared profits from any new projects in Sandénia that inject any sum of money into the economy and that they also have the first opportunity to become major shareholders in any local or regional Sandénian businesses. It is expected that new private schooling in Sandénia will turn over an estimated £6.6 billion in its first year - meaning that if Ashton were to partner, £3.3 billion would be handed to them. Queen Sandé and husband Calum Sandé await further word from Ashton.
October 13, 201311 yr Ashton quizes Sandénia over potential link up It was confirmed earlier today that the Federal Republic of Ashton has officially asked Sandénia what, if any, benefits there would be to Ashton from a partnership. Sources say that Buzzjack's largest economic and military power may spend more on counter intelligence per week than Sandénia's GDP. Source: Ashton Sun. You would receive each others 12 points (Poor Rich & Rob).
October 13, 201311 yr Ashton make offer to Sandénia In response to Sandénia laying out what the Federal Republic could expect out of a partnership with the nation, Ashton has detailed what Sandénia can expect and further requests from the government of Sandénia. - The Federal Republic will lower the tariff on the import of Sandénia goods from 82% to 50% in the first year with annual drops to 38%, 23% before stabilising out at 11.5%. Only Altyr Muunilinst, the Buzzjack Union, Espen and Tinnmark receive a lower tariff. - Sandénians will be able to gain an Ashtonise visitors visa, for a maximum period of 28 days, at no cost. All other visas will be available at a reduced price. No cost visa only available to those without criminal convictions and have not broken the conditions of any previous Ashtonise visa. Ashton reserves the right to refuse access to any national suspected of being a member of a terrorist or environmentalist group. - Sandénian business will have reduced barriers to access the Federal market. - The Federal Armed Forces of Ashton will build a new oversea's base in Sandénia featuring a deep sea port for the 194th Naval Division, an extensive airstrip for the 384th Air Division as well as a Barracks for the 214th Infantry Division. The complex with also be home to specialist troops attached to each of the three branches of the FAFoA and Ashtonise Intelligence Services. - Sandénia troops will be able to access the exception training facilities and be trained by Ashton's Armed Forces. - Federal Intelligence Agencies will share expertise with Sandénian authorities. The Federal Republic looks forward to ensuring the future security of the South Quilvorian Ocean with new allies. Source: Ashton Times.
October 13, 201311 yr Sandénia Accept Ashton Offer After deliberation among Sandénian authorities, Queen Sandé has formally announced that Sandénia would like to accept Ashton's recent offer, as published in the Ashton Times. After sealing the deal, she went on to say: I'm ecstatic that this partnership has emerged. Sandénia will view this as a new prospect; a new beginning. The government and businesses here in the country look forward to sharing new endeavours with citizens of Ashton and their authorities. I can't wait! Queen Sandé has also compiled a list of upcoming projects in relation to the new Sandénia // Ashton partnership (if confirmed): • Rail station: currently aiming to develop a brand new undersea rail station connecting Sandénia to Ashton • Terminal 4: transforming the current terminal 4 in Sandénia National Airport into a gateway to Ashton • Communication: business sector of Sandénia aim to recognise all Ashton citizens and ship passports for all within the next three weeks • Schooling: Sandénia aim to converse with all schools in the country and allow enrolment for Ashton citizens • Military advice: current troops will require special training from Ashton troops and will participate in a series of team building exercises And in related news: Queen Sandé has permitted the building of a new Ashton overseas base on mainland Sandénia. King Zayn Malik attended a political conference this afternoon and made the following statement: I should like to offer Ashton's authorities half of the mainland in Acutandé, this country's Independent Island. In doing so, they would be entitled to half of all of the Island's estate and should the partnership between both countries come to an end at any point would be entitled to half. I shall also be informing all architect, building and structural work forces that new housing schemes and estates are to be built in preparation for any new Ashton citizens moving to take up either temporary or permanent residence in the country. The houses will be luxury and can meet any demands Ashton citizens have. On a final note, Queen Sandé has also commented that Ashton authorities will be entitled to exactly half of the national Sandénian economy from 2012 - the country's wealth was estimated at £336.2 billion last year, and is expected to double this year as a result of new businesses (as well as those from other countries investing). Queen Sandé ensures Ashton that over the coming weeks they will receive their due £168.1 billion, already injecting a sizeable amount of money into Ashton's facilities and businesses. Long may this new-found partnership continue! Source: NéWS
October 13, 201311 yr Ostronian mathematician confirms 2+2=4 In today's most interesting news in the BJSC World, leading ostrich mathematician Eggstein has confirmed two plus two does, in fact, equal four. http://thechristianegoist.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/224.jpg Eggstein is expected to be honoured as a Member of the Order of the Ostronian Empire (MOE) for his findings.
October 13, 201311 yr Ostriches sighted at Espen-Allecian border Following the sighting of Osriches in the mountainous regions of neighbouring Espen, Ostriches believed to hail from Persephonia have been sighted in North-West Allecian. Little is known of the dangers of these Ostriches or the diseases they are likely to be carrying but President Lorona Schkavil has decreed a 'Shoot on sight' order and is increasing military presence on the Espen border fivefold.
October 13, 201311 yr Danaelandan Scientists Research on Ostriches Begins Danaelandans have been warned of the dangers of ostriches and all flights to the country formerly known as Persephonia have been cancelled. Scientists are currently working on a vaccine to protect Danaelandans from diseases that ostriches may be carrying. Until then ostriches have been banned from entering the borders of Danaelanda. It is estimated that in 2 months a vaccine will be developed which all citizens of Danaelanda will have to take. Until then we wish to keep our relationship with the ostriches a healthy one by having regular government talks over the Facebook. Edited October 13, 201311 yr by Thermometer
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