July 22, 201410 yr WAR ON KLUMINICAN REPUBLIC FOR SPELLING DANAELANDA INCORRECTLY :angry: :P We aren't doing a Russia, we're just doing what's best for them poor Mezidinians :(
July 22, 201410 yr Eledan has now been renamed 'New Scruvovnia' following the Alleciphonian invasion. Edited July 22, 201410 yr by LexC
August 16, 201410 yr Jayrusalem has declared war on neighbouring country Ben's Sanctuary, following their recent request for Jayrusalem to take care of their iTunes "For Your Eyes Only" chart over the weekend. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf2ua8vyu1rnwl19.gif I'm kidding, Ben! :kink:
August 16, 201410 yr http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/britney-spears-shielded-from-bad-album-reviews.gif Umiiruka will supply Jayrusalem as much ammunition as needed to fend off their violent neighbours :o
August 26, 201410 yr Umiiruka Finally Makes the Effort to Annex Tasha Island and (Kinda) Succeeds: While the new BJSC contest starts in Persephonia, Umiiruka has decided to finally act on its near unchallenged position of power in its deserted continent by annexing the economically catatonic nation of Tasha Island. Umiirukan army troops marched on the island and met little resistance, meaning the country now claims the entirety of Tasha Island as its own (now under the name Avance Island). Unfortunately, due to a small part of Tasha Island having strong cultural significance for its pagan natives, international bodies refuse to acknowledge that part of the island as Umiirukan land. As such, the redrawn map of Umiiruka looks as so: http://i.imgur.com/cwpDYVP.png Economic and infrastructural plans for our new land are currently expected to be put in place both rapidly and at huge expense, with Umiiruka's government drawing on the resources of its vastly underpopulated continent to fund construction. It is hoped that within months, Avance Island shall be just as developed as the mainland.
September 8, 201410 yr New album consisting of 20 Eledan's most essential entries over the past 65 editions is coming out this Wednesday. http://i60.tinypic.com/2mqp6w5.jpg "Greatest Album You'll Never Even Suggest Switching off" CD1 - "Out" 01 D E N A - Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools 02 Polina Gagarina - Колыбельная 03 Mr.Kitty - Destroy Me 04 Willam, Detox & Vicky Vox - Boy Is a Bottom 05 Caroline Af Ugglas - Snälla Snälla 06 Gaby - My Show 07 Dasha Luks - Diskoteka 08 Cut Copy - Meet Me In A House Of Love 09 RuPaul - Sissy That Walk 10 iamamiwhoami - play CD2 - "Proud" 01 Ólafur Arnalds - Ljósið 02 $WAGGOT - GAY 4 IT 03 The Knife - Variation Of Birds 04 Phèdre - Dreams 05 Sufjan Stevens - Impossible Soul 06 Rökkurró - Sjónarspil 07 Orka & Eivør Pálsdóttir- Fjøllini standa úti 08 Pyramids + Horseback - A Throne Without a King pt 2 09 Julianna Barwick - Pyrrhic 10 Stoffer Og Maskinen - Vi To Er Smeltet Sammen --- In other news, yesterday the Queen signed the law making heterosexual marriage legal in 7 out 9 regions. 14 heterosexual couples in total got married today. Heterosexual partnerships have always been recognised by the Eledan law but since the HoMovement of 2004 opposite sex couples couldn't officially tie the knot.
September 8, 201410 yr Due to offensive material the CD has been prohibited from being bought, sold, downloaded, played or imported within/in/into the Federal Republic. It is also a Federal offence for any persons to bring either a physical or digital copy of this horror across the border even on an iPod as a tourist.
October 1, 201410 yr A Blizzard has been confirmed to hit Hushkanukia in the next coming days. This could harm the country's citizens and industry. The mayor has stopped planes, boats and trains going to, or leaving the country to create as less a risk as possible. (Thankfully their BJSC entry is already out of the country to enter the contest. ;)) Surrounding countries have been warned to expect similar weather conditions, and be prepared in advance. They have been marked on the map below. http://i57.tinypic.com/2iay5wy.png
October 1, 201410 yr Ajanaeda wishing death on Unovia, Kylienips and Greenfroze? (and a couple of other hoes who are already dead)
October 1, 201410 yr it's only lil parts of those countries, im sure theyll be fine. ive heard everyone lives in the north of kylienips anyway
October 1, 201410 yr it's only lil parts of those countries, im sure theyll be fine. ive heard everyone lives in the north of kylienips anyway True but 'nipsians travel to the south a lot to retrieve dropped clangers, so they could still get caught :(
October 1, 201410 yr True but 'nipsians travel to the south a lot to retrieve dropped clangers, so they could still get caught :( and to reply to personal charts that they already replied to 3 days ago :(
October 1, 201410 yr Kathaldazia's Minister of Botany, Cynthia Mary-anne Germanotta-Zsa IV, has planted alien vegetation on the border of Bellamia via helicopter Because she felt like it http://www.ohwhatabeautifulgarden-chicagoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Easy-Does-it-Rose-unhappy-932B8518.jpg
October 1, 201410 yr Ultraviolenceland's residents have been advised to stay inside with the blizzard set to happen. President Lana Del Swift has thanked countries for praying for them and to help ultraviolenceland's residents get through the next week- there will be non stop music on the music channels from Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey and Lady Gaga
October 1, 201410 yr Ultraviolenceland's residents have been advised to stay inside with the blizzard set to happen. President Lana Del Swift has thanked countries for praying for them and to help ultraviolenceland's residents get through the next week- there will be non stop music on the music channels from Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey and Lady Gaga Are you trying to wipe out your entire country?!
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