Séyetana is forming a defensive pact against Yehesii tyranny and invites all oppressed nations to join.

 

We count ourselves lucky to have not been mentioned in the initial opening salvo from this diplomatic faux pas but we cannot stand idly by while our allies are discriminated against in such an unjustified fashion. We urge the Yehesi government to reconsider this hardline position on lack of accountable evidence and the real risk of unnecessary escalation to all citizens of the Buzzjack World.

 

(side note: the Skypehens are a non-profit charity that merely seeks to cleanse the world of bad taste, without meaning to make any assertions at all, perhaps this is why Yehesi is feeling threatened)

Séyetana is forming a defensive pact against Yehesii tyranny and invites all oppressed nations to join.

 

We count ourselves lucky to have not been mentioned in the initial opening salvo from this diplomatic faux pas but we cannot stand idly by while our allies are discriminated against in such an unjustified fashion. We urge the Yehesi government to reconsider this hardline position on lack of accountable evidence and the real risk of unnecessary escalation to all citizens of the Buzzjack World.

 

(side note: the Skypehens are a non-profit charity that merely seeks to cleanse the world of bad taste, without meaning to make any assertions at all, perhaps this is why Yehesi is feeling threatened)

Yet you have Bellamii and Bignian-Zaragovinii skypehens👀

The government of Yehesi would like to inform the Séyetanan government that it is outraged by its reaction to an action Yehesi viewed as necesary to defend our artistic integrity. Yehesi has in no way targetted any nations in an agressive way. We are just upping our defenses and this agressive reaction can in no way be condoned. Yehesi has invited its fellow nations to join them in the FFGT pact.

This will be merely an economic pact, but could be extended to involve the Ministries of Defenses from other nations if certain nations keep their agressive stance.

 

The agressive response from Séyetana leave us with pain in our hearts as we now have to close their embassy as well.

Yet you have Bellamii and Bignian-Zaragovinii skypehens

 

We like to pretend they don't exist when we make sweeping statements of this nature.

 

Looks like we're heading into a multipolar Cold War, Buzzjack.

Pupok sent a representative to Yehesi in order to sign the FFGT pact. It has been reported that Pupok have been training the first all female army in order to protect their borders

Persephonian President Izzy Azergla has denied that a Persephonian Embassy ever existed in Yehesi. Advice had already been issued in previous months to all Persephonians to avoid the region in case of extrajudicial arrest and/or execution.

Unovian representative Aurea Juniper has travelled to Yehesi to sign the crucial treaty. It is understood that Unovian armies are being expanded and engaging in a robust training schedule in order to prepare a better defence against the anticipated unrest.

Avalonia so moist at the thought of this treaty that the king himself went to sign it.

 

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Hushkanukia's Queen Vanessa VodkaWhite has travelled to Yehesi to sign the treaty. It is understood that the queen was far too drunk to know what she has actually signed up for, however the queen has given Yehesi full control over the Hushkanukian Army and other useful resources (the Jadakissnia Brothel to help aid the soldiers...)

 

(side note: the Skypehens are a non-profit charity that merely seeks to cleanse the world of bad taste, without meaning to make any assertions at all, perhaps this is why Yehesi is feeling threatened)

 

Step off the BuffyCharmed nation's toes, as that's Beaverdonia's, Paragon of Good Music Taste, job.

The Federal Republic of Ashton has sent a delegation to Enthen this evening for talks over the new pan-Buzzjack alliance.

 

It is understood that Ashton is not offering Visa-free travel (only available to Numayanian, Rontvian and Tinnmarkian citizens) but will be offering an e-visa programme for tourists similar to the United States ESTA. However Ashton is willing to co-operate on defence and offer, to all alliance members, assistance with the training of new recruits and assistance with procurement of new aircraft, ships and other equipment through FAAF JPO, Federal Ashtonise Armed Forces Joint Purchases Office, the worlds largest purchaser of military equipment in return for free travel for it's nationals and free trade.

 

Yehesi's expanded armed forces is equivalent to just 0.23% of the Federal Republic's population.

 

 

The Federal Republic is also willing to contribute financially to the creation of a new pan-buzzjack Alliance to rival the 'skypehens' offering 400m Ashlar (approx $1.7tn).

The Skypehens are grateful for the sudden attention they are receiving despite having peaked in relevance several years ago and being in heavy decline ~

I'd like an explanation on why Yehesi hates us

The Skypehens are grateful for the sudden attention they are receiving despite having peaked in relevance several years ago and being in heavy decline ~

 

Indeed, some political columnists in our nations are speculating that this new alliance could even form a new and even more exclusive form of deviant hen far more dangerous than the current species of skypehen. We would caution all members in the Yehesi alliance to be mindful of their impact on the world.

Aquafina support anything against Seyetena and have donated all weapons to Yehesi before eventually forcing residents out the country.

Isn't your economy/military/quality of life still in facism-turned-hubris ruins over here, mate?

Trifoski leader SevenSeize pledges allegiance to the Popjustice Song Contest

 

"I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the united states of Popjustice, and to the contest for which it stands, one site under God (Peter Robinson), indivisible, with liberty and (pop)justice for all"

 

-was the speech made at a ceremony earlier today on the eve of PJSC 42, hosted by SevenSeize who had won last month's contest with the aptly-titled "The Greatest" by KING. He also said this:

 

"It was amazing, after so long, to feel like your musical offerings are being appreciated again. I'm so glad I've finally found some peasants who are willing to bow down to their glorious song contest leader (scratch that, make sure to edit this out of the report!) people who respect me, i still love Buzzjack and all but they could stand to learn a lesson or few from these guys. Three Top 5s in the span of a few months, eat that!"

UVLand's president has finally arrived in Yehesi fashionably late as usual, and have signed the treaty *.*

UVLand's president has finally arrived in Yehesi fashionably late as usual, and have signed the treaty *.*

 

We did offer you a lift since we live next to each other! But Let It Go's 438284928 listen was too important... :lol:

I'd like an explanation on why Yehesi hates us

Yehesi has no explanation as there is no known hate