What an alliance *.*

 

I am up for #SaveSéyetana, there's been growing unrest in my provincial regions lately.

pupok has announced war against everybody. still bitter after the curry defeat they are not happy about their most recent finish and have now pledged to "snatch everybodies weave" with their comeback

the movement will be led by bip ling

 

pupok has announced war against everybody. still bitter after the curry defeat they are not happy about their most recent finish and have now pledged to "snatch everybodies weave" with their comeback

Can I propose an alliance since I gave you 18 in the final and 12 in the semi? x

Are you finally sending something like Give Love A Try again?

Can I propose an alliance since I gave you 18 in the final and 12 in the semi? x

 

bip ling says yaaarrrrr

Are you finally sending something like Give Love A Try again?

 

all the pupok represenatives can say right now is it's completely unique never the same and prepare to be SHOOK

pupok has announced war against everybody. still bitter after the curry defeat they are not happy about their most recent finish and have now pledged to "snatch everybodies weave" with their comeback

guuuurl, I need yo help with ym rebellion, don't bail on me now #TittiIsNotOverParty

bip ling says yaaarrrrr

Yass, we can invade Yehesi together. #Puplandor

Sources in Buzzjack Mountain report that Beaverdonia have announced they are commencing building their biggest dam yet. The dam will allow more houses to be constructed in safety and will also boost the wood industry there, says a Beaverdonia source.

Edited August 13, 20177 yr by Hiß

The annual cattle migration has once again blocked traffic trying to cross the main bridge in Cowtermont and the organisation which deals with issues of cattle and traffic in Cowtermont, the RAC (Ruminant and Automobile Company) says future cow migrations are going to have to be managed better.

 

There have once again been violent clashes between football fans at a derby match in Ultraviolenceland. Clashes have been blamed on groups of so called 'ultras', the more fanatic team fans.

 

South Danaelanda has condemned Holland Oats after it banned the You Don't Know Me brand of cereal after it started to become more popular there, threatening the country's own cereal industry. The you Don't Know Me brand has been actively promoted by the South Danaelanda government as being the future of cereal consumption across Buzzjackia due to it being a good source of vitamin G.

Edited February 4, 20187 yr by The Snake

Intense debate over potential name change in Ashton

 

A bitter war of words has broken out in parliament and the media over a parliamentary bill introduced by an independent house member that would force the ÁSC to change the name the country enters BJSC under from République d'Ashton, a hybrid of it's official English and Áskorzajn names, to République d'Áskorza from BJSC CIII.

 

The Federal Republic/Den Fejderand République has entered as "Ashton" since BJSC III with < CII > marking the 100th entry since the change from "The Fotherington Islands" that the country entered under for the first 2 contests.

 

The ÁSC has hit back at the bill labelling it 'an egregious violation of the independence of the ÁSC and the nations BJSC policy' and declaring it to be unconstitutional. Governa République d'Áskorza has yet to comment on the bill, or respond to comments that this has been part of the Federal Government's plans for more than 5 years. Some in the media have commented that the pushing of the "République d'Áskorza" brand during the hosting of < CII > and the introduction of this bill are suspect, suspecting that the Federal Government is in fact behind the bill.

 

Source: Morpeth Daily

Sir Tim Bergling, King of Music and President of the People's United States of the Democratic Republic of the Nation Formerly, Presently and Subsequently known as Danaelanda, in talks to negotiate the current position of North Danaelanda

 

In recent news North Danaelanda have been building weapons of mass destruction. It has been alleged that they have been plotting to send airships blasting Ed Sheeran's 'Perfect' (all versions of it) in an attempt to irreparably damage the ears of good innocent South Danaelandans. Mr Joris Bonson, dictator (though he prefers to call himself the 'prime minister', OSDaNN do not support his claims of winning the election fairly) of North Danaelanda denies the allegations but thanked the media for the idea and will now be "considering action". Sir Mr. President Tim Bergling KoM is now in talks with the North Danaelandan so-called government to initiate their exit from Danaelanda in the process which will be henceforth known as "Danaelanxit". Bonson gave a media statement, wishing to express that Danaelanxit does, in fact, mean Danaelexit.

 

Official South Danaelanda News Network 2018

Sexual scandal in the royal family

 

Reports have surfaced this afternoon that Prince Peter Bovine III has allegedly had sexual relations with an underage Cow who was recently brought into the Royal Cattle Guard. If the reports are true, it seems that history has repeated itself, as 50 years ago today marked the fall of King Arthur Bull I, when he was forced to step down from the throne after his affair with a lower-class slave Cow came to light. At this moment in time, it seems that Prince Peter Bovine III will have no choice but to waive his rights to the throne and so, therefore, succession will be passed onto his sister. The public has expressed their anger at the Prince for these actions with the hashtag #PrincePeterIsOverParty trending at number 1 on twitter for 3 consecutive days. We can only wait to see how these events will unfold.

 

Source: Cowtermont Official Times

Riots in the Capital: Protesters clash with police in Not Leeds

 

Once again, the capital of Niceland has been flooded with protesters due to the appointment of the new Prime Minister, Not Kim Jong-Un. Many fear that his appointment will lead to the re-naming of a number of towns, such as Dairus, Wung Yoill and Myrus Ciley, names which have been seen as outdated for a long time but still have large groups of locals supporting them. There has also been speculation of a re-design of the national flag which many describe as 'unique' and 'quirky', however Not Kim does not approve. Not Kim's officials have however stated that that this is unlikely to happen within the next century due to the expertise and time needed for the re-design. The government has set up a temporary refuge in the backup capital of Not Mustard until the riots cease.

The Orange Party of South Danaelanda have issued a statement that states The Government of South Danaelanda do not recognise Not Kim Jong-Un as the prime minister of Niceland and Sir Tim Bergling will send diplomatic correspondents to the nation to try and peacefully end the rioting.

 

Joris Bonson has allegedly formed an alliance with Not Kim Jong-Un which could lead do disastrous consequences for South Danaelanda and South Danaelandans.

Forces from Buzzjack Mountain have peacefully occupied Zanmatony, after popular request by the people there, who have tired of a civil war in the region (between forces of the Zanmatonian King Andrew, full title "King Andrew, The Awardinary", and those of a breakaway part of Zanmatony controlled by the Zanmatonian king's brother, Barney, known as 'Wasteland') that has been going on for a few months. Much of the Zanmatonian public have welcomed the move, saying that Buzzjack Mountain's similar quirkiness and culture, expressed amongst other things, in terms of BJSC entries, would make a merger between the two regions fitting. Barney of Wasteland has been forced to flee from the region and King Andrew has surrendered and now accepts Buzzjack Mountain rule.

Edited March 4, 20187 yr by The Snow ❄️

A number of cows have escaped from their pastures in Harmonica and crossed the border to Altyr Muunilinst. No one has made any effort to claim or chase after the cows, as the owners and any witnesses were said to "have better things to do". No reasons are known for the ongoing cow exodus, as authorities and Harmonican citizens were equally and collectively indifferent to the situation. This is a stark contrast to last December, when one tumbleweed had drifted across the border into Yehesi and the entire nation was in uproar.

Persephonia is happy to report no unusual cow-related activity in recent days.

 

Ostrich numbers, on the other hand, have seen a significant uptick over the last month, with the total ostrich population now back to 80% of what it was before the infamous ostrich coup of 2013 (after it dwindled to near zero following a virus outbreak that killed most of the birds shortly after said coup). President Lillian T. Chombo does not seem too concerned about the possibility of another ostrich coup in the near future, but conspiracy theories have begun to spring up on Persephonian social network sites that the great General Struthio, leader of the ostriches and briefly head of state of Persephonia under the name Land of Ostriches, may be planning to regroup the revolutionary ostrich forces to storm Carellis once more. Struthio could not be reached for comment as he was busy with his head buried in the sand.

Beaverdonia's continued raids on the coast of Alteria following their now-infamous falling out at BJSC 103, have been halted for a time after a surprise attack by a massive crowd of Alterian peasants charged at the Beaverdonian ships when they were beached, armed with only scented candles. Several of them managed to get through the Beaverdonian guards and on to the ships and caused significant fire damage.

Edited March 5, 20187 yr by The Hissmobile