Posted October 19, 200618 yr http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/xbectoriax/Oasis/Oasis2/noelsig.jpg Radiohead "Oh, listen, Radiohead, I actually like their music, it's purely personal," he says. "I just think they are ****in' miserable bast*rds. I think that their attitude leaves a lot to be desired. They're like, 'Don't interview me, don't photograph me, but please buy our records.' If ever there was a bad advert for being in a group, it's that lot, because being in a group should be a celebration." At the end of the day you can go to a Radiohead show and stroke your ****ing beard and watch the miserable c**t complaining, or come see us, put your arm round your best mate and have it." Starsailor "Starsailor. They're ****ing outrageously average. Daddy was an alcoholic? So ****ing what? My dad beat the $h!t out of me but I sang about living forever. You ****ing c**k." On S Club Juniors We were mixing "The Hindu Times" in Olympic Studios in London and there was all these kids doing their ****ing dancing thing, and Liam and Andy bell walked in and I went, "Did u see those kids out there?" "Oh you mean Junior S Club 7?" And it took me 20 minutes to realize how the **** did you know what they're called? I thought they were some kids from a special need school who were hanging out at a ****ing recording studio full day cos they thought there were free food or something. And Liam & Andy knew their names!" Christina Aguilera "She looks like some ****ing tart from ****ing Newcastle." Geri Halliwell In September it was confirmed that former Spice Girl Geri had an eating disorder. Noel Gallagher was somewhere for comment, "I have to say that there is no better mental image than Geri going through George Michael's bins," said a less than impressed Noel. "What a loser, you wouldn't admit to $h!t like that, would you?" Kylie Minogue "She refers to herself in the third person. She does these Eurostar ads [in the UK]. Why Kylie Minogue is selling train tickets to people is beyond me. But anyway, she says something like 'When I need to get away I nip onto the Eurostar to Paris until it's time to be Kylie again'. You are ****ing Kylie Minogue, what are you talking about?" Placebo "The Hives look ****ing mega. It's better than that cocksucker from Placebo..." Manic Street Preachers Did you see that bit on the telly when they met Castro? Here they were face-to-face with one of the most influential leaders of the 20th Century, and all Nicky Wire could think to say was, "Noel Gallagher shook hands with Tony Blair and we're meeting Fidel." I was thinking, "In your crowning moment of glory, you student, you still mentioned my name. Thank you very much!" They're living out the university fantasy of Fidel Castro blah blah blah, which doesn't appeal to me one little bit. The next time I see Nicky, I'm going to say, "Why don't you put your nurse's uniform on and go back to college?" System of a Down "Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the $h!ttiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around." "...I think that it's just a pity that there's a lot of nu metal around at the moment. But hopefully that will die out soon. Maybe someone will put on a nu metal festival and bomb the site. Take all their fans with them as well." Of gays Interviewer: It would be pretty ****ing shocking if you announced to the world that you were gay. Noel: Yeah. The thing that annoys me about those people, like that bloke from Boyzone and George Michael, suddenly they're very proud to be gay; when they've been cured, they'll be on the telly: 'Thanks for all your support.' And I always think, 'I wonder what the gay community think of that? 'They must think, 'You ****ing bast*rds.' It's like George Michael, for instance, from 1981 onwards, or from whenever he was making music, he could have made it a lot easier for gay people in England, because he was the biggest pop star there was for six or seven years. But he chose to put the shuttlecock down his trousers and play up to that and deny who he actually is. I've got a lot of friends who are gay and they just think he's a ****ing disgrace. They're not proud of him, or the geezer from Boyzone, they just think they're pathetic because you should be proud of what you are. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
October 19, 200618 yr Placebo "The Hives look ****ing mega. It's better than that cocksucker from Placebo..." :o How dare he! The w****r. :arrr: For a start he clearly has no idea what he's talking about if he compares them to a band who are nothing like them. Secondly, as for that cocksucker comment, Placebo are themselves and proud to be who they are, and they don't need to put on a fake, forced and see-through attitude like Oasis' 'hard man' image. I don't want to turn this into a "my band's better than yours" because they're both totally different bands, but damn Noel. :angry: PS, the thing he said about Kylie also didn't make an ounce of sense, but nevermind.
