The Drunken Lottie Data is IN!!!

 

Please play this tune before continuing for dramatic effect:

 

 

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Thursday Top 40 Update

Missing Data: Drunken calculations filling the gaps

 

Singles

 

1 Slade 262

2 Flpqrqn 260

3 Dancember 176

4 Cody Floppingsberry 152

5 Martin 102

 

6-10

 

7 JosephChristmasStylings 88

 

10 ChRiMbO LeG PiPe 77

 

 

 

11-20

 

17 TheSnake 60

 

19 Buble 55

 

 

21-30

 

 

21 Mdnhillary 88

 

31-50

 

45 Klausmas

 

47 Theo

47 Jonjo

 

717 Spadam

 

7028 Chart Reeval Eez ://

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Oh lads n lasses, Flpqrqn was a Desperate Debby for the no.1 this week, but still flopped and couldn't score a number one hit even on a low sales week, meanin Jerd breaks ha record for longest streak at no.1 by staying there for a SECOND CONTINUOUS WEEK!!!

 

Meanwhile Christmas Leg Pipe takes another tumble, but breaks ha record of longest top10 streak with a FIFTH consecutive week inside!! Data means it is confident Chrimbo will comfortably remain top10!

Lies

If y'all want yo position, ask and I'll tell you what number bus to get to get to the chippy for a sausage sarnie!

No, ask me!!!

Bitch, yo floppy data is as limp as a banana skin dildo!

Umm

Ask me!!!!

Jade is actually on 153..

Skank, this is FAKE NEWS!!!

 

Jerd is on TWO53 atm

omg the 45 bus has taken me to a Crack Den :cheer: :cheer:

Sorry but I have the official data.

 

You’re 39

Fake noos!!

 

You are like the Jessica Simpson to my Britney Spears of chart data!!

does that make me Ed Sheeran then

No as Ed will now be no.1 for three weeks

717 is like the coolest number :cool: I’m taking it.