So lets begin with Semi Final One

 

QUALIFIER 1: SLOVENIA

 

Really? :P

 

A GIRL'S GOT TO EAT!

Hypnotic Slovene ballad UP

Qualifier 2: Australia

 

Buzzjack voting for Australia, I'm shocked to my core.

Qualifier 3: Cyprus

 

Qualifier 4: Portugal

 

A much needed confidence boost for Tamta as she continues to have heart palpitations in anticipation for her vocals during tonight's jury show.

 

And YAS for Portuguese ARTPOP *.*

 

Qualifier 5: Czech Republic

 

These results are going too well when does Jahq's votes arrive and ruin everything?

Qualifier 6: Greece

 

yas Balkan Jess Glynne

Qualifier 7: Belarus

 

Definitely seems to be a theme of "all dat camp shit" to the qualifiers so far, y'all reckon we'll be keeping that up?

yas Soviet Zara Larsson

Qualifier 8: Belgium

 

These results are going too well when does Jahq's votes arrive and ruin everything?

 

ffs

 

So far so good

Qualifier 9: Estonia

 

If Iceland isn't through, I will delete my account