Joseph actually redated half of his posts from last week to this week

 

THIS!

 

Monqueef should come TONIGHT to Joseph and take that number one using violence.

 

Tonight it's time for retribution.

 

Monqueef must exact the price of everything Joseph has stolen from her,

Everything Joseph has done to destroy her life.

And i'm talking about all of it, i'm talking about EVERYTHING,

and let me tell you what - that list is long.

 

Joseph has always got away with it in the past,

but no, not tonight.

She destroyed Monqueef's life, and Joseph must pay.

 

No. No.

Monqueef was so close. she was so close.

Everything was going her way, EVERYTHING.

The sales were really good,

two singles at number one,

huge singles sales and popularity.

 

It was all so pure, so simple.

Monqueef for the first time in her life felt secure,

and that's all she ever wanted.

Her career has been dead ever since.

 

Joseph couldn't let her have it, could she?

She wanted to take it all. Nine weeks is not enough. She wanted ten.

Joseph just couldn't stand Monqueef being number one.

She took Monqueef's happiness and dreams of 3 consecutive number ones.

 

You know, if Joseph had left Monqueef alone everything would have been fine.

You think about that, it didn't have to be this way,

everything that Monqueef will do as revenge happens because its Joseph's fault.

It's Joseph's fault.

 

Joseph can't stop it now.

She could have stopped this a long time ago,

but now she can't, she can't even begin to stop it.

 

JACHQ EITHRR GIVE US THAT NO.1 OR WE WILL TAKE IT BY FORCE. IT IS OURS AND WE WILL TAKE IT!! WE WILL TAKE IT WITH FIRE AND BLOOD SO BEND THE KNEE

Monqueef should come TONIGHT to Joseph and take that number one using violence.

 

Tonight it's time for retribution.

 

Monqueef must exact the price of everything Joseph has stolen from her,

Everything Joseph has done to destroy her life.

And i'm talking about all of it, i'm talking about EVERYTHING,

and let me tell you what - that list is long.

 

Joseph has always got away with it in the past,

but no, not tonight.

She destroyed Monqueef's life, and Joseph must pay.

 

No. No.

Monqueef was so close. she was so close.

Everything was going her way, EVERYTHING.

The sales were really good,

two singles at number one,

huge singles sales and popularity.

 

It was all so pure, so simple.

Monqueef for the first time in her life felt secure,

and that's all she ever wanted.

Her career has been dead ever since.

 

Joseph couldn't let her have it, could she?

She wanted to take it all. Nine weeks is not enough. She wanted ten.

Joseph just couldn't stand Monqueef being number one.

She took Monqueef's happiness and dreams of 3 consecutive number ones.

 

You know, if Joseph had left Monqueef alone everything would have been fine.

You think about that, it didn't have to be this way,

everything that Monqueef will do as revenge happens because its Joseph's fault.

It's Joseph's fault.

 

Joseph can't stop it now.

She could have stopped this a long time ago,

but now she can't, she can't even begin to stop it.

 

Omg this!

 

I was in the winter of my postings, and the charts I met along the road were my only summer.

At night I fell asleep with visions of myself, dancing and laughing and crying with them at no.1.

Three years down the line of being on an endless world tour, and my memories of them were the only things that sustained me, and my only real happy times.

I was a poster. Not a very popular one,

I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poster at no.1 in the postings chart, but upon an unfortunate series of events saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky that I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken.

But I didn't really mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted, and then losing it to know what true freedom is.

When the people I used to know found out what I had been doing, how I'd been living, they asked me "Why?", but there's no use in talking to people who have had three no.1s before.

They have no idea what it's like to seek safety in other no.1s, for home to be wherever you lay your head on the chart.

I was always an unusual girl.

My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean... and a desire for no.1.

And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying...

Because I was born to be the SCORNED SHENANIGANS OTHER POSTER SHENANIGANED OUT OF MY NO.1 BY THE ELITE FORCES OF DARKNESS

Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone ... but at no.1.

Who had nothing, who wanted everything, with a fire for every experience and an obsession for no.1 on the postings chart hat terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it, and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.

omg dandy!

 

Also, where’s that Nick Jonas meme when you need it

I was in the winter of my postings, and the charts I met along the road were my only summer.

At night I fell asleep with visions of myself, dancing and laughing and crying with them at no.1.

Three years down the line of being on an endless world tour, and my memories of them were the only things that sustained me, and my only real happy times.

I was a poster. Not a very popular one,

I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poster at no.1 in the postings chart, but upon an unfortunate series of events saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky that I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken.

But I didn't really mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted, and then losing it to know what true freedom is.

When the people I used to know found out what I had been doing, how I'd been living, they asked me "Why?", but there's no use in talking to people who have had three no.1s before.

They have no idea what it's like to seek safety in other no.1s, for home to be wherever you lay your head on the chart.

I was always an unusual girl.

My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean... and a desire for no.1.

And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying...

Because I was born to be the SCORNED SHENANIGANS OTHER POSTER SHENANIGANED OUT OF MY NO.1 BY THE ELITE FORCES OF DARKNESS

Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone ... but at no.1.

Who had nothing, who wanted everything, with a fire for every experience and an obsession for no.1 on the postings chart hat terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it, and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.

 

Michael using the ride monologue makes him deserve enteral numbed 1

OMG YASS LOTTIE GETS ET!!

 

Okay everyone don't panic don't worry jachq 3ill be on, he will surrender to our threats of violence ans drakarys, and see our receipts, AND MACK will be here presently to act as referee and cast his FINAL JUDGMENT WHICH JACHQ CAN'T ARGUE WITH

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He has FLED FROM THE RECEIPTS

Lawyer coi

Detective Brer

Referee Mack

THE RIGHTFUL AND ETERNAL 2nd time joint #1 and 3rd #1 overall Algernon Monqueef

ESTABLISHMENT OPPRESSOR JonasStyles

Number fiddlin' JachqRoyale

Jerd

 

starring in...

 

THE STORMING OF THE POSTINGS CHART

 

with special guest appearance from Klers playing himself

Fuego

Bray where am I bitch

DRACERYS

I just want to tell you that some people have war in their countries

Cor Lupus?

Bray where am I bitch

 

You can be the director tbh

Omg yes

 

Snake is doing soundtrack

Dandy on catering

Never has there been a more apt post about me

Cor Lupus?

against Alison Grodner bc big brother is shit this season

Lawyer coi

Detective Brer

Referee Mack

THE RIGHTFUL AND ETERNAL 2nd time joint #1 and 3rd #1 overall Algernon Monqueef

ESTABLISHMENT OPPRESSOR JonasStyles

Number fiddlin' JachqRoyale

Jerd

 

starring in...

 

THE STORMING OF THE POSTINGS CHART

 

with special guest appearance from Klers playing himself

 

Omfg THIS!!!!

 

 

Come on Jachq do the right thing, respect our RECEIPTS!!

 

If you do, I'll tell you who secretly hates you... Perhaps then you won't be so concerned aboot protecting his chart run! ... oh no, have I said too much??

 

Besides, NO ONE believes these results! Utter SHENANIGANS, especially with the moving of the goalposts from 7pm to 7.01 to include jonasstyle's posts at that time, but conveniently pushing my 7pm post into next week's!! There are already rumblings in the skype clique among the skype hens aboot a full blown chicken run style takeover of the charts and site... they are sharpening their hairohawks as we speak. Well, I suppose you and a full head of hair had a good time together, a good run. Everyone goes bald eventually sooner or later :D Sooner in the cases of the skype hens' enemies of course, but hey ho!