Posted November 29, 200618 yr ARCTIC MONKEY JAMIE COOK is taking stick from the band after revealing he has the hots for NADINE COYLE. Frontman ALEX TURNER was merciless in ridiculing Jamie’s hopes of copping off with the GIRLS ALOUD star. He said: “Jamie wanted to meet Nadine. But now she is going out with that bloke from Desperate Housewives, so he’s no chance.†Lovelorn Jamie replied: “Give me 12 months in the gym and I’ll have her yet.†Dangerous talk from a man who isn’t in any shape to step into the ring with Nadine’s squeeze, muscle-bound actor JESSE METCALFE Jamie is struggling around with badly bruised ribs after a nasty footie tackle — the guitarist plays in midfield for his local team in Sheffield. Talking to Q magazine, Jamie also shared his thoughts on fame. He said: “All you have to do is get your t*** out or win some nobhead competition on the telly.†Fair enough — but it might come back to haunt him when he pulls some Big Brother reject after a few ales . . .
