December 18, 20222 yr A karaoke version is out now who is gonna take the time to learn the lyrics and sing along lmao are they delusional
December 18, 20222 yr OMG THE DESPERATION THE DESPERATIONNNNNNNNNN! MOULDY FLAKY PASTRY CRUMBS! DESPERATE DEBBIES!!!!
December 19, 20222 yr iTunes #1 Food Aid #10 Food Aid (Karaoke Version) GROSS :puke2: But we do not have the numbers for these downloads and the market is in terminal decline. Streams of the old festive classics are always high. He has always released pitiful second versions, we have to cling to the hope that the dramatic fall in First Look sales from last years will be extrapolated to the final result.... meaning he will be left in CRUMBS! FLAKY PASTRY CRUMBS THAT WILL BE SWEPT AWAY!
December 19, 20222 yr Low top 10 on iTunes is about 100 sales per day so the fact the Karaoke version is only #7 on my iTunes is itself a bit of a flop. I assume though that the vast majority of buyers for these songs over the last few years have bought into the project rather than the music itself, so asking people to stream it or learn the words to do karaoke may have limited success.
December 19, 20222 yr I don't think that's going to provide the boost they need. I imagined they would have had an all-star version lined up, or at least another celebrity/duet partner on board. According to James Masterton they added a tiny amount of sales on Saturday, so it sounds very frontloaded to Friday at the moment. It's all down to whether that video helped to motivate sales, and if the media whip up a frenzy for them when the midweeks come out and they're looking in danger. https://twitter.com/ChartUpdate/status/1604583691602104320
December 19, 20222 yr Tine to bring out the remix starring Jacob Rees Mogg, Nadine Dorries and Suella Braverman.
December 19, 20222 yr Tine to bring out the remix starring Jacob Rees Mogg, Nadine Dorries and Suella Braverman. :cheeseblock:
December 19, 20222 yr A desperate plea video on their social media this morning, begging people to download because their sales are massively down on previous years
December 19, 20222 yr A desperate plea video on their social media this morning, begging people to download because their sales are massively down on previous years :puke2:
December 19, 20222 yr The thing is it still would have been Xmas #1 easily if they’d but even a little bit of effort into the song - but this year in particular it just smacked of half-arsedness
December 19, 20222 yr Watching their update post "considering its for charity" the charity barely gets mentioned each time, They are passionate about the charity but these videos just make em look desperate for the chart success, Plus the it makes more money if gets number 1,
December 19, 20222 yr "Makes more money if it gets to no.1!" "It's best way to donate to the charity!" Shocking.
December 19, 20222 yr A desperate plea video on their social media this morning, begging people to download because their sales are massively down on previous years They are showing themselves up something rotten again. THEY WILL BE LEFT WITH FLAKY PASTRY CRUMBS READY TO BE SWEPT AWAY LIKE CLOSING TIME AT GREGGS!
December 19, 20222 yr Sidemen ‘Christmas Drillings’ HMV exclusive signed CD single - https://hmv.com/store/music/cd/christmas-dr...-limited-signed
December 19, 20222 yr A new version is releasing tomorrow morning with the Bents Green School - a specialist school for those with autism and communication & interaction difficulties.
December 19, 20222 yr Everything just feels reaaally exploitative :( exploitative... thats the word i was looking for. yeah it really does and its actually kinda sad :( how consumed he is with getting the #1
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