What new,politically incorrect Oscar awards do you want to

Whether acting, film or technically related, what humorously and creatively witty and politically incorrect new Oscar award categories would you like seeing offered at the 2007 Oscars (and all future Oscars) despite your knowing there's zero chance such an Oscar would be offered.

Here’s some to start with:

Best Use of Dwarfs for the Advancement of the Cinematic Arts

Most Pathetic Use of an All-Hits Soundtrack to Make the Picture Appeal to Audiences (But One that is Admittedly Very Effective)

Most Innovative Way of Getting Away with Violence, Bad Language and Nudity

Most Creative Product Placement

Best Marketing Division (or hey... is it already called "Best Picture"?)

Best Picture Released before September

Most Unremarkable Picture that Still Should be Recognized in Some Way

Grooviest Use of the F-Word

Best Historical film with all the facts wrong

Most Unintentionally Funny Film